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A: Bisexual.
Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.
Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A: A pimp.
Q: whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A: The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q: What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A: Suppressing the erection.
Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
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