Notes

They are UK's Expat Couple of the Year, and they aren't strangers to the spotlight. In the six months since her farewell to her once stellar Hollywood career, Eliza Thornberry and her fiance Matthew Lim made quite an absence from public life. Scandal and mystery have surrounded the two, be it Eliza's oversized breasts, why she got them, how they have destroyed her promising career to her lover's fetishes over them. But for this couple, life has since moved on.
BBC's Chris Morgan had the fortune of meeting Eliza and Matthew at the former's former school. While she had studied there for a few months, her famed life as the daughter of her father Sir Nigel, as well as her sensationally-sized mammaries has earned her quite an audience among current students of Lady Beatrice School [as well as the respect and well-meaning gossip among her former schoolmates]. Having finished a morning class with the school's First Formers, Chris got to talk with the couple within the school grounds:

Chris: Eliza, I know it's a bit insensitive but considering the size of your breasts, do you feel... uncomfortable dressed in school uniform?
Eliza: I always thought school uniforms were silly, much less me wearing one, but with what I have turned into now I guess the joke's on me. Frankly, I feel very sexy in it. It's a bit conservative but still being so busty it makes it more bit comical on me. It helps too that my partner Matt enjoys my fetishised assets, yet prefers us to dress modestly when it comes to visiting institutions like Lady Beatrice School.
Chris: It seems like your... sexualised figure has earned you some interested fans among the students ... and some jealousy from your former schoolmates.
Eliza: It's quite embarrassing that my bust is a bit attention-grabbing. But I realised while my body may be my lover's dream come true, he has always - and have won - my heart when it really matters. Besides, I found much to live for having left my job as the show host of my own television show. I realised that like my parents before me I was pursuing my career and my passions only to find myself crashing into a crisis - that ironically needed someone the likes of Matt to help me.
Chris: Some may want to ask what are you doing at Lady Beatrice School. It seems very unusual considering you briefly studied here.
Eliza: It's Matt's idea really. He suggested that we go to my former school to help out improve the subject of sex education taught here as visiting facilitators. I shuddered to have considered such a thing, even more so when my boobs were this huge at first. Ironically, my sexually-distorted body seems to have helped raise awareness on the subject. It's a bit shambolic to learn about the state of the subject taught in the UK these days. And by letting people know my condition and relating it to our sexuality I found much joy in helping students better understand their own bodies - and the decisions they will need to make later in their lives.

Chris: Mr Lim, you seemed to found your dream girlfriend - Ginormous Tits and all - in Eliza...
Matthew: I'm flattered for Eliza to become that, but it's not an easy task to care for her or even to earn her heart. Don't get into the financial angle: I mean, she's got a pedigree from her parents I do not have in my family. It means I got a lot to prove I am of her calibre. It makes it harder that she was a successful TV host herself, so I am lucky to get this far with my credentials so far...
Chris: On the contrary of what you just said, I believe you have won over Eliza's hearts despite the odds...
Eliza: It's quite clear he has... (giggles and flirts)
Matt: Well... Thanks... Its only natural of me to think otherwise.
Chris: Still, you pretty have built a good account of yourself: you are a biomedical science graduate, worked and studied in the accounting field and been a critic of Hollywood's questionable practices. Bonus points for being Eliza's authority on sexuality in her show's finale - and now teaching sex education at Lady Beatrice School.
Matthew: Well, I guess I am pleased to make my mark. But I feel proud to be able to inform and impart the knowledge to students the choices they will make later in life. Many youths today are
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