Notes

"The Missing Beer" - Awesome Trio

Matthias: *walks into the scene about to grab a beer from the kitchen* *walks to fridge and opens door to find no beer* "Hvad helvede (what the hell), WHERE'S MY BEER?!"

Alfred: *hears yelling and proceeds to walk to the kitchen and enters scene* "hey dude, what happen-OHNO. THE LAST BEER IS GONE. DO YOU KNOW WHO TOOK IT?!"

Matthias: "i don't know about you but i think it was that drunk beer-battered bastard Gilbert living in Lukas's room, he got so wasted last night."

Alfred: "yeah, it was so bad i had to carry him up the stairs, and all by myself too because you're an ass and said you just 'had' to go to your room because you needed your fucking 'precious beauty sleep', but aside that, Gil probably drank it, and can i ask why you let him live with us, especially Lukas's room. He'll flip when he comes back from magic camp with 'Twilight' and annoying tea-party twatball, he absolutley hates people staying in his room."

Matthias: "True, and how do you know that my Lukas doesn't like people staying in his room if they stay over? It's not like you've stayed in his room before like i have, right?" *stands closer to america*

Alfred: *goes silent for 2 seconds* "Well......"

Matthias: *gets irritated and a little angry* "ALFRED"

Alfred: "I SWEAR IT WAS ONLY NIGHT"

Matthias: "WHAT THE HELL, MAN."

Alfred: "YOU KNOW IT WAS NEW YEARS' EVE, AND I TRYED SOME CRAZY SHIT AND THEN I ENDED UP WITH LUKAS IN HIS BED WEARING BLUE FAIRY PRINCESS OUTFITS. It was a crazy night, okay."

Matthias: "Jesus fuck man, whatever. Now where is that lazy-ass Gil?"

Gilbert: *walks to the boys rubbing his eyes* "I'm here, jou un-fun sausages, now what did you want, jou interuppted my awesome sleep, bastard."

Alfred: " Gil, me and Matthias just wanted to know if you drank the last beer. I was gonna drink that beer because i really really, REALLY wanted to rethink about the events the night before." *alfredo's phone rings*

Jett (Australia): *calls alfredo sauce* "of course you wanted to rethink about last night cause' of me"

Alfred: *on phone* "NOT NOW JETT, DAMMIT." *hangs up*

Matthias: "ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR SAUSAGE FEST AND GIL, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT DRINK THE LAST GODDAMN BEER?"

Gilbert: "Ja, I drank it." *giggles mischievously and twirls away* "jouuu can't catch me assholesss"

Matthias and Alfred: "OH WE'RE SO GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU" *runs after Gilbert with a bat and an axe*

Gilbert: *prances away like a happy, trippy, drunk-ass ballerina* "AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Alfred: "Ffs, what kind of shit are you on?"

Right after the trio leaves the scene, england comes out holding the beer that the trio fought for and enjoyably watch the trio fight to their death. (lol, no one dies, just Gil is forced to be sober for the rest of the week.)