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Fuckertale - The Pacifuck Route



"Long ago, human and monsters....

I don't feel like doing this fuck it just skip to the story"

The human fell down on a bright patch of yellow flowers. "Ow, fuck!" They sighed and got up. "Ajljhtjdsjuhwied my face hurts." They mumbled to themselves. They walked ahead to see a flower with a face. "oH MY GOD YOU HAVE A Fa CE WAT??" The flower looked at the human. "Hihi~! I'm Fucky! Fucky the flower!" The flower smiled. "Huh... you're new to the underfuck aren't cha? Cheesus! You must be so confused!" The human tilted their head. The flower paused for a second. "Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little ol' me will have to do. Ready? Here we go!" Everything turned black and white with the only thing with color, that color was a small red heart. Fucky pointed to the heart magically with his leaf. "See that heart, lil fuckster? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!" The human moved around a bit as the flower said, "Your SOUL starts out weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of FU. What's FU stand for? Why, FUCK of course! You want some fuck don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you!" Fucky winked at them. White bullet looking things came out. "Down here, love is shared through... little white... "fucky pellets". They're named after me!" Fucky laughed. "Are you ready? Get as many as you can!" The human smiled and caught one. They felt a wave of pain go through their body. The flower looked at the human with a demonic glare. "You fuck. IN THIS WORLD, IT'S FUCK OR BE FUCKED. Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this?" Pellets surrounded the human with no escape. "D I E" The flower laughed in a sinister way. The pellets stopped. "...Eh?" Fucky mumbled. "KYAA" A ball of fire hit Fucky and he flew off. A goat mom walked in. "What a terrible fuck, torturing such a poor fucking youth." She looked sympathetically at the human. "Ah, do not be afraid, my child. I am Fuckiel, yes I know it kind of sounds like Fuckyouall, caretaker of the RUINS." "Anyway, I wont be giving a tuTORIEL HAHAHHAAHAH PUNS... I mean... I won't be giving a tutorial, I don't feel like it. Find it yourself, fucker." The goat walked to the end of the room. "Oh, by the way walk to the end of this room yourself k bye." The human shouted. "n OO MOM DON'T LEAVE ME..." They trailed off and sighed. They walked to the end of the room.

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