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SUPER DUPER EPIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA part 1
there was two stickman. bob and mike. they were created by a kid named sam... now its time to AAAAAAAAAAAA-
bob rolled to mike. bob seems sam and bob goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (bob has megalophobia)
mike said to bob "dude why you scared" and bob went "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
sam came in and tried to cut a hole into bob's chest with scissors but bob dodged and said "nah"
sam decided to shake the two stickman onto another sheet of paper. sam said "hahahahahahahaha"
bob and mike had to do puzzles, fight musty crusty dusty rusty ugly doodle monsters that i would vomit when if i see them.
and then...
*RIP!*
the paper ripped open. bob and mike escaped. mike said to sam "haha we escaped you fish poop eater ugly vase-looking ahh you look like an egg that i would have for breakfeast ya idiotic banana"
sam whined and cried and had a temper tantrum even though the insults were not that offending.
Chapter 2... The Stickman Adventure into the real world.
woiney woiney mike and bob had to venture into the real world. no monsters that shoot lasers from their eyes, just gigantic humans...
bob decided to get in a paper airplane and mike jumped in, but bob isn't a pilot
but then... they heard a child's voice, and ran into the grass...
Kyle was there (kyle is 12 years old)
kyle, bob and mike decided to team up to help escape this place.
two soldiers were marching across the land... bob decided to jump on one with his paper-like body and the soldier felt bob and the soldier just didn't care. he let the stickmen he saw on him cause he's one of the humans that doesn't throw away living stickmen... cause its wasting paper but it really isnt
the soldier found a perfect spot and crouched down. mike was kimochi a little nervous, but this isn't japanese.
soon... out of nowhere... 2 big katana-wielding paper monsters that have whip-like tongues appear infront of the trio, but the soldier kills the two monsters by using his M16A4 to shoot them. the trio then ran in the building. they ran down the stairs. one found a folded-up paper knife that they can use to attack doodle monsters... but... echoing happens. the trio doesn't feel good...
Chapter 3... The Doodle Abomination...
out of nowhere, from the shadows, a doodle monster that has very very tough skin and he looks like he drank 65 gallons of a certain drink attaks the trio. mike uses his paper knife but it breaks. mike thinks to himself "oh god. i don't have a chance"
but then, the doodle abomination gets BRUTALLY DECAPITATED. INK (alternative to blood for stickmen and doodle creatures) SPEWS EVERYWHERE. THEN A BLACK-LIKE BLUR INK-LOOKING WARM GOOEY DARKFUL SUBSTANCE TRAIL AS THE BLUR WALKS. then...
carson appears from the shadows. he was the one who killed the doodle abomination. kyle, mike, carson and bob are a team now, trying to leave this country. they are aiming to get in mexico, only thing though.. MEXICO IS BACK AS THE AZTEC EMPIRE. mike is like "oh no i just drank my coffee that had elephant turds in it" bob is like "narrator will you shut up for a moment" kyle is like "wheres my bubblegum" and carson just stabs his dual katanas into the ground...
carson grabs his katanas and kyle still wants to know where his bubblegum is, after mike promised kyle bubblegum if he was calm. kyle found out mike lied and kyle was like "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr my ban will... banana you!"
and mike was like "NOT THE BANANA"
chapter 4: i don't know
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so basically kyle and mike were running around kyle chasing mike mike running away from kyle im sorry if you need to catch a break from talking too fast.
but then bob was just screaming at carson to talk, but carson is just a quiet feller
so the tetra randomly decided... let's just run iinto the alleyway (like again)
so bob lead the way, mike following, kyle on carson's back as carson walks to try and follow the running mike and bob. REEEEEEEEEEEE and then a random motorcycle guy was riding his average motorcycle like usual but he was in the alleyway. one wrong turn and the tetra is dead...
but then, spicy watermelon chips, mike was like "awh darn it i forgot my- KYLE WHY THE BANANA" kyle had a banana in his hand, holding it tightly still.
(mike has bananaphobia, yes that's a literal phobia, fear of bananas)
so then the tetra just kept on running and then they got to the end of the alleyway all breathing like they were gonna vomit if they ran one more yard.
Chapter 5... THE ALLEYWAY (and a possible in real life boss fight for the tetra)
i've been typing for too long, eh?
