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(2-4)minutes
sachin kumar
dulhe raja : profile pic!!fake thi……
lekin dil ki bahut achi hai kasam se bata rahe hai...haaa
ramesh and suresh together : abhee yaar
suresh : chal koi nahi koi nahi
ab dekh mai tujhe kaha le kar chalta hoon
dalal : oyeee jawano...rom rom chil jaye
…..voice not clear…..
nashili jheel ho jaisi
aag nahi yeh shola hai….barf ka ghola hain
bacha budha hoon ya jaawan sab ko kush kar de aisa laya hoon
saaman
suresh : arre baishaab dulhe raja k liye bhi kuch dikhaiye
dalal : ooo dulhaniya ab toh tum zindagi baar ek hi dukaan se saaman
kharidogi
aao tumhe poora baazar dikhaye
…..drum beats…..
prostitute : aaaaaaaa….
dulhe raja : yeh tu mujhe kaha le aaya
suresh : abhe yeh hi to asli jaanat hai
100 rupay do.. life ban jaigi
dulhe raja : kisi ko pata lag gaya toh pure khandaan ki naakh kat jaigi
arreee.. ham ijjatdar log hai
suthradar : haan bilkul sahi kaha bhaisaab apne
aap toh ijjatdar log hai aur apka in badnaam bastioon se
kya vaasta.
aap toh apni uchi immaraton k ac kamron mai hi theek hai.
apni ijjatdaro ki baasti mai.
introduction :
random person 1 : jab jab iss samaj ko kisi baat ki -------- nahi hogi
random person 2 : duusro k dard par jab hairani nahi hoti
main person : ----------------------------
-------------------------
jagah jagah par survey karke aur logo ki gaali tak sehke
koto pe jaa kar bhi dekha. bheja pakka pakka kar sekha
aur inn sab se joh mila woh hi haam apko khilaige thoda
hasaige thoda rulainge aur kuch annkhuy pehloonay se
rubaru karaige
suthradar : kyonki ---------------
and PDSF yaha sab bikta hai baasti mai
aur iitk ki fursat mandli aap sab k liye le kar aayi hai
NUKKAD NATTAK……
ijjatdaro ki basti mai….
TS : haan haan hai haam ijjatdar log rehte hai ijjatdaro ki
basti mai.
arre kam se kam in ladkiyoon ki tarah to nahi jo chand
paiso mai apni ijjat bhechne mai zara bhi nahi soochti.
suthradar : yaar tujhe sahi mai aisa lagta hai kahi yeh bhi hoon sakta
hai ki unke haalat aur unki maajburian unhe soochne ka mauka
hi na dete hoon.




     
 
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