Notes

Prompt ______ + ______ = ______.
Prompt ______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______.
Prompt ______ would be woefully incomplete without ______.
Prompt ______: good to the last drop.
Prompt ______: kid tested, mother approved.
Prompt ______: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Prompt ______: Once you pop, the fun don't stop!
Prompt ______? Jim'll fix it!
Prompt ______? There's an app for that.
Prompt ______? Yeah, nah.
Prompt ______. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
Prompt ______. Betcha can't have just one!
Prompt ______. High five, bro.
Prompt ______. It's a trap!
Prompt ______. That was so metal.
Prompt ______. That's how I want to die.
Prompt ______. That's why mums go to Iceland.
Prompt ★✰✰✰✰ Do NOT go here! Found _____ in my Kung Pao chicken!
Prompt 50% of all marriages end in ______.
Prompt A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ______.
Prompt A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of ______.
Prompt A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______.
Prompt A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______.
Prompt A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with ______.
Prompt ABC presents: "______: The Story of ______."
Prompt After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose?
Prompt After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ______.
Prompt After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ______ to all the people of New Orleans.
Prompt After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of New Orleans.
Prompt After months of practice with ______, I think I’m finally ready for ______.
Prompt After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti.
Prompt Air Canada guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes.
Prompt Airport security guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes.
Prompt Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______.
Prompt And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______.
Prompt And the BAFTA for ______ goes to ______.
Prompt And what did you bring for show and tell?
Prompt Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______.
Prompt Arby's: We Have ______.
Prompt "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1?

I think I am, B2: it's ______ time!"
Prompt As my New Year's resolution, I vow to give up ______.
Prompt As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ______.
Prompt As the mum of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ______.
Prompt Betcha can't have just one!
Prompt BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______.
Prompt Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______.
Prompt Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of ______.
Prompt Brought to you by Molson Canadian, the Official Beer of ______.
Prompt Brought to you by XXXX Gold, the Official Beer of ______.
Prompt But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______.
Prompt CBC presents "___: the Story of ___."
Prompt Channel 4 presents ______, the story of ______.
Prompt Channel 5's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______.
Prompt Channel 9 is pleased to present its new variety show, "Hey Hey It's ______."
Prompt Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ______.
Prompt Check me out, yo! I call this dance move "______."
Prompt Click Here for ______!!!
Prompt Coming this season, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ______.
Prompt Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical.
Prompt Coming to the West End this year, ______: The Musical.
Prompt Crikey! I've never seen ______ like this before! Let's get a bit closer.
Prompt CTV presents "______: the Story of ______."
Prompt Daddy, why is mommy crying?
Prompt Daddy, why is mummy crying?
Prompt Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice.
Prompt Dear Agony Aunt, I'm having some trouble with ________ and I need your advice.
Prompt Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of ______ has denied your request for ______.
Prompt Doctor, you've gone too far! The human body wasn't meant to withstand that amount of ______!
Prompt Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ______ in there.
Prompt Dude, do not go in that washroom. There's ______ in there.
Prompt Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ______.
Prompt During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ______.
Prompt During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into ______.
Prompt During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ______.
Prompt During sex, I like to think about ______.
Prompt Finally! A service that delivers ______ right to your door.
Prompt For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______.
Prompt Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead.
Prompt Future historians will agree that ______ marked the beginning of America's decline.
Prompt Having problems with ______? Try ______!
Prompt "Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And there is ______."
Prompt Hey guys, welcome to Boston Pizza! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?
Prompt Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?
Prompt Hey guys, welcome to Sizzler! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?
Prompt Hey guys, welcome to TGIF! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?
Prompt Hey Reddit! I'm ______. Ask me anything.
Prompt How am I maintaining my relationship status?
Prompt How did I lose my virginity?
Prompt I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______.
Prompt I drink to forget ______.
Prompt I get by with a little help from ______.
Prompt I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one.
Prompt I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing: ______.
Prompt I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with ______.
Prompt I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______.
Prompt I spent my whole life working toward ______, only to have it ruined by ______.
Prompt I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for ______.
Prompt I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ______.
Prompt I'm Lebron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ______.
Prompt I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called "______."
Prompt I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______.
Prompt I'm sorry, Sir, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______.
Prompt I’m not like the rest of you. I’m too rich and busy for ______.
Prompt If you can't be with the one you love, love ______.
Prompt IF you like ______, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.
Prompt In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
Prompt In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ______ will be our currency.
Prompt In a world ravaged by ______ our only solace is ______.
Prompt In a world ravaged by ______, our only solace is ______.
Prompt In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the National Museum of Australia has opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt In Australia, ______ is twice as big and twice as deadly.
Prompt In Belmarsh Prison, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______.
Prompt In her latest feature-length film, Tracy Beaker struggles with ______ for the first time.
Prompt In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of ______.
Prompt In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is ______ trapped in the body of ______.
Prompt In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______.
Prompt In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along.
Prompt In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ______.
Prompt In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ______.
Prompt In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time.
Prompt In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure ______ for all eternity.
Prompt In Wormwood Scrubs, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______.
Prompt Instead of coal, Father Christmas now gives the bad children ______.
Prompt Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______.
Prompt Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ______ and ______!
Prompt Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ______!
Prompt It's a trap!
Prompt It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______.
Prompt Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ______."
Prompt Just once, I'd like to hear you say "Thanks, Mum. Thanks for ______."
Prompt Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop______
Prompt Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ______.
Prompt Life for Aboriginal people was forever changed when the white man introduced them to ______.
Prompt Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______.
Prompt Life was difficult for cavemen before ______.
Prompt Lifetime® presents ______: the Story of ______.
Prompt Lifetime® presents "______: the Story of ______."
Prompt Lovin’ you is easy ’cause you’re ______.
Prompt Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage.
Prompt Make a haiku.
Prompt Mate, do not go in that bathroom. There's ______ in there.
