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1. What did the kids say to their mother to wish her a happy mother's day? They said, "Have a mom-entous Mother's day."
2. Why did the mother needle get angry with the baby needle? Because she got late and it was past her thread-time!
3. Why did the baby snake ask her mom why they are poisonous? Because she just bit her own tongue!
4. What did the digital watch ask his mother? "Why do I have no hands?"
5. How is the computer so smart? Because it always listens to its motherboard.
6. What did the mother say when her child was not trying to eat veggies? Peas give them a chance.
7. What did the kid say after having her favorite sandwiches made by her mom? She said, "This may sound cheesy, but you are grate."
8. What did a child say after receiving a 'Star Wars' toys from her mother on his birthday? He said, "Yoda the best, Mom."
9. What did the angry mother broom say to the baby broom? She said, "You overswept and missed the school bus."
10. How is it that bat mothers sleep upside down? Well, they get a hang of it.
Nine years later, the memories of those nights, of that sleep deprivation, still make me rock back and forth a little bit. You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn't sleep.
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