Notes

REX
(GASP!)
Have you been replaced?

WOODY
Hey! What did I tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.

The toys give each other a look of doubt.

WOODY
Now let's all be polite, and give
whatever it is up there a nice, big
"Andy's Room" welcome.

Woody climbs slowly up the side of the bed, peeking over the
edge. His eyes widen at the sight of...

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

We see Buzz as Woody does - an expensive looking space age
action figure, covered with buttons and stickers from head
to toe. The imposing "G.I. Joe-sized" doll stands heroically
in the center of the bed, his back to Woody.

Woody GULPS.

Buzz comes alive and looks around.

ANGLE: BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

While he scans the bedroom a "DARTH VADER" LIKE BREATHING is
heard.

Buzz eyes it all suspiciously and pushes a button on his chest.

SFX: ELECTRONIC BEEP

BUZZ
Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.

Nothing. He pushes the button again.

BUZZ
Star Command - come in. Do you
read me?
(to himself)
Why don't they answer?!!
Just then, Buzz catches sight of his ripped packaging. The
box is designed to look like a spaceship.

BUZZ
(GASP)
My ship!!

He runs up to the box and investigates the damage.

BUZZ
Blast! This'll take weeks to repair!

Buzz flips open a plastic compartment on his arm -- his
wrist communicator.

BUZZ
Buzz Lightyear Mission Log.
Stardate 4072: My ship has run off
course en route to sector 12. I've
crash landed on a strange planet.
The impact must have awoken me from
hyper-sleep.

Buzz springs up and down on the squishy surface of the bed.

BUZZ
(into communicator)
Terrain seems a bit unstable...

He taps the sticker of controls on his wrist communicator.

BUZZ
(into communicator)
No read-out yet if the air is
breathable... and there seems to be
no sign of intelligent life
anywhere --

ANGLE: BUZZ'S POV THROUGH HIS HELMET

Woody's face suddenly pops into view.

WOODY
Hello-o-o...

BUZZ
HO-YAAAHH!!!

Buzz jumps back, taking a fighting stance. He presses a
button on his arm that turns on a red "laser beam" light on
his wrist. Buzz aims the red beam on Woody's forehead and
holds it there.

WOODY
Aaaaaaah! Whoa, hey, whoa, did I
frighten you? Didn't mean to.
Sorry. Howdy! My name is Woody
and this is Andy's room. That's
all I wanted to say, and also,
there has been a bit of a mix-up.
This is my spot, see, the bed here --

While Woody is speaking, Buzz notices the sheriff's badge on
Woody's vest.

BUZZ
(de-activating his
laser beam)
Local law enforcement! It's about
time you got here. I'm Buzz
Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe
Protection Unit. My ship has crash
landed here by mistake.

Buzz begins walking around the bed, surveying the situation.
Woody tries to keep up.

WOODY
Yes, it is a mistake, because, you
see, the bed, here, is my spot.

BUZZ
I need to repair my turbo boosters.
Do you people still use fossil
fuels, or have you discovered
crystalic fusion?

WOODY
Well, let's see, we've got double
A's --

BUZZ
Watch yourself!!

Buzz shoves Woody down on the bed and re-activates his wrist
laser.

BUZZ
(continued)
Halt! Who goes there?!

The other toys are peeking over the edge of the bed.

REX
Don't shoot! It's okay! Friends!

BUZZ
(to Woody)
Do you know these life forms?

WOODY
Yes. They're Andy's toys.

BUZZ
Alright, everyone. You're clear to
come up.

Buzz walks over to the toys.

BUZZ
I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Rex steps forward and eagerly shakes Buzz's hand.

REX
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

BUZZ
Why, thank you...
(pulls away)
Now thank you all for your kind
welcome.

REX
Say! What's that button do?

BUZZ
I'll show you.

Buzz presses a button on his chest.

BUZZ (SAMPLED VOICE)
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

The toys all GASP IN AWE.

SLINKY
Hey, Woody's got something like
that. His is a pullstring, only
it --

MR. POTATO HEAD
Only it sounds like a car ran over it.

