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The Lost Mattress

Are you hurt, Gallaxhar?

Coronation Elsa: I'm sorry, Gallaxhar.
Coronation Anna: Harsh.
Gallaxhar: Argh, me back!
Coronation Elsa: Are you hurt, Gallaxhar?
Gallaxhar: No. I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin' back tears in me eyes because it's a new dance craze!
Coronation Elsa: Oh, good, I thought you were hurt.
Gallaxhar: I am hurt, ya idiot! I'm sorry I'm snapped at ya, laddie. It's just me back is killing me. It's me old, lumpy mattress. It's like trying to sleep on broken coral. I'm going out of me mind. Ouch! Oh, me back.
Coronation Elsa: Poor Gallaxhar. What are we going to do, Coronation Anna?
Coronation Anna: Why do anything? I like the new Gallaxhar. He yells at you more.

Surprise!

Gallaxhar: Oh, me back. Well, here goes another useless attempt to sleep on me mount less, lumpy mattress. Huh, that's queer. Me mattress seems strangely cozy and butter-like...
Coronation Elsa, Coronation Hans, Coronation Anna: Surprise!
Gallaxhar: Armageddon! What? Oh, you? What in the blue eye scallop are you doing in me bedroom.

All my money was in that mattress!

Coronation Elsa: We noticed how miserable you were on your lumpy, old mattress.
Coronation Anna: So I suggested we get you a new one.
Coronation Hans: I thought it was your idea.
Gallaxhar: So, where's me old mattress then?
Coronation Anna: Don't worry, Gallaxhar, I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump.
Gallaxhar: All my money was in that mattress!
Coronation Anna: What?! Haven't you ever heard of a bank?!
Gallaxhar: No!
Coronation Elsa: Gallaxhar!
Gallaxhar: No!
Coronation Hans: And we got you a card.
Gallaxhar: Is there money in it?
Coronation Hans: Nope.

If Gallaxhar doesn't pull through, you're going to jail!

Coronation Elsa: Is it serious, garbage boy? Will Gallaxhar be alright?
Garbage Boy: Gallaxhar is in a cash-coma. Only the return of his money can save his life.
Coronation Anna: It was Coronation Elsa's fault! Getting Gallaxhar a new mattress was his idea!
Coronation Hans: I knew it!
Linguini: Not so fast! This card says " This was all my idea, love. Coronation Anna" If Balls had doesn't pull through, you're going to jail!
Coronation Anna: Ooh... you did this, Dress! If you don't get Gallaxhar's mattress back from the dump, I am going to murd... help you do it myself.
Coronation Hans: Wow, he really does care.
     
 
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