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hello everyone
this is a surprise birthday present for amanda :^)
this is literally just a completely random story of me, amanda, bub, facemisk, and marie all 5 of us dont ask what its about bc i have no fucking idea okok

Everyones pronouns that I am using;
Turtlez: They/Them
Bub: He/Him
Amanda: She/Her
Marie: She/Her
Facemisk: He/Him



It was a very weird day there was like snow falling from the ceiling of their house and no one knew why and Bub was like 'what the fuck is this shit' and then Turtlez said 'can someone show me please' and then everyone looked at them like 'wtf' but Amanda wasn't there so she didn't because Amanda was busy eating ice cream while standing in a giant can of beans to win free posters of any anime she wanted and she was very interested so she decided to participate meanwhile Turtlez didn't because they weren't told by Amanda because Amanda forgot like the slice of bread she is :^)
Marie stuck out her tongue and caught the snow falling from the ceiling with it. It tasted bad because it was literally falling from the ceiling which tasted like pencils. Don't ask how they all know what the ceiling tastes like its fine. Anyway Marie spat it out because it tasted like pencils. Bub laughed at her because Bub is gr8. Then Marie threw a tiny bucket at Bub which belonged to Turtlez so Turtlez was mad at Marie for taking their bucket without permission. Then Facemisk came in and asked; "Wait why do you have that tiny bucket anyways Turtlez?" Turtlez looked over to Facemisk who just walked in. "That is a good question!" They pointed at his nose for some reason. "You see, I love tiny things a lot and I also love containers so this is a great object for me to have in my possession because it is very fun to look at and put stuff in, and do other things with! Like transporting a tiny cake that you for some reason have--" Then they continued ranting for a while and everyone just walked away because they didn't really care.
After another while Turtlez noticed they all left so they stopped ranting and went out to get some pencils because they were running low from using them so much. On the way they saw Amanda sitting in a giant can of beans while eating ice cream and at first they were like 'what the fuck' but then they saw the giant sign saying you could win a free poster of any anime you want!1!! Turtlez got very excited and decided to enter even though it already started but it was still possible because it had only just started :^)
Turtlez walked up to the guy running it and said "Hello sir, I would like to enter this competition that does not really make any sense!" and pointed their finger up for some fucking reason. The guy who was named Banana Joe said "Alright," and handed them a pass to enter into a can of beans and get a free ice cream so they ran over to an ice cream stand and got a free ice cream then ran over to a can of beans and literally jumped in excitedly.

Contest explanation; so, you get an ice cream and sit in a can of beans while eating it. to win the competition you need to first eat the entire ice cream, then jump out, run back to Banana Joe, get a bucket, scoop a bucket of beans, bring them back, and do that until the bean can is empty. and then you magically win!1

Turtlez quickly ate their ice cream, and jumped out of the giant can of beans. They then went to get their bucket from Banana Joe. They ran over to Banana Joe, and asked for the bucket, so Banana Joe said "Here you go," and handed Turtlez the bucket. They grabbed the bucket and ran back over and scooped the beans. Amanda was doing the same thing at the time, and noticed Turtlez was there, so she said "Oh hey Turtlez, what's up?" And at that time, Turtlez coincidentally tripped, making the bucket of beans that they were carrying fly into air. Turtlez just looked over to Amanda and pointed up saying "Those beans are." Amanda was just like 'ok then' and continued doing her thing, so Turtlez did too.
~A few minutes later~
The winner of the contest turned out to be neither of them, and it was a random guy named Porkchop. No idea why his name is Porkchop, so don't ask :^)
Anyway since neither of them won, they were both sad so they both went back to the home all five of them shared. Turtlez just slowly sulked over to their room, which was literally full of shelves, that were covered with books, and video games, and also movies. They went over to their bed and face-planted. Amanda also did that in her room. (What? Did you expect them to share rooms?) Then Marie came home with a random bag. Facemisk looked over to Marie with the random bag. "What's in the bag?" He asked casually. Marie looked over to Facemisk and said "Oh, it's a surprise," then winked, and walked into her room. Random noises were heard from her room that night.
~The next morning~
Today is now Amanda's birthday. Turtlez has secretly been working on something(reference to this :^) ) as a present for Amanda. Marie was still asleep, so was Bub. Facemisk was just sitting on the couch with his laptop playing twisted murderer(i'm not sorry btw). Then suddenly someone yelled "TSUKIYAMAMA". It was Bub :^)
Then Bub suddenly flopped through the door and said "hey its me," then sat down on the couch with Facemisk. Marie woke up when Bub yelled, and said to Bub "Bub you are a sinner." Bub was like "thank" and then Marie also sat down on the couch. Then Turtlez burst out of their room and yelled "POTATO SPUDS" for some reason, idk. Then Amanda ran out of her room and yelled "GOOD MORNING CHILDREN ITS ME" and then they both sat down on the couch and ended up all playing twisted murderer with Facemisk. After like 30 minutes of playing twisted murderer, Turtlez got up and said "I have to pee," then walked to the bathroom. (i had to pee irl when i wrote this part btw :^) ) But little did Amanda know that they had a plan!!! A very sirius(black) plan >:^)
After a few minutes Turtlez did not come back. Amanda thought this was very weird!! "Why is Turtlez not back yet she only went to pee??" Facemisk Bub and Marie noticed Amanda questioning that Turtlez was not back yet. So Bub decided to go and say "i will check on her" and walked off over to the bathroom. After a few minutes, Bub did not come back either. So Amanda said "Why are Turtlez and Bub taking so long?" This time Marie said "Because Turtlez died." Amanda was like 'uhhh' and then Facemisk said "I will go check on them," and also walked off to the bathroom. This time they all came back. But wait, Bub was holding something. So was Turtlez, and Facemisk!!! Amanda was confused so she yelled "what are those!!!" and then Turtlez just casually said "Boxes. They're boxes." Amanda gasped. "But what are in them?" She asked. Turtlez walked up to Amanda, and cleared her throat, then as clearly as they could, they stated "The head of the innocent." Amanda gasped again. "Can I have them??" Turtlez nodded, then placed a box in Amanda's hands. So did Facemisk and Bub. Amanda was very happy, so she opened the boxes. And what was in there was... !!! A Karma Akabane and Rio Nakamura plush!! Amanda squealed. Then she opened another box. In there was... a realistic doll of Nagisa Shi(t)ota that says 'insert knife here' on the neck of the doll. Amanda squealed again with excitement. "tHIS IS AMAZING" She yelled. Turtlez patted her on the back. "It's the head of the innocent," Turtlez said and smiled. Then they all just did random stuff all day celebrating Amanda's birthday by giving random presents and stuff. Turtlez also gave Amanda a drawing that they drew secretly.
And then they all lived happily ever after the end
no jk they all died at some point
the end :^)
i hope u liked it i honestly had fun writing this
and i'm kinda proud of this idk
anyway hope u liked ur birthday present :^)