so then in the alleyway... the tetra had to walk slowly or else the nauseous feeling will get w o r s e, and i mean W O R S E
after 4 hours the feeling stopped and the tetra decided to go to lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg and kyle was like "oh no i have hippotomenstrosessquipedaliophobia AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" and bob was like "good thing i only have a fear of large things- AAAAAAAAAAAAA A TREE" and mike was like "wat's a fobia?" and carson was just standing there... "He's just standing there, menacingly" - Patrick Star or someone from Spongebob idk
but then Bob the Builder has moved to Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg and bob the builder saw mike bob kyle and carson (MBKC) and bob the builder shrunk to the size of a stickman with his new machine (The shrinkertrononioyerokobartovecabeno-7500)and bob the builder had the strength of a human but now bob the builder is just gonna adventure with the tetra a little before REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kyle was like "how u exist?" mike was like "oh kyle, you're too young to know the entire thing" and kyle was like "just cause me minor no mean me no learn how exist" and bob was like "Did you get stupider and stupider" and kyle was like "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and kyle forced bob to see the effiel tower even though they were in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg and bob the builder turnt to the size of himself again and went back to his cabin in Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the stickmen argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argued and argu-
kyle was like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH you not right me = right u = wrong" and bob was defeated by stupidi-
anyways so the tetra left Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
then they decided "hey let's leave America" and they swam to Iceland, expect they swam to the wrong direction and got into Hawaii. and they saw the USA flag and they were like "nooo" so they swam to iceland but in the wrong direction again and they got in Georgia. then they saw the USA flag and swam in the right direction to Iceland, but they thought it was Greenland cause Iceland wasn't icy enough.
even though they'd thought Greenland was Iceland
anyways they swam to Europe not knowing they were in Iceland and not Greenland and got in Spain so they ran to Portugal but tried to run to France but they got in Estonia for some reason even though on the map Estonia is far away from France idk i forgot how maps look like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
kyle was like "wat is yourope" and bob was liek "its europe" but kyle was like "I WILL GET T H E B A N A N A O N Y O U L I K E I D I D T O M I K E " and bob was like "the banana.... NOOOOOOOOOOO-" and kyle was like "D O N O T C O R R E C T M E A G A I N" and then 6 hours later and 54974893749857397 milliseconds and 2 weeks and 5 days and 34 seconds and 41 minutes later they saw another stickman. the stickman was called "Vincent" bruh what happened to the journal
SUPER DUPER EPIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PART 2
now since the last journal stopped showing what i typed this is part two
so basically bob was like "eyyy there mista whats your blah blah blah" and vincent was like "◉_◉" (since whenever i used emjis the journal stopped all messages after the emoji im making vincent speak in ascii emotions) and kyle was like "why you wanna know the color of his lungs and mike was like "everyone's lungs are the same color bro" and carson even talked (rare moment) saying "mike's right. organs are the same color. we all have the same organ colors. thats how it is." and bob was like "SHUT UP YOU GUYS AND STOP LYING" and kyle was like "bob i will pull out the banana if you say one more thing" and bob was like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" so kyle pulled out his banana and chased bob for 7 hours
AAAAAAAAA anyways mike was just watching with his eyes going ROTATE ROTATE like a wheel during an earthquake (that made no sense cause its not supposed to) and basically after that they just... came back and adventured more "wat is dis no man's land" kyle said and mike was like "i dunno and IF I SWEAR TO GOD IF THERES A GIANT COMING AFTER US" and then a giant came after then right after mike said that and kyle was like "mike u predicted sumtheeng right and its bad" and mike was like "this HAPPENED FOR THE 6,452,342TH TIME. WHY DO I PREDICT EVERYTHING RIGHT" and kyle was like "u bettir not predict da end of dhe wurld >:(" and mike was like "well kid i hope to not let my intrusive thoughts win and do that" and bob was like "PREDICT THE END OF UHBUBUHVBUHFBUHFSYDFSYFDYSDFHUGSUFUHXZUHCXG" and everyone just looked at each other. have a break, i know i forgot the puncuation puncauation punauction puncuation puncation punciation puncuiation that word's actually hard to spell PUNCTUATION i literally had to search up a book to know how to spell punctuation anyways...
so basically after bob was just going random sound speaker mode he accidentally caused a wildfire with his breath
"this is the SECOND time you caused a natural disaster, bob"
