Notes

[Cayde-6:]
Calling all guardians, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the City walls
There's about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the titans
Send in the hunters
Send in the warlocks
Send in the... fuck

I wanna class change 'cause you're trash and I wanna savor it
But it's cool, after reviving you I'll trade you my emote
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the spear right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
You're a "guardian" who can't resolve shit with light?
Talk like you being a dreg, ayy
Is that your IQ or your level? Ayy
Say to your fireteam face, ayy
How the Leviathan Raid tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a sparrow ride by
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to get mine

[Shaxx:]
Woo! You've been pretending
Ever since your little light orbs descended
Let Vex think you killed em all
When you weren't capable of aiming at the boss at all
That's bad, but then I heard you try to raid
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Master Rahool didn't have a blue engram
Boy, gotta cheese
Gotta cheese, cheese, cheese
Because when you've got no actual skill
Replace it with an Exotic
You really don't see your ghost rolling his eye?
Hoping to die, he's so tired
Of you throwing the power of what you equip in his face
No, no, no, no, you think he's gonna say

[Cayde-6:]
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless supers
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your spaceship and fuck me!"
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pro
You're a borderline skill offender
Diss boy an exotic of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny acolyte wanna-be vanguard
It's salty af, nigga
You're like Ikora without the talent
Like a thrall, but a little faggot
Like Oryx but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Oryx

[Shaxx & Cayde-6:]
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're too scared to go to Light 255?

[Cayde-6:]
Little hoe, little bitch
Suck my supercharging fist
Admit that you just got carried
I'd say "take the L" if you could afford it
(Get it, because you're bad?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
(Hey, let's make fun of the Exo boy with his Exo glowing eyes)
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a Nightfall
To call you a sweeperbot would be an insult to the clean floors

[Shaxx:]
Whatever you've promised to raid, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your fireteam is fickle, here's what I predict
Your class is bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
How the fuck can someone so rude
Not realize they're worse than a bot, dude?
But let me guess, I'm hacking, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your skills
'Cause you're as basic as a one-inch high hill
You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the selfie emote in Destiny 2

[Cayde-6:]
Got glimmer, glimmer, dust and the gear and the class
And yet you're always gonna be a little ass
Now I'm finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?