Notes

Heroes of our land, gather horse, armor, shield and sword for the king calls you to Quest. Hear his words, “Kill the princess, save the dragon.”
The story’s protagonist is the nicest person imaginable. The story’s narrator hates him with a seething passion.
King Arthur was prophesied to return during Britain’s hour of need. It is the year 3XXX and that time is now.
You’ve been able to read minds since you turned 7. Mostly you watch people’s thoughts passively and undetected but one day someone talks back.
You’re practicing CPR on a fake dummy and you do a bit too well. The dummy starts gasping for air.
You’re part of a team of lawyers dedicated to evicting a special type of person… Ghosts
Your phone connects you to a version of your crush from a parallel universe where they like you back. You team up, giving each other advise on how to woo yourselves.
You are a sleep walking murderer by night. During the day you are a detective unknowingly hunting yourself.
You drop your phone and it cracks. Blood starts pouring out of it.
“The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.”
If a prisoner dies, the balance of their sentence must be served by their next of kin. Families of criminals serving particularly long terms will go to almost any length to keep incarcerated relatives alive, but how far is too far?
Batman finally snaps and kills the joker. The entire police department is covering it up, saying the Joker ‘fell down some stairs’. You’re the medical examiner, who has to explain how he got his extraordinary injuries falling down some stairs, because the bat did a real number on him.
Unknowingly to you, Satan has made you his new Confessor, people you speak with are suddenly compelled to share their darkest thoughts and actions.
You’re of age now. It’s time to go meet your mother.
When we find the first planet of sentient life, military leaders tell NASA to, “Just grab one of them. We’re not making contact without knowing more about them. It’s a whole planet. Nobody will notice.”
The lesser gods of various pantheons have joined together to unionize.
“Because dear, mother knows best, now put the flamethrower in the trunk.”
For years, the elders have told stories about strange, mythical animals who use to roam the earth called humans. One day, on a normal hunting trip, you encounter one.
You just been given a job as a IT help for a large and powerful company. But you don’t know how to work computers, because you don’t fix them mechanically but emotionally. Technology has it tough.
A moth and a butterfly become friends. But because of their sleep cycles, they can only meet at two times: sunrise and sunset.
Imaginary friends usually move on to a new child when their child stops believing in them. This imaginary friend, however, decides to stay behind because he has a feeling things are about to go very, very wrong for his child.
A con-man has been selling junk as “magical” artifacts for years. One day, they start to work.
Instead of continents and oceans, landmasses are massive plateaus, that drop off suddenly into dry, sandy and uninhabitable wastelands. An expedition is about to cross the largest waste known.
Magic is Hereditary, but the child’s powers is the sum of his parents. Fire Witch + Sand Wizard= Glass magic
Torture was never invented. Countries instead spoil prisoners like kings to get information out of them. You are an instructor tasked with training spies to resist the enemy’s kindness.
Technology has advanced to the point no one alive has seen or even heard of a naked flame; one day a fire starts.
God shares the cosmos with several other dieties. To pass the time they play Civilization like games for eons. God’s frustrated that his civilization, Earth, is several ages behind all his friends.
Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.
A man tries to sell his soul Satan to get a women to love him back, but starts developing feelings for Satan in the process.
As you die you wake up in a chair with several others around you making a very diverse group of people of all ages, genders, and races. Standing at the end of the table is a girl with a cheery smile asking: Welcome to the focus group of the game-experience “LIFE”.
You are a construction worker on a government job. Everything seems normal, until one day you discover the true nature of what you are helping to build.
You and your family are all cultists. Your family stages an intervention for your because you’re worshiping the least interesting demon imaginable.
You’d mistake the ash for snow if it weren’t for the embers.
The mega office buildings of the future have grown so huge that a nomadic people developed who travel from office wing to wing, subsisting on leftover doughnuts, birthday cakes, and pizza parties.
The inmates have taken over the asylum. However, they’re having a much greater success rate of rehabilitation then the doctors ever did.
Captain Hook is a misunderstood privateer, under contract to rescue a number of abducted boys who have been brainwashed by their mentally ill captor.
You are born into this world as a flame, dancing atop a candle on someone’s birthday cake.
A young child summons a demon, but they only want a friend.
There are four rules to surviving solitary confinement: Stay calm. Eat your meals. Keep track of time. Don’t talk to Bob.
The only hope the kingdom has rests with a beautiful witch, a very loud princess, a clumsy thief, and a fairy that likes to set things on fire.
A family has an old tradition of naming children after plants, in the hopes that they will grow up to resemble them in some way. What happens when a child is named after a beautiful, but deadly plant?
The windows are nailed, the nuns are manning the tower, your holy brothers are at the pews with machine guns. You look down at the soon to be wed couples, two rows of men in kevlar. You check your revolver, get in place and watch the clock strike twelve. The purge is on, nothing is illegal.
So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?
You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy
the monarchy functions like in chess, the King is constantly threatened, the queen is a ruthless killer, castles are constantly moving, bishops are no help, and the kights face so many restrictions they can barely do anything.
“Hello, this is Sarah from Hell Hotlines. How may I help you
A group therapy session for guardian angels suffering from post traumatic stress disorder caused by the last human they were assigned to.
It’s centuries after mankind has dispersed into the galaxies, and now live among the stars. Knocked out of hyperspace due to a ship malfunction, one human finds himself on a mysterious deserted, but lush blue and green planet filled with ruins of an ancient civilization.