Notes

Key: lorenipsum (taken from the channel #1)
Don't share this. Trust no one. I was looking through some documents here to try to find the insurance on my car, when instead I found Form 176yWe, an illegal dump notice about some old computer parts. It seems I'm not the only one to have important documents go missing, no telling who did this or why as of yet.

Key: srmvgwvwcxievyjgitrtxmtmecgvlwzinrijvcvrctwtbyegehgzxhti (taken from channel #3)
To check on the paper stocks I called Dippy and got the password for the copier, RgjQ_K . After all, dangerous as the supernatural function may be, it can still be useful for both purposes. The good news is we had enough paper to send to even the owners in neighboring cities. However just as we finished Robby stole some of our parts, claiming they were just what he needed to make the halftime pyrotechnics display the best Oregon has to offer. If he's not stopped, it's sure to be the last one. I had no idea a kid like that would even know the first thing about the physical side of computers. Ack, no time for marveling at unexpected genius, there's a situation to defuse!

Key: jsjmdrgkplfhnxzgkvla (taken from channel #7)
The mansion was just as impressive loooking from the outside as I remembered it. Not to say that the inside wasn't just as awe inspiring, but for different reasons. Each room looked like a collage of the height of avant garde, the most average of homes, the finest of laboratories and the most appaling of dump heaps. The biggest shock is all of that somehow managed to look asthetically pleasing. Even after all this time the man never ceases to amaze me. He had very little time to chat as he was in the midst of a creative spark, though he reassured us that the photo clarifier we needed was a finished project that was somewhere within the house. After hours of searching and more than a few pile collapses it was found within a locked file cabinet in the basement, in a disused bathroom with a sign on the door reading Beware of the Leopard. The notes included with it said that Project zi0oo carbon dated an image, then did a spacetime scan of the area in question to show details that the camera itself could never have picked up. The moment of truth had arrived! We got a good look at the suspect only to be disappointed. The kids had never seen this person before, which was both good and bad because it meant odds were we'd never see them in town again. Downhearted, I led the kids back to the shack. Mabel took the scanner with her to see if she could improve her old scrapbooks.


Key: ecgbi (taken from channel #8)
Dipper nearly bowled me over, he was that excited. He was nonchalantly watching Mabel make her scrapbook extra detailed when he realized the date Robby's picture had been taken was the day before she met some sort of boy band. That was also when the teen had somehow got his hands on a mind controlling music disc. Checking Mabel's journalist camera from the deathball game, lo and behold the same mysterious boy was in the audience. It was obvious the perpetrator couldn't have gone far, and as I rushed for the door that turned out to be more true than expected. That insufferable punk had stolen a few knick-knacks, left the place a mess and was getting away with ease. He even drained the gas tank to the stanleymobile and the golf cart. The plate number on his car was Qc3mU. When Dipper was looking for some paper to write that down he found a note. Judging by what it says I'm not sure where we'll go from here, but I know this isn't over.

(translated by Morse) (taken from channel #9)
NOTHING GETS PAST YOU, DOES IT? NOT TO WORRY, I'M NOT AGAINST YOU. WHO COULD BE, REALLY? SO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON. SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE FROM FAR AND WIDE INTERESTED IN STRANGE THINGS AND THE LAW CAN'T HIDE INFORMATION FOR LONG NO MATTER HOW HARD IT TRIES. THAT'S WHERE WE COME IN.THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE THOSE WHO NEED TO KNOW. WE PICK THE BEST OF THEM AND HELP OUT WHENEVER WE CAN. HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT WE BORROWED THE NAME YOUR FRIEND USED, MISGUIDED AS HE WAS. THIS TIME THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU PASS A LITTLE TEST. ENTER IN DOCS DOT GOOGLE DOT COM SLASH FORMS SLASH D. ADD ANOTHER SLASH AFTER THE D, ASSEMBLE THE PIECES IN ORDER AND PUSH ENTER. YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO FROM THERE.