Prompt Mate, do not go in that toilet. There's ______ in there.
Prompt Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______.
Prompt Men's Wearhouse: You're gonna like ______. I guarantee it.
Prompt Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ______ against the Persians.
Prompt Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me ______.
Prompt Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ______?
Prompt MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______.
Prompt My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ______ on the moon!
Prompt My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found ______.com/______.
Prompt My plan for world domination begins with ______.
Prompt Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______.
Prompt Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______.
Prompt Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ______.
Prompt Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of _______.
Prompt Next on Nine's Wide World of Sports: The World Championship of ______.
Prompt Next on Sky Sports: The World Championship of ________.
Prompt Next on Sky Sports: The World Champsion of ________.
Prompt Next on TSN: The World Series of ______.
Prompt Next up on Channel 4: Ramsay's ______ Nightmares.
Prompt Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ________.
Prompt Now at the National Museum of Australia: an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt Now at the Natural History Museum: an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt Now at the Royal Ontario Museum: an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt Now at the Smithsonian: an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt O Canada, we stand on guard for ______.
Prompt Oi! Show us ______!
Prompt Old MacDonald had ______. E-I-E-I-O.
Prompt Only two things in life are certain: death and ______.
Prompt Penalty! ______: that's 5 minutes in the box!
Prompt Qantas now prohibits ______ on airplanes.
Prompt Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is ______ stuffed with ______.
Prompt Science will never explain ______.
Prompt Skidamarink a dink a dink, skidamarink a doo, I love ______.
Prompt Sorry everyone, I just ______.
Prompt "Step 1: ______.
Step 2: ______.
Step 3: Profit."
Prompt Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______.
Prompt TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ______.
Prompt That's right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______.
Prompt The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ______.
Prompt The class field trip was completely ruined by ______.
Prompt The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, ______, acceptance.
Prompt The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of ______.
Prompt The Natural History Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on ________.
Prompt The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go.
Prompt The school excursion was completely ruined by ______.
Prompt The school field trip was completely ruined by ______.
Prompt The school trip was completely ruined by ______.
Prompt The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and ______.
Prompt The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______.
Prompt The TFL apologizes for the delay in train service due to ________. 
Prompt The theme for next year's Eurovision Song Contest is "We are ________."
Prompt The U.S. has begun airdropping ______ to the children of Afghanistan.
Prompt They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ______ inside of ______. They were wrong.
Prompt "This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with ______."
Prompt This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______.
Prompt This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ______.
Prompt This season at the old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ______.
Prompt This season at the Princess of Wales Theatre, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ______.
Prompt This season at the Sydney Opera House, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waiting for ______.
Prompt Today on Jerry Springer: "Help! My son is ______!"
Prompt Today on Maury: "Help! My son is ______!"
Prompt Today on The Jeremy Kyle Show: "Help! My son is ________!"
Prompt Tonight's top story: What you don't know about ________ could kill you.
Prompt TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes.
Prompt Turns out that ______-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
Prompt Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ______.
Prompt UKIP: Putting ______ First!
Prompt War! What is it good for?
Prompt Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ______.
Prompt What am I giving up for Lent?
Prompt What are my parents hiding from me?
Prompt What are school administrators using to curb rampant teenage pregnancy?
Prompt What broke up the original Wiggles?
Prompt What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
Prompt What did I bring back from Amsterdam?
Prompt What did I bring back from Bali?
Prompt What did I bring back from Mexico?
Prompt What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
Prompt What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Prompt What do old people smell like?
Prompt What does Dick Cheney prefer?
Prompt What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
Prompt What don't you want to find in your doner kebab?
Prompt What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
Prompt What don't you want to find in your Mongolian beef?
Prompt What ended my last relationship?
Prompt What gets better with age?
Prompt What gives me uncontrollable gas?
Prompt What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
Prompt What helps Barack Obama unwind?
Prompt What helps Obama unwind?
Prompt What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
Prompt What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?
Prompt What kept Margaret Thatcher busy in her waning years?
Prompt What left this stain on my couch?
Prompt What made my first kiss so awkward?
Prompt What makes life worth living?
Prompt What makes me a true blue Aussie?
Prompt What never fails to liven up the party?
Prompt What will always get you laid?
Prompt What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
Prompt What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
Prompt What's a girl's best friend?
Prompt What's my anti-drug?
Prompt What's my secret power?
Prompt What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
Prompt What's that smell?
Prompt What's that sound?
Prompt What's the Canadian government using to inspire rural students to succeed?
Prompt What's the crustiest?
Prompt What's the most emo?
Prompt What's the new fad diet?
Prompt What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
Prompt What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
Prompt What's there a ton of in heaven?
Prompt What's there a tonne of in heaven?
Prompt When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______.
Prompt When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-meter statue to commemorate ______.
Prompt When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-metre statue to commemorate ______.
Prompt When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______.
Prompt When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______.
Prompt When I am President, I will create the Department of ______.
Prompt When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Department of ______.
Prompt When I am Prime Minister of Canada, I will create the Ministry of ______.
Prompt When I am Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, I will create the Ministry of ______.
Prompt When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Department of ______.
Prompt When I am Prime Minister, I will create the Ministry of ______.
Prompt When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
Prompt When I was tripping on acid, ______ turned into ______.
Prompt When I'm in prison, I'll have ______ smuggled in.
Prompt When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______.
Prompt When you get right down to it, ______ is just ______.
Prompt While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ______.
Prompt White people like ______.
Prompt Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Prompt Why am I sticky?
Prompt Why can't I sleep at night?
Prompt Why do I hurt all over?
Prompt With enough time and pressure, ______ will turn into ______.
Prompt Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ______ alone.

Response "Tweeting."
Response (I am doing Kegels right now.)
Response 10,000 Syrian refugees.
Response 100% Pure New Zealand.
Response 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Response 400 years of colonial atrocities.
