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Friday, July 15
7am - Wake up. Brush!
9am - Breakfast - Juhu. Dress appropriately.
10.30am - Riya and Nilesh leave for undisclosed location
11am - Riya and Nilesh arrive at undisclosed location. Undress inappropriately.
1.30pm - After considerable shady activity, Riya's stomach starts to rumble. She turns to Nilesh and says, "Pinto, can we get dressed now?" Realising that he comes a distant second to her love for food, Nilesh gives in to RIya's demand.
1.30-2.30pm: Lunch - preferably burgers and popcorn - arrives and is eaten. Riya tries to preserve some dignity.
2.30-4.30pm: Stuffed, both can't move and eventually fall asleep in each other's arms.
4.30pm-5pm: RIya wakes up. Remembers demanding a 30-minute massage. Pulls Nilesh's leg hair and then reminds him about the massage. Victimised (as always), he gives in.
5-8pm: Riya decides it's time to get Nilesh drunk. Fails. But gets him tipsy enough to take advantage of him. And he happily obliges. Lots of rolling around happens during this period.
8-9.30pm: 'Drunk' Nilesh needs to sober up and decides to call for some food. In the meantime, Riya does an elaborate and entertaining dance for him till the food arrives.
9.30-11pm: Stuffed again, Riya and Nilesh take another nap in each other's arms. The alarm goes and Nilesh feels sad but has no choice but to send Riya back to the jungle.
Disclaimer: Riya is free to change the schedule, but cannot extend the time of the massage.
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