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Ey it's me Mario wit my bro Luigi
Cleanin up the track with an itty bitty squeegee
Climbin up all the way like damn this is easy
Things are goin so well you could say it's peachy

Searchin far and wide for the princess of the kingdom
Always on the move cause I got cheated by the system
Takin every time by the one we know as bowser
I use the guide to help me out located on my browser

Trying to control it all exactly like a puppeteer
Takin anything he wants exactly like a buccaneer
I'll beat him so bad I'll make him want to disappear
Gotta plan it carefully so he doesn't overhear

Doin everything I can to try to sneak around
Scootin down pipes until I reach the underground
Need to be quiet and not make a single sound
Yoshi comes out acting like a little basset hound

Fightin for my life until I reach the flag pole
Savin every girl that the evil monster bowser stole
Once I rescue my girl we will take a little stroll
But not before I drop that turtle in a really deep hole

My mission never ends until I reach the castle wall
If I eat a mushroom I will grow extremely tall
Gotta watch the ditches otherwise I will fall
Get in my way and you'll get hit with a fireball

Time to tell you a little bit about nintendo
Whether its the super, gamecube or the sixty-fo
Three systems so good they have the same tempo
Just so you know there was no innuendo

Got Luigi and his red brother mario
Come to lick your girl like the middle of an oreo
Princess Peach, Yoshi, Toad and don't forget Donkey Kong
DK crew holds their own and never gets it done wrong

Along with Baby Luma, Birdo, can't forget Paulina
Toadette, Toadsworth, and you got your girl Rosalina
Princess Daisy and Professor E. Gadd
They all stop bowser and he gets really mad

Now to bring in some anti-heroes
Who against the bro's really seem like zeroes
Bowser, Boom Boom, King Boo and Fawful
Whenever they fight the bros they do really awful

Kammy Koopa, Koopa Kid, and Tatanga
Followed by the koopalings and Petey Piranha
Good versus evil who will be the victor
I'll sit back and watch with a glass full of liquor

Mario wins the fight and tells Peach to get low
She repays him right back and supermans that red bro
The title of King is what she will bestow
Mario wants it written down on an escrow

Grabbin coins left and right gettin rich really quick
Gettin girls all around with my 10 inch swagger stick
When it comes to the bros I wonder which one you will pick
If you pick wrong you'll be smacked around with a brick

Bout to start up a happy little party
If you knock on my front door my welcome will be hearty
It's time for this party to take off and initiate
If you're comin bring a friend and try not to be late

You don't wanna mess with anybody from this franchise
Adapt to every turn you could say the bros improvise
If you run your mouth you'll be jumped by his allies
So keep your mouth shut if your only gonna spread lies