Response 50 mg of Zoloft daily.
Response 50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
Response 72 virgins.
Response 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Response A bag of magic beans.
Response A balanced breakfast.
Response A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.
Response A big black dick.
Response A big hoopla about nothing.
Response A bird that shits human turds.
Response A bit of slap and tickle.
Response A bitch slap.
Response A bleached arsehole.
Response A bleached asshole.
Response A Bop It™.
Response A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth.
Response A brain tumor.
Response A brain tumour.
Response A bucket of fish heads.
Response A can of whoop-ass.
Response A caress of the inner thigh.
Response A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
Response A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.
Response A Chelsea smile. 
Response A Chinese tourist who wants something very badly but cannot communicate it.
Response A clandestine butt scratch.
Response A cooler full of organs.
Response A cop who is also a dog.
Response A crucifixion.
Response A cute, fuzzy koala, but it has chlamydia.
Response A death ray.
Response A decent fucking Internet connection.
Response A defective condom.
Response A despondent Maple Leafs fan sitting all alone.
Response A didgeridildo.
Response A disappointing birthday party.
Response A drive-by shooting.
Response A fair go.
Response A falcon with a cap on its head.
Response A fanny fart.
Response A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber.
Response A fat bald man from the internet.
Response A fetus.
Response A five-litre goon bag.
Response A Fleshlight.
Response A Fleshlight®.
Response A foetus.
Response A foul mouth.
Response A fuck-ton of almonds.
Response A fuck-tonne of almonds.
Response A gassy antelope.
Response A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Response A ginger's freckled ballsack.
Response A good sniff.
Response A good, strong gorilla.
Response A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air.
Response A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
Response A Gypsy curse.
Response A hairless little shitstain named Callou.
Response A Halal Snack Pack.
Response A hen night in Slough.
Response A homoerotic volleyball montage.
Response A horde of Vikings.
Response A hot mess.
Response A Japanese toaster you can fuck.
Response A Japanese whaling operation.
Response A LAN party.
Response A lifetime of sadness.
Response A literal tornado of fire.
Response A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
Response A live studio audience.
Response A look-see.
Response A low standard of living.
Response A mad cow.
Response A madman who lives in a police box and kidnaps women.
Response A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.
Response A man on the brink of orgasm.
Response A mating display.
Response A Mexican.
Response A micropenis.
Response A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
Response A middle-aged man on roller skates.
Response A mime having a stroke.
Response A moment of silence.
Response A monkey smoking a cigar.
Response A mopey zoo lion.
Response A much younger woman.
Response A murder most foul.
Response A neglected Tamagotchi™.
Response A nice cup of tea.
Response A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.
Response A piñata full of scorpions.
Response A posh wank.
Response A PowerPoint presentation.
Response A pyramid of severed heads.
Response A really cool hat.
Response A robust mongoloid.
Response A sad fat dragon with no friends.
Response A sad handjob.
Response A salad for men that's made of metal.
Response A salty surprise.
Response A sassy black woman.
Response A sausage festival.
Response A saxophone solo.
Response A sea of troubles.
Response A shark!
Response A sick burnout.
Response A sick wombat.
Response A sickly child-king.
Response A six-point plan to stop the boats.
Response A slab of VB and a pack of durries.
Response A slightly shittier parallel universe.
Response A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Response A sober Irishman who doesn't care for potatoes.
Response A soggy Sao.
Response A spastic nerd.
Response A stingray barb through the chest.
Response A stray pube.
Response A subscription to Men's Fitness.
Response A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
Response A surprising amount of hair.
Response A sweet spaceship.
Response A thermonuclear detonation.
Response A thousand Scottish warriors lifting their kilts in unison.
Response A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal.
Response A Tim Hortons franchise.
Response A time travel paradox.
Response A tiny horse.
Response A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele.
Response A tribe of warrior women.
Response A vagina that leads to another dimension.
Response A vajazzled vagina.
Response A vastly superior healthcare system.
Response A vindaloo poo.
Response A web of lies.
Response A wheelchair death race.
Response A white ethnostate.
Response A white van man.
Response A whole thing of butter.
Response A windmill full of corpses.
Response A wisecracking terrorist.
Response A zesty breakfast burrito.
Response Aaron Burr.
Response Abstinence.
Response Academy Award winner Meryl Streep.
Response Accepting the way things are.
Response Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
Response Active listening.
Response Actually getting shot, for real.
Response Actually taking candy from a baby.
Response Adderall™.
Response Adult Friendfinder.
Response Advice from a wise, old black man.
Response African children.
Response Agriculture.
Response AIDS.
Response Alcohol poisoning.
Response Alcoholism.
Response Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Response All four prongs of an echidna's penis.
Response All my friends dying.
Response All of this blood.
Response All the dudes I've fucked.
Response All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
Response All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99.
Response Altar boys.
Response America.
Response American Gladiators.
Response Americanization.
Response Amputees.
Response An AK-47 assault rifle.
Response An AK-47.
Response An AR-15 assault rifle.
Response An argument with Richard Dawkins.
Response An army of skeletons.
Response An ass disaster.
Response An asymmetric boob job.
Response An endless stream of diarrhea.
Response An endless stream of diarrhoea.
Response An entrenched class system.
Response An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
Response An Evening with Michael Buble.
Response An evil man in evil clothes.
Response An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
Response An icepick lobotomy.
Response An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker.
Response An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Response An M16 assault rifle.
Response An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette.
Response An Oedipus complex.
Response An old guy who's almost dead.
Response An older woman who knows her way around the penis.
Response An oversized lollipop.
Response An ugly face.
Response An unstoppable wave of fire ants.
Response An unwanted pregnancy.
Response An uppercut.
Response Anal beads.
Response Announcing that I am about to cum.
Response Another goddamn vampire movie.
Response Another shot of morphine.
