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Finally the product we all need so bad. I can’t tell you how many times, I’m out and about enjoying my life and then I think, “HOLY HOLY HECK, HOW MANY EGGS ARE IN MY COLD BOX (my pet name for the fridge)!?”
Fortunately, this amazing device has changed everything.
Knowing the amount of eggs I have at all times is the reason God created technology.
I was so intrigued at this amazing device, I had to look up what start-up made it. Previously, I was a huge fan of Juicero and Bodega, both revolutionary products that changed the way I lived my entire life and proved that Capitalism is an endless gift bag of blessings.
The Egg Count, I’m told by founder, Blarch Horpwinky cost the company some 400 million dollars to develop. The sensors are made from” proprietary technology,” but he says that they involve “tiny robots” to provide the most accurate egg readings.
Wow! Innovation! Venture capital! Capitalism!
Here are some tangible ways that my life has change ever since getting an Egg Count.
1. I always have enough eggs
2. I know how many eggs I have
3. My girlfriend says, “Do we have eggs?” and I can give her a REAL ANSWER using software and a app. Also Blarch told me the fund that paid for Egg Count basically consisted of people’s retirements that were poached during the financial crisis. So it’s fair to say that it’s literally powered by human suffering.
4. My son says, “Are there eggs at home? Can I have a sweet egg, papa?” And I say, son, let me ask my phone… “Yep!”
5. When I am running low on eggs, the egg counter sends me a notification.
6. If my son eats all the eggs (he likes to eat whole eggs, shell and all, cute kid LOL), the Egg Count will notify me that eggs are missing.
7. Thinking about my eggs makes me happy.
8. I’m sick of eggs.
9. Please, I can’t stop eating eggs.
10. Help me.
11. Help.
Be sure to buy Egg Count so you can always know how many eggs you have. Technology truly is amazing.
Here's my website: https://www.deuhren.net
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