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Aalis in Wonderland - Yandere!Aalis x Tsundere!Anhi - by sir-madam, quack-san, and quacker socks cassidy (aka usako, amanda and cassidy)

Anhi was reading a book in bed with a lamp turned on. Suddenly, Aalis jumped into the fucking window and said, "Hey, honey~!" She landed on the bed as if she did a leap of faith. Anhi glared at Aalis and stumbled out of his bed and said, "H-hey! Don't come in on me like that! Fucking baka! Baka!!!" Anhi whipped his book at her as he slowly backed away. Aalis frowned. "Aw, c'mon, Anhi! Play nice!" She huffed. Anhi just literally walked into the closet and hid there reading his book with a flashlight. Aalis got bored after like, 50 seconds, so she barged into the closet. "nOO ANHI!!" Anhi fell over. "oW FUCK!" Aalis got up and looked at his book. "What are ya reading?" She said curiously. Anhi sat up and picked up the book. "Alice in Wonderland--" They fell down the forking rabbit hole.

They stared at the things as they fell down the hole. Random mirrors, chairs, tea, etc. Aalis landed with her face planted in a marshmallow. Anhi looked up-- he was already down--and was like "What the fuck?" Aalis lifted her face up from the marshmallow. "This marshmallow. Tastes like a sock!" She declared calmly. Somewhere over the rainbow, she saw a walking pickle dancing in high heels on a cloud while floating in chocolate! "...I love this place." She ran over to the pickle. Anhi just stared at her like, "Fucking baka" Then suddenly, the pickle looked at Aalis. "hEYY BITCH COME DANCE WITH ME BITCH" Aalis gave a point-of-a-fact-look. "I'm sorry, sir. I already have someone to dance with." The pickle frowned and died oN THE COLD HARD GROUND. Anhi ran over. "Why is there a green turd on the ground?" Aalis smiled. "Oh, it's just a dead pickle. Don't worry. OH! I didn't kill it this time... I swear." Anhi rolled his eyes. "I'm just going to find a way out. Do what you want, marry that dead pickle even." He said, starting to walk away. Aalis interrupted him and said, "But what if I do not want to marry that dead pickle! What if I would rather marry someone else! Or what if I don't want to ever get married, what if that?? Or what if I die before I do, or--" Anhi looked at Aalis. "Uhh... got it." He said.