Notes

Don't read a Fanfiction called 'Brooklyn'. "Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo…I was talking to one of my internet friends and she sent me a fanfiction with the name only labeled “Brooklyn” I said to this dude, What’s this sh*t? She just giggled and said “Just read it and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN YOU'RE READING IT" Then I thought it was some weird fanfiction or some strange sh*t but as I read the first chapters, I was like “Yo…..what the fu*k..” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like “Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo…….” THEN THEY GOT ON THE MOTHERfu*kING BED AND THEN I SAID “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
I couldn’t fu*king believe what I just read, It was like Satan gave me his smut collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN’T STOP READING IT, THEN CHAPTER TWENTY AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM…..THOSE GUYS…YOOOOOOO…….THOSE YOUTUBERS….AND THAT GUY SAW THEM THEN HE…YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN THAT IRISH GUY TOOK HIS PANTS THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING “DIFFERENT” AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST…KEPT READING IT…AND THAT’S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I READ CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE…THREE …THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT…WAS…THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND MARK WAS HIS NAME, MARK WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON’T READ A FANFICTION LABELED BROOKLYN, DON’T DO IT MAN, IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!"