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Warning: drug use, painful dick stuff, joey salads, flirting with inanimate objects, seriously fucked up story from a fucked up person okay, just don't read this, notjing makes sense, this is your final warning, you should stop reading this :’)))), these never happened btw

IT WAS A 🔥🔥LIT 😂😂👌👌🔥🔥 DAY AT WHEREVER THE FUCK OUR CHARACTERS ARE. Sesnei, Sp4ce, and faggot SU_ATL were recording diss tracks for no reason at all. FSU was vaping e-girl pussy juice, because that's what edgy teens do now, while sp4ce and Sesnei were smoking hemp, not marijuana, because they can't tell the difference from hemp and marijuana. Both of them got so high and tried LSD. They took about 20 until they thought they were famous youtuber sensations but as oranges. Then FSU joined in and took some as well, during his trip he thought he was a faggot(he already is to be honest) and tried having sex with a tree. Suddenly, sp4ce thought of a great plan.

“Hey instead of doing diss tracks, let's make shoot a video of two flies having sex, we can make a nice science documentary because we’re smart.” Both Sesnei and FSU thought that was the dumbest thing ever. They all looker at each other with bloodshot eyes and said “fuckitbro I need money to buy more drugs and g-fuel,” Sesnei said. FSU was pondering if he wanted to join in or not. He thought of the prostitutes and decided to join in as well.

The men were trying to set up the scene. They were still in a drug trip, so fsu thought his dick was a camera, sp4ce thought he got a jar full of flies but it was just a tiny cactus, and Sesnei was to holding a corndog because he thought it was a microphone.

Once they thought they were all set, sp4ce told fsu to record. Sesnei told fsu to go closer so the people can see the flies having sex. His 111 mm dick got closer to the cactus and the thorns hit the tip of his dick. Fsu cried for his mom and Sesnei wanted him to shut the fuck up. Sesnei inserted the corn dog in fsu’s mouth. He cut a hole and put fsu’s favorite vape juice, daddy’s cummies. He then fell asleep.

Sesnei and sp4ce were still on a drug trip, but now they thought they we’re joey salads.

“Hey sp4ce, look my dick is a hot dog. Wanna eat it??” Sesnei was laughing, hoping sp4ce took it as a joke, but the unfortunate happened. Sp4ce’s drug trip made it think it was a mango slice. So he bit it. Sesnei cried out in pain and told the silly joey salad to shoo away and slapped his asss a little. Sp4ce whimpered like a dog and decided to flirt with the cactus.

“Hey baby, you come here often.” Sp4ce slung his hand over the potted plant. “I can show you a good time bb girl.” He caressed the pot part sensually. Meanwhile, sesnei was trying to wake up fsu because he was hungry.

“Mom I want some g fuel.” Fsu somehow woke up and put some in a sippy cup. He carried Sesnei to his room while sesnei was drinking his g fuel.

Sp4ce was busy fucking his cactus girlfriend.

After 20 rounds, he decided to sleep with fsu and sesnei(not the gay way)

A few hours pass by, all three woke up to see smoke surrounding them. “Dude what happened?” Sp4ce panicked. They couldn't recall anything at all. They had to accept their faith. The flames consumed all three of them.

The corn dog vape was somehow the cause of the fire.

Outside the house, fsu’s brother was standing there with his hoes. He was now known as papi chulo. He is a powerful and rich drug lord. He knows how to deal and swoon the ladies because he's a pimp. He smiled and told his hoes:

“He never gave me my weed. He deserves it.”

He smiled and walked towards the sunset.

End.
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