Notes

Before we start the story, I'm going to get the most important fact out of the way. Now, you may all think Facemisk looks as gorgeous as this(http://i.imgur.com/zsCDxML.png), but that is not true. Because Facemisk... is... a dog. And not just any dog... he is doge. Everyone in heaven is a dog, even. And all the sinners, or cats, are in hell.
Let's get to the story then. First off, the Facemisk war.
It was a calm rainy day. Facemisk sat in his Bub themed chair in the castle, and his angels did their daily duties of beating the sin out of people and dumping the sin into Bubs mouth/hell. Amanda, the weakest fallen angel, watched Bub in hopes of him one day noticing her. As the weakest angel, her job was to feed the sinners of hell. It wasn't that important of a job because no one needed to eat.
Bub sat on his beautiful throne caressing his Sehun plushie, and plotting to get Facemisk to finally join him in hell. The only reason Facemisk always denied was because Marie made him stay. Marie, the head angel in heaven, was the only one who didn't like Bub or Facemisk that has ever existed in heaven/hell. She was very nice, and even though she was once in hell, everyone trusted and loved her. Except for Lucifer. Well, everyone calls her Lucifer, but her real name is Usako. Usako hated everyone, because everyone hated her. She was very rude to everyone, and absolutely hated being in this heaven ruled by Facemisk. The reason she wasn't in hell was because she never actually committed any sins, and she didn't because she didn't want to be sent to hell where everyone would sin in her face.
Despite how rude she is, Usako used to be nice during the time she was still alive. But having lost her hentai stash, she changed. No, reading hentai isn't a sin, stop being rude >:-(. Life was awful without her AbhixAalis shipping hentai, and it was so hard for her to live in that place without it. It was even worse than getting expelled from Hogwarts. It was even worse than getting tortured by Satanick! But she couldn't escape that place because Facemisk is a bully (´ヘ｀・).
Suddenly the sun started dispensing pickles, and they fell all over the place. This was very lucky for all the sinners in hell because it distracted the angels! But it was very bad for heaven because pickles are sin, and everyone in heaven is allergic to sin... except Facemisk. Facemisk had to stop the pickles coming from the sun, so he barked, calling his majestic wings to come from his back. Facemisk to the sun!!
When Facemisk flew off to the sun to stop the catastrophe, literal hell came lose on heaven and everyone ate mermaid sushi together. Marie and Usako ate lasagna instead though because they don't like sushi. Everyone was done eating when Facemisk came back. He blushed a dark red as he saw Bub waiting for him, holding a life-sized doll of Sehun.