HAMM
Oh yeah, but not like this one.
This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copper wiring, huh?
So, uh, where are you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?

BUZZ
Well...no, actually I'm stationed
up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector
4. As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit of the
Space Ranger Corps, I protect the
galaxy from the threat of invasion
from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn
enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

As Buzz speaks, Woody glances down at the box in which Buzz
arrived.

ANGLE: BACK OF BUZZ'S BOX

There is a cartoon drawing of Buzz giving the exact, word-
for-word spiel that Buzz is now giving.

MR. POTATO HEAD
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

REX
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not
actually from Mattel, I'm actually
from a smaller company that was
purchased in a leveraged buy-out.
Well, I don't really understand the
financials, but...

Woody walks over to Bo Peep.

WOODY
You'd think they've never seen a
new toy before.

BO PEEP
Well sure, look at him. He's got
more gadgets on him then a Swiss
army knife.

Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his
laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.

BUZZ
Ah, ah, ah, please be careful! You
don't want to be in the way when my
laser goes off.

MR. POTATO HEAD
Hey, a laser! How come you don't
have a laser, Woody?

WOODY
It's not a laser! It's a little
lightbulb that blinks!

HAMM
What's with him?

MR. POTATO HEAD
Laser-envy.

WOODY
All right, that's enough. Look,
we're all very impressed with
Andy's new toy --

BUZZ
Toy?

WOODY
T-O-Y. Toy.

BUZZ
Excuse me, I think the word you're
searching for is Space Ranger.

WOODY
The word I'm searching for I can't
say because there's pre-school toys
present.

MR. POTATO HEAD
Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?

REX
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear? Now I'm
curious. What does a Space Ranger
actually do?

WOODY
He's not a Space Ranger! He
doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers
or fly --

BUZZ
Excuse me.

Buzz calmly hits a button and wings pop out.

Again the toys GASP IN AWE.

HAMM
Oh, impressive wingspan. Very good!

WOODY
Oh, what?!...What?! These are
plastic. He can't fly!

BUZZ
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy
and I CAN fly.

WOODY
No, you can't.

BUZZ
Yes, I can.

WOODY
You can't!

BUZZ
Can!

WOODY
Can't! Can't! Can't!

BUZZ
I tell you, I could fly around this
room with my eyes closed!

WOODY
Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.

BUZZ
All right, then, I will.
(to toys)
Stand back everyone!

The crowd of toys make room for Buzz as he heads towards the
edge of the bed and climbs up the bedpost. He poses like a
high diver, shuts his eyes...

BUZZ
To infinity and beyond!!

...and leaps off the bed.

Buzz plummets straight down, hits a big rubber ball and
bounces right back up.

He then lands on a Hotwheels car, which races him down the
track, through the loop, and off a ramp. Buzz soars upward
into a plane mobile hanging from the ceiling.

Buzz becomes wedged between the plane's wheels. The impact
turns on the PLANE'S MOTOR making it (and Buzz) spin around
and around.

All the other toys watch from the bed, mesmerized.

Finally the centrifugal force causes Buzz to separate from
the plane, sailing him across the room toward the bed.

Buzz makes a perfect landing right in front of Woody and
then opens his eyes.

BUZZ
Can.

The crowd of toys rush Buzz, CHEERING AND CLAPPING WITH
ADORATION.

REX
Whoa! Oh, wow! You flew
magnificently!

BO PEEP
I found my moving buddy!

BUZZ
Why, thank you. Thank you all.
Thank you.

WOODY
That wasn't flying! That was
falling with style!

MR. POTATO HEAD
Man, the dolls must really go for
you!
(aside)
Can you teach me that?

Woody stands alone at the other end of the bed, fuming.
Slinky, caught up in the euphoria, approaches Woody.

SLINKY
Heh, heh, heh! Golly bob howdy --

WOODY
Oh, shut up! In a couple of days,
everything will be just the way it
was. They'll see... they'll see.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
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