Response Anything that comes out of Prince Philip's mouth.
Response Apologizing.
Response Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Response Asians who aren't good at math.
Response Assless chaps.
Response Attitude.
Response Auschwitz.
Response Australia.
Response Authentic Mexican cuisine.
Response Autocannibalism.
Response AXE Body Spray.
Response Badger culling.
Response Ball-by-ball commentary from Richie Benaud.
Response Balls.
Response Bananas in Pajamas.
Response Bananas.
Response Barack Obama.
Response Barely making $25,000 a year.
Response Basic human decency.
Response BATMAN!
Response BATMAN!!!
Response Battlefield amputations.
Response Becoming a blueberry.
Response Bees?
Response Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
Response Being a dick to children.
Response Being a dinosaur.
Response Being a hideous beast that no one could love.
Response Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
Response Being a woman.
Response Being able to talk to elephants.
Response Being awesome at sex.
Response Being black.
Response Being Canadian.
Response Being fabulous.
Response Being fat and stupid.
Response Being hunted like a fox.
Response Being marginalised.
Response Being marginalized.
Response Being on fire.
Response Being rich.
Response Being white.
Response Benedict Cumberbatch.
Response Bestiality.
Response Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Response Bingeing and purging.
Response Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath.
Response Bisexuality.
Response Bitches.
Response Black people.
Response Bling.
Response Blood farts.
Response Blood, toil, tears, and sweat.
Response Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits.
Response Blowing up Parliament.
Response Boat people; half boat, half human.
Response Bogies.
Response Bond, James Bond.
Response Bono.
Response Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
Response Boogers.
Response Bosnian chicken farmers.
Response Braiding three penises into a Curly Wurly.
Response Braiding three penises into a licorice twist.
Response Braiding three penises into a Twizzler.
Response Breaking out into song and dance.
Response Brexit.
Response Britney Spears at 55.
Response Brown people.
Response Bubble butt bottom boys.
Response Buckfast Tonic Wine.
Response Bullshit.
Response Burning down the White House.
Response Buying the right pants to be cool.
Response Canada: America's Hat.
Response Canadian Netflix.
Response Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
Response Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.
Response Cardi B.
Response Cards Against Humanity.
Response Cashed-up bogans.
Response Casually suggesting a threesome.
Response Catapults.
Response Centaurs.
Response Chainsaws for hands.
Response Charisma.
Response Cheating in the Paralympics.
Response Cheating in the Special Olympics.
Response Cheeky bum sex.
Response Chemical weapons.
Response Child abuse.
Response Child beauty pageants.
Response Children on leashes.
Response Chivalry.
Response Christopher Walken.
Response Chundering into a kangaroo's pouch.
Response Chunks of dead backpacker.
Response Chunks of dead hitchhiker.
Response Chunks of dead prostitute.
Response Chutzpah.
Response Civilian casualties.
Response Classist undertones.
Response Clive Palmer's soft, shitty body.
Response Clubbing baby seals.
Response Coat hanger abortions.
Response Cock.
Response Cockfights.
Response College.
Response Committing suicide.
Response Completely unwarranted confidence.
Response Concealing a boner.
Response Concealing an erection.
Response Consensual sex.
Response Consultants.
Response Contagious face cancer.
Response Converting to Islam.
Response Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers.
Response Copping a feel.
Response Cottaging.
Response Count Chocula.
Response Court-ordered rehab.
Response Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza.
Response Crazy hot cousin sex.
Response Creed.
Response Crippling debt.
Response Crucifixion.
Response Crumbs all over the bloody carpet.
Response Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.
Response Crumpets with the Queen.
Response Crystal meth.
Response Cuddling.
Response Cumming deep inside my best bro.
Response Customer service representatives.
Response Cybernetic enhancements.
Response Dad's funny balls.
Response Daddies Brown Sauce
Response Daddies® Brown Sauce.
Response Daddy issues.
Response Daddy's belt.
Response Daniel Radcliffe's delicious arsehole.
Response Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.
Response Danny DeVito.
Response Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.
Response Darth Vader.
Response Date rape.
Response Dave Matthews Band.
Response David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.
Response David Cameron.
Response Dead babies.
Response Dead birds everywhere.
Response Dead parents.
Response Deflowering the princess.
Response Dental dams.
Response Denying climate change.
Response Destroying the evidence.
Response Dick Cheney.
Response Dick fingers.
Response Dick pics.
Response Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends.
Response Dirty nappies.
Response Disco fever.
Response Diversity.
Response Dogging.
Response Doin' it in the butt.
Response Doin' it up the bum.
Response Doing a shit in Pudsey Bear's eyehole.
Response Doing crimes.
Response Doing it in the butt.
Response Doing the right thing.
Response Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
Response Don Cherry's wardrobe.
Response Donald J. Trump.
Response Donald Trump.
Response Double penetration.
Response Douchebags on their iPhones.
Response Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Response Drinking alone.
Response Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.
Response Drinking out of the toilet and eating rubbish.
Response Dropping a baby down the dunny.
Response Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
Response Drowning the kids in the bathtub.
Response Druids.
Response Drum circles.
Response Dry heaving.
Response Dwarf tossing.
Response Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Response Dying alone and in pain.
Response Dying of dysentery.
Response Dying.
Response Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
Response Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's arsehole.
Response Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole.
Response Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Response Eating an albino.
Response Eating the last known bison.
Response Eating too much of a lamp.
Response Ecstasy.
Response Ed Balls.
Response Edible underpants.
Response Edible underwear.
Response Egging an MP.
Response Elderly Japanese men.
Response Electricity.
Response Embryonic stem cells.
Response Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo.
Response Emma Watson.
Response Emotions.
Response England.
Response Erectile dysfunction.
Response Establishing dominance.
Response Estrogen.
Response Ethnic cleansing.
Response Eugenics.
Response Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.
