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A dolphin
What do you do to the sick boat?
You take it to the dock. (Doc)
What the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.
How do you fix a tuba?
With a tuba glue. (Tube of)
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza yesterday...
I should of put the oven on Aloha setting. (A lower)
Then I'll turn to you and be like "You know what that reminds me of?"
and then I'll start if the story...
So there was a guy called Bobby Flayed I heard about the other day. You probably recognize him from somewhere, right? Well, if you know who we're talking about, congrats! but Bobby wasn't good at cooking. He would spend days and days just trying to cook a good meal. But he sucked. He did. Every time he'd give his wife a dish he made, she'd tell him it's fine, and he felt pretty good for a while until he discovered the drawer in the kitchen... it was full of the spoiled crab cakes he made 2 days ago... and the Spaghetti he made in what... 3 weeks? So he ran to his backyard,and called his mom. He told her what he found. After he finished screaming into the phone, his mom finally said "You know Bob, your dad's last name was flayed because we knew our children would get slayed.
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