Notes

Narrator aka Rose: Don't you just hate negative emotions? Pain, suffering, sadness, it's all useless. You just look at happy people and be like "man, I wish I was like them." Then you discover the internet and look at fictional worlds and be like "I'd b e so much better there." But I regret it. Everything, was just a mess.

--jump cuts to school with alize and hedy w/ dorothy--
Alize: Ahh, finally the school year is starting!! I missed you so much Hedy.
Hedy: That's nice, I guess.
Dorothy: Beep! Beep!
Alize: You seem a bit tired, everything alright?
Hedy: I always am.
Alize: Okay *shrugs*

Narrator: That is Alize. She's a really nice girl who deeply cares about her friends.

*bell violently rings*
Hedy: See you.

Narrator: And that's Hedy. She has a robot called Dorothy, and she's a bit strange.

Dorothy: Ta-ta A L ZJEOFJEIsfjelsk
Hedy: It's Alize, sorry scripting error.
Alize: Don't sweat it!

Narrator: Okay you're not seeing the whole school day. It's just a normal day of school. Who cares about that? Okay, maybe you do, but I don't. Let's just jump to lunch.

--jumps to lunch--
Alize: I'll have the special please! Thank you! *sits with Hedy*
Hedy: That looks... tasty.
Dorothy: And sexy!
Hedy: Dorothy, shush.
Alize: So how was summer break?
Hedy: It sucked. Somebody broke my arm off-- I mean I broke my arm.
Alize: OOOOOH GURL HOW DID THAT HAPPEn.
Dorothy: I broke it off for her. It was fun.
Hedy: Dorothy you fork, anyways, I erm, you know, was uh,, clumsy and I fell down the stairs and onto my mom and we both broke our arms. It was intense.
Dorothy: As intense as your butts.
Hedy: Who the heck programmed you..
Dorothy: I did ;).
Alize: That sounds uhh, dangerous. But I had the best summer break! I played video games and ate cake!
Hedy: That's nice. I broke my arm and ate KFC.
Dorothy: I learned how to draw with a mouse!! Literally a mouse. Like the animal.
Alize: ooh, how!
Hedy: *grumbling noises*
Dorothy: Well I grab it's tail and---
QUEEN KARI: HOLD THE SPORK UP.
Everyone: *looks around*
Jordan: Oh dear.
Queen Kari: Hi there, slaves, I'm Queen Kari, your favorite person.
Princess Leslie: Why are we doing this again.
Queen Kari: Leslie shut the spork up.
Leslie: I'm supposed to be the sassy one..
Queen Kari: Oh well, anyways ALL OF YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE MOON.
Everyone: *breaks out laughing*
Leslie: *snorts*
Queen Kari: I'm serious! If you guys don't give me your internal organs, I'll send you all to the moon.
Everyone: *quiet laughter*
Leslie: We're from another planet. If you guys don't do this, well I'll have you know. I put the laughter in slaughter ;).
Queen Kari: leslie shut the spork up your stupid ok i do the talking. Well anyways, you guys must talk to me before 12 am, my phone number is 1-666-666-6666, call me please. Goodnight y'all.
Leslie: It's 11 am.
Everyone: *still laughing*
Narrator: That's Queen Kari and her sister, Princess Leslie. They are royalty of another planet.