Response Exactly what you'd expect.
Response Excalibur.
Response Exchanging pleasantries.
Response Executing a hostage every hour.
Response Existentialists.
Response Existing.
Response Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
Response Explaining how vaginas work.
Response Explosions.
Response Extremely tight jeans.
Response Extremely tight pants.
Response Extremely tight trousers.
Response Facebook.
Response Fading away into nothingness.
Response Faffing about.
Response Faith healing.
Response Fake tits.
Response FALCON PUNCH!!!
Response Famine.
Response Fancy Feast®.
Response Farting and walking away.
Response Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
Response Fear itself.
Response Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Response Fellowship in Christ.
Response Fiery poops.
Response Fiery poos.
Response Figgy pudding.
Response Filling my briefcase with business stuff.
Response Filling my son with spaghetti.
Response Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away.
Response Finger painting.
Response Fingering.
Response Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Response Fisting.
Response Five litres of Special Brew.
Response Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
Response Flash flooding.
Response Flavored condoms.
Response Flesh-eating bacteria.
Response Flightless birds.
Response Flying robots that kill people.
Response Flying sex snakes.
Response Forced sterilisation.
Response Forced sterilization.
Response Foreskin.
Response Forgetting the Alamo.
Response Former President George W. Bush.
Response Four Loko.
Response Fox News.
Response Fragile masculinity.
Response Free samples.
Response Friction.
Response Friendly fire.
Response Friends who eat all the snacks.
Response Friends who eat all your snacks.
Response Friends with benefits.
Response Frolicking.
Response Front butt.
Response Fucking my sister.
Response Fucking the weatherman on live television.
Response Full frontal nudity.
Response Funky fresh rhymes.
Response Gandalf.
Response Gandhi.
Response Garth Brooks.
Response Gary Coleman.
Response Gary Glitter.
Response Gay aliens.
Response Gay conversion therapy.
Response Geese.
Response Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Response Genghis Khan.
Response Genital piercings.
Response Gentleman's Relish®.
Response Genuine human connection.
Response German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
Response German dungeon porn.
Response Germans on holiday.
Response Getting a DUI on a Zamboni.
Response Getting crushed by a vending machine.
Response Getting cummed on.
Response Getting drugs off the street and into my body.
Response Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Response Getting fingered.
Response Getting into a pretty bad car accident.
Response Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.
Response Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Queensland, and dying.
Response Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to the south of France, and dying.
Response Getting naked and watching CBeebies.
Response Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Response Getting naked and watching Play School.
Response Getting pregnant again.
Response Getting really high.
Response Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Response Getting so angry that you pop a stiffy.
Response Getting wed, having a few kids, taking some pictures, retiring to the south of France, and dying.
Response Ghosts.
Response Girls who shouldn't go wild.
Response Girls.
Response Giving 110%.
Response Giving birth to the Antichrist.
Response Gladiatorial combat.
Response Glassing a wanker.
Response Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
Response Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
Response Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Response Glenn Beck.
Response Global warming.
Response Gloryholes.
Response Goats eating cans.
Response Goblins.
Response God.
Response GoGurt®.
Response Going an entire day without masturbating.
Response Going around punching people.
Response Golden showers.
Response Good-natured, fun-loving Aussie racism.
Response Grandma.
Response Grandpa's ashes.
Response Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.
Response Grave robbing.
Response Growing a pair.
Response Guys who don't call.
Response Haggis.
Response Half a kilo of pure China White heroin.
Response Half-assed foreplay.
Response Harry Potter erotica.
Response Have some more kugel.
Response Having a Golden Gaytime.
Response Having a penis.
Response Having a shag in the back of a ute.
Response Having anuses for eyes.
Response Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.
Response Having sex for the first time.
Response Having sex on top of a pizza.
Response Having sex with every man in Winnipeg.
Response Having shotguns for legs.
Response Heartwarming orphans.
Response Heath Ledger.
Response Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
Response Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
Response Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Response Heritage minutes.
Response Heritage minutes.
Response Heroin.
Response Heteronormativity.
Response Hillary Clinton's emails.
Response Hip hop jewels.
Response Hipsters.
Response Historically black colleges.
Response Hobos.
Response Holding down a child and farting all over him.
Response Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Response Homeless people.
Response Homo milk.
Response Hooning.
Response Hope.
Response Hormone injections.
Response Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
Response Horse meat.
Response Hospice care.
Response Hot cheese.
Response Hot people.
Response Hot Pockets®.
Response How amazing it is to be on mushrooms.
Response How awesome it is to be white.
Response How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital.
Response How far I can get my own penis up my butt.
Response How wet my pussy is.
Response However much weed $20 can buy.
Response However much weed £20 can buy.
Response Huffing spray paint.
Response Huge biceps.
Response Hulk Hogan.
Response Hunting "accidents".
Response Hunting accidents.
Response Hurling one's body down a hill in pursuit of a wheel of cheese.
Response Hurricane Katrina.
Response Hurting those closest to me.
Response I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
Response Ice.
Response Illegal immigrants.
Response Impotence.
Response Improvised explosive devices.
Response Inappropriate yodeling.
Response Incest.
Response Indescribable loneliness.
Response Inserting a jam jar into my anus.
Response Inserting a Mason jar into my anus.
Response Intelligent design.
Response Intimacy problems.
Response Invading Poland.
Response Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Response Italians.
Response Itchy pussy.
Response J.D. Power and his associates.
Response Jade Goody's cancerous remains.
Response Jedward.
Response Jehovah's Witnesses.
Response Jennifer Lawrence.
Response Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Response Jesus.
Response Jew-fros.
Response Jewish fraternities.
Response Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals.
Response Jibber-jabber.
Response Jimmy Savile.
Response Jobs.
Response Joe Biden.
Response John Howard's eyebrows.
Response John Wilkes Booth.
Response Judge Judy.
