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Step 1:
Get some Gauls.
Step 2:
Garnish with Roman seasoning, this should split it into 5 parts.
Step 3:
Mix the 5 parts with The Iberian Peninsula and part of England.
Now you got a Gallic Empire.
Step 4:
Put some more Roma0
n seasoning on your Gallic Empire.
Step 5:
Put in the blender with German Franks.
Now you have a Frankish Empire.
Step 6:
Mix with The Treaty of Verdun for 2 years, it should split into 3 parts.
Step 7:
Take out The West Francia and put it in the microwave for about 144 years.
Now it should be The Kingdom of France
Step 8:
Put in fridge for 350 years.
Step 9:
Put it next to England and make them know each other.
Step 10:
Put in microwave (with England) for about 100 years.
Step 11:
Give it some parts of the Americas and some south-west Asian land.
Step 12:
Give the North American part to England and Spain. This will make its economy go down.
Step 13:
Give it some revolutionary ideas and Napoleon. This will make it into Revolutionary France.
Step 14:
Inject with European monarchies (do not put UK)
Step 15:
Put Napoleon onto an island if he comes back, put him on a smaller island, this will make your France lose its gained territories and turn into The French Second Republic.
Step 16:
Bonk it with a hammer. Now you have The French Third Republic.
Step 17:
Give it A LOT of colonies.
Step 18:
Put it with Uk and Russia against Germany, Austria-Hungary and Ottoman Empire in WW1. This will make it lose a bit of territories.
Step 19:
Give it back its territories and make Germany pay a hefty fee.
Step 20:
Get it involved in WW2.
Step 21:
Mix with Nasi spices for 1 month.
Step 22:
Cut it into Vichy France and Free France.
Step 23:
Mix them together for 4 years. Now you have the GBRF.
Step 24:
Make it lose most of its colonies. This will turn it into the Fifth French Republic.
Step 25:
Put NATO and EU toppings on the French Republic.
Enjoy!
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