Notes

My Worst Enemy

It all started when Emily first met Thomas in the forest, he was 12 and she was 13. Long story short, they became fam! Much to Tom's twin, Tim's, dismay. But Tim was a douchebag, so nobody cared about his opinion. Unfortunately, Emily fell in love with that slinky-boy! Tom was extremely awkward so he didn't question her antics (i didn't flirt with him! O///O'). Tim tried everything to stop them from hanging out, but... It wasn't that that separated Slinky and Kitty... It was Emily's "daughter" Mikala! She had ran off to South Park to buy some drugs from some junkie named Kenny... Emily quickly ran off to find her. Tom was sad that his friend had ditched him on Valentine's Day... He had something really important to tell her... (Nogla: (Lenny face)) Sadly, she never came back, so Thomas gave up...
Emily went to South Park in search of Mikala. It wasn't very hard to find her because all she did was eat doughnuts and kidnap men for her man horde (which is still in the basement >:D)! Mikala said that this was her new home and that she had found a new shed for Emily and Grandma to live in too! Emily lost herself in South Park for three years, without any thought of Tom... While he stayed in the Wick forest, waiting for her return, she robbed stores with the help of her two new partners in crime, OG Kenny McDrugdealer and Craig the Savage! It was on a silent night underground with her partners in crime that she remembered her lovely little Tom, she started to cry in shame for forgetting him... Kenny looked bored while Craig looked concerned... He handed her a bundle of Franklins (which they stole from Cartman's whore mother!!!) to wipe her tears with. She told him to go find her Slinky prince while Kenny and her planned another heist. He agreed sympathically.
A few weeks later, after avoiding the police and finally finding the Wick Forest, Craig went to find Thomas. He found him sitting in the wood shed.
"Um, hello...?" Craig greeted him hesitantly.
"Yea?" Thomas answered softly. He gazed over to him. "Who are you?"
Craig introduced himself to Tom and told him about Emily. Of course Tom's feelings were hurt to be forgotten, but he talked to Craig about it... For the rest of the night, the boys talked about their problems.. They bonded and slowly Craig realized something... 15 year old Thomas was sexy as fuuuuu... So he decided to betray Emily and keep Tom for himself!! (That whore!!) Craig retired from crime and stayed in the forest.
Later, in the Underground Crime Bunker, Emily was growing restless for Craig and Tom's return. Kenny, the bringer of bad news, came to Emily with a unamused expression and dragged her to the Bunker's old PC to show her... A entire email from Craig that said that Tom was gonna be his new boyfriend. Kenny crossed his arms at this betrayal. Emily puked and fumed about this treason!
She shouted, "Tom was my boyfriend!!"
Kenny spoke in his weird muffled voice, "you should have known that Craig would betray you... And be gay for that Tom kid... Because he's into men."
Emily blinked, "really, I couldn't tell?.."
Kenny facepalmed.
Emily made a new plan to go get Tom. Kenny didn't really wanna go but... He had nothing else to do so...
They both got on Kenny's dumpster tractor and drove for miles... Until they finally got to the Wick Forest. Kenny pulled out his switchblade and Emily pulled out a ballpoint pin in an aggressive manner. They both stalked into the woods. Kenny coughed and Emily looked around suspiciously. Their silhouettes were illuminated outside of the wood shed. Kenny grinned under the thick hood he was wearing. Emily walked into the wood shed and covered her mouth in shock. The tears burned the corners of her eyes as she got that oh-too-familiar fight or flight feeling. The peaceful night was disturbed by two fleeing blurs and choked sobs. In the shed, Craig held Thomas close to him in a loving embrace. Tom's long arms were wrapped around him while they slept.
Later, near the old settlement, Emily hissed curses aimed at Craig. Kenny glanced at her while clutching his freshly sharpened knife in anticipation.
"I need to speak with Thomas..." She whispered as she pushed a Glock into her belt loop. It was going down. Suddenly, she heard chuckles behind her. She narrowed her eyes knowingly. Craig.
"You bastard..." Emily spat through gritted teeth, "you betrayed our brotherhood with your antics!"
"You're just mad that Tom likes me more than you!" Craig taunted.
Suddenly, she heard quiet sniffles behind her. She turned to see Thomas without his mask. He was holding it in his shaking hands. He looked at her with shameful and teary brown eyes.
"E-em...?" He choked out her name, "is it really you?"
Emily started to cry too at the sight of him. Craig looked salty as Tom limped over to her for a hug. He squeezed her tightly.
"I thought I'd never see you again..." He whispered in her ear.
"Well, I would have seen you sooner if SOMEBODY," cue salty ass look to Craig, "didn't betray me and the entire brotherhood!!!"
Tom looked at her in surprise, "Wha??.."
Kenny and Emily exchanged evil looks as they spilled the beans to him about Craig.
(Emily) I only sent him so you could come visit us!
(Kenny)(muffled) you know how much gas money it took to get here!
(Emily) he told me that he thought that you were sexy and that he wanted to retire from crime!!
(Kenny)(muffled) Craig's mom is a crack whore!!
(Emily) I love you more!!
Thomas hushed her.
"That's alright, Em. At least we are together now..." He smiled at her.
Emily looked at Tom suspiciously, "Did he get a piece?"
"A piece of wh- (looks unamused) oh, please, you perv! No..." Tom dead panned with a flushed look. Kenny gave Craig a look that said he wasn't buying it... Craig glared at Emily:
"I would have if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!"
Emily grabbed Tom protectively and shook her head frantically, "oh hell naw, you wouldn't have, you gardening tool!!"
The rest of the night was just them arguing and Kenny insulting Craig's mom. Later, Tom and Emily caught up, and restored their friendship. Meanwhile, Kenny beat the hell out of Craig for making him waste so much gas money. Kenny got twelve stabs in. Craig got sent to the hospital, which is just the ghetto that his wife lives in, (don't question what I just said), and Kenny felt quite accomplished. Tom explained to her that Craig and him were just friends and also... Cue sassy Tom! How disappointed he was in her for turning to a life of crime!! Emily said that she regretted nothing! GO TO NEXT STORY