Response Judging everyone.
Response Just touching David Beckham's hair.
Response Justin Bieber.
Response Justin Trudeau.
Response Juuling.
Response Kamikaze pilots.
Response Kanye West.
Response Keanu Reeves.
Response Keeping Christ in Christmas.
Response Keg stands.
Response Kibbles 'n Bits™.
Response Kibbles n' Bits.
Response Kids with ass cancer.
Response Kids with bum cancer.
Response Kim Jong-il.
Response Kim Jong-un.
Response Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support.
Response Kissing nan on the forehead and turning off her life support.
Response Knife crime.
Response Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie.
Response Lactation.
Response Lads.
Response Lady Gaga.
Response Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
Response Land mines.
Response Laying an egg.
Response Leaked footage of Kate Middleton's colonoscopy.
Response Leaving an awkward voicemail.
Response Lena Dunham.
Response Leprosy.
Response Letting everyone down.
Response Letting yourself go.
Response Leveling up.
Response Liberals.
Response Licking things to claim them as your own.
Response Listening to her problems without trying to solve them.
Response Literally eating shit.
Response Little boy penises.
Response Living in a trash can.
Response Living in Yellowknife.
Response Lockjaw.
Response Loki, the trickster god.
Response Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering "tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise."
Response Loose lips.
Response Lumberjack fantasies.
Response Lunchables™.
Response LYNX® Body Spray.
Response Mad cow disease.
Response Madeleine McCann.
Response Magnets.
Response Making a friend.
Response Making a pouty face.
Response Making sex at her.
Response Making the penises kiss.
Response Making up for centuries of oppression with one day of apologising.
Response Man meat.
Response Mansplaining.
Response Many bats.
Response Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Response Martha Stewart.
Response Massive, widespread drought.
Response Masturbating.
Response Masturbation.
Response Mathletes.
Response Maureen of Blackpool, Reader's Wife of the Year 1988.
Response Me time.
Response Me.
Response MechaHitler.
Response Memes.
Response Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way.
Response Men.
Response Menstrual rage.
Response Menstruation.
Response Meth.
Response Michael Jackson.
Response Michelle Obama's arms.
Response Mike Pence.
Response Mild autism.
Response Miley Cyrus at 55.
Response Miley Cyrus.
Response Millions of cane toads.
Response Millwall fans.
Response Mining accidents.
Response Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
Response Mom.
Response Mooing.
Response Moral ambiguity.
Response More elephant cock than I bargained for.
Response Morgan Freeman's voice.
Response Mountain Dew Code Red.
Response Mouth herpes.
Response Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Response Mr. Dressup.
Response Mr. Dressup.
Response Mr. Snuffleupagus.
Response Mr. Squiggle, the Man from the Moon.
Response Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him).
Response Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
Response Multiple orgasms.
Response Multiple stab wounds.
Response Murder.
Response Mutually assured destruction.
Response Mutually-assured destruction.
Response Muzzy.
Response My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him.
Response My balls on your face.
Response My black ass.
Response My bright pink fuckhole.
Response My cheating prick of a husband.
Response My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband.
Response My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Response My collection of Japanese sex toys.
Response My ex-wife.
Response My fat daughter.
Response My father, who died when I was seven.
Response My first kill.
Response My genitals.
Response My good bra.
Response My humps.
Response My inner demons.
Response My little boner.
Response My machete.
Response My mate Dave.
Response My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.
Response My relationship status.
Response My sex life.
Response My soul.
Response My Uber driver, Pavel.
Response My ugly face and bad personality.
Response My vagina.
Response Nachos for the table.
Response Naked News.
Response Natalie Portman.
Response Natural male enhancement.
Response Natural selection.
Response Nazis.
Response NBA superstar LeBron James.
Response Necrophilia.
Response New Age music.
Response Newfies.
Response Newfies.
Response Nickelback.
Response Nicolas Cage.
Response Nip slips.
Response Nippers.
Response Nipple blades.
Response Nocturnal emissions.
Response Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.
Response Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Response Not having sex.
Response Not reciprocating oral sex.
Response Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid.
Response Not wearing pants.
Response Not wearing trousers.
Response Nothing but sand.
Response Nothing.
Response Nunchuck moves.
Response Obesity.
Response Object permanence.
Response Oestrogen.
Response Old-people smell.
Response Ominous background music.
Response One Direction's supple, hairless bodies.
Response One Ring to rule them all.
Response One titty hanging out.
Response One trillion dollars.
Response Only dating Asian women.
Response Oompa-Loompas.
Response Opposable thumbs.
Response Oprah.
Response Our first chimpanzee President.
Response Our first chimpanzee Prime Minister.
Response Overcompensation.
Response Overpowering your father.
Response Oversized lollipops.
Response Owning and operating a Chili's franchise.
Response Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Response Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Response Paedophiles.
Response Panda sex.
Response Paris Hilton.
Response Parting the Red Sea.
Response Party poopers.
Response Passable transvestites.
Response Passing a kidney stone.
Response Passive-aggression.
Response Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Response Pauline Hanson.
Response PCP.
Response Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Response Pedophiles.
Response Peeing a little bit.
Response Penis breath.
Response Penis envy.
Response People who smell their own socks.
Response Perfunctory foreplay.
Response Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder.
Response Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Response Pictures of boobs.
Response Pikies.
Response Pingers.
Response Pixelated bukkake.
Response Playing silly buggers.
Response Police brutality.
Response Polish People.
Response Pooping back and forth. Forever.
Response Pooping in a laptop and closing it.
Response Pooping in the soup.
Response Poopy diapers.
Response Poor life choices.
Response Poor people.
Response Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Response Popped collars.
Response Porn stars.
Response Poutine.
Response Poverty.
Response Power.
Response Powerful thighs.
Response Prancing.
Response Praying the gay away.
Response Prescription pain killers.
Response Preteens.
