Notes

I have seven siblings, from all of whom I'm estranged.
I once saw Joel McHale in a Rite-Aid.
I'm about halfway through the fourth Harry Potter. Things are really heating up.
I've been married twice, both times to the same woman in a dark cloak.
If baths were music, they'd be jazz.
To me, water is just thick air.
I was at the pier when Rodney Riner fell in.
Despite spending much of my adult life in San Francisco, I've never so much as caught a glimpse of the Golden Gate Bridge.
I organize all my high school reunions
I like baths because they help me think.
I watch every episode of 'The Late Late Show with James Corden' live when it airs. I'd hate to be behind on the social media reactions.
Regardless of what I'm cooking, I always set my oven to 425.
I have to sign off on all of the obituaries from the Chicago Tribune.
I told my mother I was staying the night at my father's. I told my father the opposite. They'll find out eventually, but until then, I'm going to do my best to enjoy Six Flags.
My neighbor only speaks Spanish. I only speak English. This language barrier didn't keep us from laughing our asses off when this dude on a bike did a yard sale after sliding out on some oil that was leaking from my Ford Edge.
I have a good Bill Gates impression and am working on one for Steve Jobs.
It's always interesting to me how we use Kleenex to mean tissue, when Kleenex is merely a brand of tissue. Same this with Jacuzzi and hottub. I've been kicked out of seven book groups.
I always tip 20%. 20% of what? Ah, well, THAT depends on the service.
One of my pet peeves is people using yellow legal pads to write anything other than an outline for their client's defense.
When I went away to school, my home town got a Starbucks.