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I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
I’m an OK mechanic with a G.E.D. The only thing I do well is outlaw.
Motherfucker, I will punk your ass for saying’ some shit.
-: For the future, you cannot claim your weed dealer as a dependent.
+: I don’t know why, I’m very dependent on weed.
-: That should've been mine, I haven't had a hair gasm in years.
+: She hasn't had any gasm in years.
You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.
You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back, to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the think-a-torium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Think of the hubris it must take to yank a soul out of non existence into this .. meat, to force a life into this... thresher. That's... so my daughter, she spared me the sin of being a father.
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