Response Pretending to care.
Response Profound respect and appreciation for indigenous culture.
Response Pronouncing the names of northern Welsh towns.
Response Prosti-tots.
Response Pterodactyl eggs.
Response PTSD.
Response Puberty.
Response Public ridicule.
Response Pulling out.
Response Pumping out a baby every nine months.
Response Punching a congressman in the face.
Response Punching an MP in the face.
Response Puppies!
Response Pussy Galore.
Response Putting things where they go.
Response Queefing.
Response Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus.
Response Queuing.
Response Racially-biased SAT questions.
Response Racism.
Response Radical Islamic terrorism.
Response Rap music.
Response Raping and pillaging.
Response Raptor attacks.
Response Re-gifting.
Response Rectangles.
Response Rehab.
Response Repression.
Response Republicans.
Response Reverse cowgirl.
Response Rich people.
Response Riding off into the sunset.
Response Ring Pops.
Response Ring Pops™.
Response Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
Response Ripping off the Beatles.
Response Ripping open a man’s chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Response Rising from the grave.
Response Road head.
Response Rob Ford.
Response Robbing a sperm bank.
Response Robert Downey Jr.
Response Robert Downey, Jr.
Response RoboCop.
Response Rohypnol.
Response Ronald Reagan.
Response Roofies.
Response Rubbing Boris Johnson's belly until he falls asleep.
Response Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.
Response Running out of semen.
Response Rupert Murdoch.
Response Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.
Response Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis.
Response Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
Response Same-sex ice dancing.
Response Samuel L. Jackson.
Response Santa Claus.
Response Sarah Palin.
Response Saxophone solos.
Response Saying "I love you."
Response Scalping the Milkybar Kid.
Response Scalping.
Response Schmirler the Curler.
Response Science.
Response Scientology.
Response Scousers.
Response Screaming like a maniac.
Response Scrotum tickling.
Response Scrubbing under the folds.
Response Sean Connery.
Response Sean Penn.
Response Seduction.
Response Seeing Grandma naked.
Response Seeing Granny naked.
Response Seeing my father cry.
Response Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls.
Response Seething with quiet resentment.
Response Self-flagellation.
Response Self-loathing.
Response Selling crack to children.
Response Selling ice to children.
Response Seppuku.
Response Serfdom.
Response Seven dead and three in critical condition.
Response Sex with animals.
Response Sex with Patrick Stewart.
Response Sexting.
Response Sexual humiliation.
Response Sexual peeing.
Response Sexual tension.
Response Sexy pillow fights.
Response Shaking a baby until it stops crying.
Response Shapeshifters.
Response Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
Response Sharing needles.
Response Shiny objects.
Response Shipping convicts to Australia.
Response Shitting out a perfect Cumberland sausage.
Response Shitting out a screaming face.
Response Shorties and blunts.
Response Showing up to an orgy for the food.
Response Shutting the fuck up.
Response Shutting up so I can watch the game.
Response Shutting up so I can watch the match.
Response Sideboob.
Response Silence.
Response Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
Response Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage.
Response Sitting on my face.
Response Sitting on my face.
Response Skeletor.
Response Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.
Response Slapping a biscuit out of an orphan's mouth.
Response Slapping a racist old lady.
Response Slapping Nigel Farage over and over.
Response Slaughtering innocent civilians.
Response Slavs.
Response Smallpox blankets.
Response Smegma.
Response Sneezing, farting, and cumming at the same time.
Response Sniffing and kissing my feet.
Response Sniffing glue.
Response Snotsicles.
Response Sobbing into a Hungry-Man™ Frozen Dinner.
Response Soft, kissy missionary sex.
Response Soiling oneself.
Response Solving problems with violence.
Response Somali pirates.
Response Some bloody peace and quiet.
Response Some douche with an acoustic guitar.
Response Some foundation, mascara, and a touch of blush.
Response Some god damn peace and quiet.
Response Some guy.
Response Some kind of bird man.
Response Some of the best rappers in the game.
Response Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich.
Response Some really fucked-up shit.
Response Sorry, this content cannot be viewed in your region.
Response Soup that is too hot.
Response Spaghetti? Again?
Response Spaniards.
Response Spectacular abs.
Response Spending lots of money.
Response Sperm whales.
Response Spirit Airlines.
Response Spontaneous human combustion.
Response Stalin.
Response Staring at a painting and going "hmmmmmmm..."
Response Stephen Harper.
Response Stephen Harper.
Response Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
Response Steve Bannon.
Response Steve Irwin.
Response Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
Response Still being a virgin.
Response Stockholm Syndrome.
Response Stormtroopers.
Response Stranger danger.
Response Strong female characters.
Response Stunt doubles.
Response Substitute teachers.
Response Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
Response Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Response Suicidal thoughts.
Response Summoning Harold Holt from the sea in a time of great need.
Response Sunshine and rainbows.
Response Surprise sex!
Response Swag.
Response Sweet, sweet vengeance.
Response Switching to Geico®.
Response Swooping.
Response Synergistic management solutions.
Response Syrupy sex with a maple tree.
Response Take-backsies.
Response Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.
Response Taking a sheep-wife.
Response Taking off your shirt.
Response Tangled Slinkys.
Response Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow.
Response Tasteful sideboob.
Response Teaching a robot to love.
Response Team building exercises.
Response Team-building exercises.
Response Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning.
Response Teenage pregnancy.
Response Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere.
Response Tentacle porn.
Response Terrorists.
Response Terry Fox's prosthetic leg.
Response Testicular torsion.
Response That ass.
Response That one gay Teletubby.
Response That thing that electrocutes your abs.
Response The American Dream.
Response The Amish.
Response The arrival of the pizza.
Response The art of seduction.
Response The baby that ruined my pussy.
Response The Bachelorette season finale.
Response The Big Bang.
Response The big fucking hole in the ozone layer.
Response The Black Death.
Response The Blood of Christ.
Response The bloody Welsh.
Response The BNP.
Response The bombing of Nagasaki.
Response The boners of the elderly.
Response The Boy Scouts of America.
Response The bush.
Response The Care Bear Stare.
Response The Chinese gymnastics team.
Response The chronic.
Response The clitoris.
Response The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-Cola®.
Response The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.
Response The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®.
Response The crazy, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.
Response The Daily Mail.
Response The Dalai Lama.
Response The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Response The deformed.
Response The Devil Himself.
Response The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.™
Response The drama club.
Response The economy.
Response The EDL.
Response The end of days.
Response The entire cast of Downton Abbey.
Response The entire Internet.
Response The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Response The female orgasm.
Response The FLQ.
Response The flute.
Response The folly of man.
Response The forbidden fruit.
Response The Force.
Response The French.
Response The gays.
Response The glass ceiling.
Response The Great Depression.
Response The Great Emu War.
Response The Gulags.
Response The guys from Queer Eye.
Response The Hamburglar.
Response The hardworking Mexican.
Response The heart of a child.
Response The Hemsworth brothers.
Response The hiccups.
Response The Hillsborough Disaster.
Response The Holy Bible.
Response The homosexual agenda.
Response The homosexual lifestyle.
Response The Honey Monster.
Response The human body.
Response The Hustle.
Response The illusion of choice in a late-stage capitalist society.
Response The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Response The invisible hand.
Response The Jews.
Response The KKK.
Response The Kool-Aid Man.
Response The land of chocolate.
Response The light of a billion suns.
Response The Little Engine That Could.
Response The magic of live theatre.
Response The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Response The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.
Response The milk man.
Response The milkman.
Response The miracle of childbirth.
Response The morbidly obese.
Response The North.
Response The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles.
Response The only gay person in a hundred kilometers.
Response The only gay person in a hundred miles.
Response The opioid epidemic.
Response The past.
Response The Patriarchy.
Response The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."
Response The People's Elbow.
Response The petty troubles of the landed gentry.
Response The pirate's life.
Response The placenta.
Response The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Response The Pope.
Response The profoundly handicapped.
Response The prunes I've been saving for you in my armpits.
Response The Rapture.
Response The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Response The Red Menace.
Response The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Response The rhythms of Africa.
Response The Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Response The Russians.
Response The Scouts.
Response The screams...the terrible screams.
Response The Smell of Primark.
Response The South.
Response The Stig.
Response The Strictly Come Dancing season finale.
Response The sudden appearance of the Go Compare man.
Response The Superdome.
Response The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Response The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
Response The terrorists.
Response The Thong Song.
Response The Three-Fifths compromise.
Response The Three-Fifths Compromise.
Response The token minority.
Response The total collapse of the global financial system.
Response The Trail of Tears.
Response The true meaning of Christmas.
Response The Übermensch.
Response The Underground Railroad.
Response The unstoppable tide of Islam.
Response The violation of our most basic human rights.
Response The Virginia Tech Massacre.
Response The way James Bond treats women.
Response The White Australia Policy.
Response The wifi password.
Response The wonders of the Orient.
Response The World of Warcraft.
Response The wrath of Vladimir Putin.
Response Therapy.
Response Theresa May.
Response These hoes.
Response Third base.
Response This answer is postmodern.
Response This month's mass shooting.
Response This year's mass shooting.
Response Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Response Three dicks at the same time.
Response Throwing a virgin into a volcano.
Response Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality.
Response Tickle Me Elmo.
Response Tickle Me Elmo™.
Response Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop.
Response Tiger Woods.
Response Tiny nipples.
Response Tom Cruise.
Response Tongue.
Response Toni Morrison's vagina.
Response Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers.
Response Too much hair gel.
Response Tories.
Response Total control of the media.
Response Touching a pug right on his penis.
Response Trench foot.
Response Tripping balls.
Response Tweeting.
Response Twenty tonnes of bat shit.
Response Twinkies®.
Response Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
Response Unfathomable stupidity.
Response Uppercuts.
Response Used knickers.
Response Used panties.
Response Vegemite™.
Response Vehicular homicide.
Response Vehicular manslaughter.
Response Viagra®.
Response Vigilante justice.
Response Vigorous jazz hands.
Response Vikings.
Response Vladimir Putin.
Response Vomiting into a kangaroo's pouch.
Response Vomiting mid-blowjob.
Response Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally.
Response Waiting 'til marriage.
Response Waiting till marriage.
Response Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
Response Waking up half-naked in a Little Chef car park.
Response Waking up half-naked in a Macca's car park.
Response Waking up in Idris Elba's arms.
Response Walking in on Dad peeing into Mom's mouth.
Response Wanking into a pool of children's tears.
Response Waterboarding.
Response Weapons-grade plutonium.
Response Wearing an octopus for a hat.
Response Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
Response Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
Response Wet dreams.
Response What that mouth do.
Response What's left of the Great Barrier Reef.
Response When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Response Whining like a little bitch.
Response Whipping it out.
Response Whiskas® Catmilk.
Response White people.
Response White power.
Response White power.
Response White privilege.
Response White-man scalps.
Response Whoever the Prime Minister is these days.
Response Wifely duties.
Response Will Smith.
Response William Shatner.
Response Winking at old people.
Response Wiping her bum.
Response Wiping her butt.
Response Wizard music.
Response Women in yoghurt adverts.
Response Women in yoghurt commercials.
Response Women in yogurt commercials.
Response Women of color.
Response Women of colour.
Response Women voting.
Response Women's suffrage.
Response Women's undies.
Response Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go.
Response Words.
Response World peace.
Response Worshipping that pussy.
Response Xenophobia.
Response Yeast.
Response YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
Response Your mum.
Response Your weird brother.