"SO? FJUGBUVBUVBUVBUVBUSGUDUIFSDIUSFDUIDGIUDFGIU" and vincent was like "¯_(ツ)_/¯" while kyle was like "bob pls stop it so hot" and mike was like "even kyle wants you to stop. after you caused a flooding with EIGHT THOUSAND GALLONS OF WATER i started to think of not being best friends anymore. YOU CAUSED THE DEATH OF TWO PEOPLE CAUSE THEY DROWNED" and kyle was like "myke i not know that" and bob was like "YOU ALSO DONT KNOW GRAMMAR YOU GHUGFHFGUUHVBUHVBJCVJBHSUHFDGUDYFG" and kyle was like "atleest i not dumm enugh to cause flood" and bob was like "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "(¬_¬ )" replied vincent and kyle was like "bob you are not demin" and bob was like "I AM A DEMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and mike was like "bob after you hit your head on a ladder fifty nine times yesterday night i think that impacted your intelligence. you feel ashamed by the fact that your best friend is mad at you" and the giant that was gonna attack them is just watching and bob is like "... WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" but the giant attacked them and mike grabbed a rock and threw it at the giant which enraged the giant even more and the giant now started STOMP STOMP stomping to the point the ground is starting to crack "wat ground is glass?!" kyle said no kyle its just the fact the giant is stomping so much it literally is breaking the laws of physics "oh ok" said kyle to me
mike looked at the giant "i aint going down without a fight, boy. let me just..." mike whipped out his Quadruplebarreledpapershotgunsniperofdestruction2020 and he aimed at the giant and shot the giant and the giant died with ink splattering all over the place "yep my quadruplebarreledpapershotgunsniperofdestruction2020 can do that. pretty gruesome like carson's katanas you might say" and kyle immediately said "AND LIKE MY BANANA" while bob is like "GUYS DID YOU KNOW... I AM NOT BOB?" "Bob" pulled off his disguise, he's actually Mr Evilpants and Mr Evilpants was like "NOW BACK TO MY LAB. MUAHAHAHAHA!" and bob came in and said "yo guys i went to the restaurant that sells like icecream and smoothies and burgers and unhealthy salads mmm and et cetera and was stuck for 2 days and then there was a portal and im here and i finally found yall, so what happened" and mike was like "mr evilpants made a disguise of you and threw a tantrum in front of us" and bob was like "WHAT?!?!!" and mike continued saying "yesterday you caused a flood and banged your head on a ladder fifty nine times. that could've been mr evilpants" and bob was like "well alright. i hated mr evilpants anyways." and bob noticed the dead giant "WHAT THE WHAT?!!?!?!?!" and mike was like "oh i killed that guy with my quadruplebarreledpapershotgunsniperofdestruction2020" and kyle was like "who mr evilpant?" and bob was like "oh he's the nine thousand five hundred fouty-seventh villain of sam's stickmen. i still remember sam and i hate him" and carson was just doing his average thing, watching while vincent was in the background battling a water monster while going "╰（‵□′）╯" (and later he killed it) and bob was like "so what happened?" and kyle was like "some guy make text and guy named vincent here" and bob was like "VINCENT? HECK YEAHHH!!!!!! SURE I CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HIS KAOMOJI LANGUAGE BUT I REMEMBER THE NOSTALGIA" and bob just chugged his sugary watermelon pear soda like no big deal even though it has Liquid Nitrogen infused ice cubes in it cause its the coldest drink on the menu. kyle was like "so wat we do?" and mike was like "i dont know"but kyle immediately said again "i hav ideeuh" and kyle was like then "so basikelly we make thing to trick evilpant. evilpant then have tantrum. thing attack evilpant. evilpant stuck. evilpant die. we win" and bob was like "dont think we can do that" and kyle was like "nooo" but then mr evilpants came back again "TOMORROW THE DAY" and started going backwards and kyle was like "wat day" but bob was like "sure, evilpants. SURE. yeah, sure. sure... you act like as if tomorrow is the day the world goes extinct blah blah blah" and mike was like "he's already gone, i dont think he hears you" while vincent was just "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and carson is just... sitting upside down... ON A TREE
anyways it becomes tomorrow but it definitely isnt the day "WHAT DO YOU MEAN" said mr evilpants but i said well mr evilpants its just not the day and mr evilpants was like "TOMORROW THE DAY" and blah blah blah
so basically the boys just... abandoned but not exactly
kyle was like "what in the what is a what is dis" but bob was like "dude what language you speak" and kyle said "jdfhfuhvbuvhbuvbhuvbh wat engine" and an engine appeared and kyle was like "enjin?" and mike was like "why the engine" and carson was just scavenging by himself, for some reason, while kyle is just letting his intrusive thoughts win "if i eat this tree i will gain stronjj" and kyle ate a tree and he gained some strong (yay) and kyle then thought "if i run 4 miles while holding a water i will fast" he ran four miles holding a water and he did fast and bob was like "kyle what are you thinking" and kyle was like "if i water the water then i will water the water" so kyle watered the water which watered the water (you learn something every day) and kyle thought "if i grass the grass, grass now glass" he grass'd the grass and the grass now glass. "what is this logic" said mike and kyle was like "you" and mike was like "huh?" and kyle was like "wow yes" and then yes anyways the pals just came back and they were like "boys lets GET OUTTA HERE" and as they walked through no man's lands they met another stickman. his name was jim, and he uses punctuation cause yes "Hey guys!" jim said "howdy pardner" replied bob "hi" said mike "BANANABANANABANANABANANABANANABANANA" said kyle "(•_•)" said vincent but carson just waved but then a gigantic humanoid arachnid paper monster thingy came in and kyle was like "not the spiderman" and the arachnid just looked at kyle as mike shot the arachnid with his Quadruplebarreledpapershotgunsniperofdestruction2000 and killed it. jim was like "Welp, couldn't use my dang balisong if that guy killed that thing" but kyle was like "THIS THING NOT DEAD YET IT MUST BE GROUND BEEF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE THING MUST BE RIPPED ALIVE MUSHED IN GUTS RIPPED AND TEARED N' DECAPITATED TO BE DEADDD" and bob was like "dude mike already killed the arachnid why you going insane" but kyle turned 180 degrees and was like "TOILET POO" and turnt 360 degrees and another 180 degrees but i dont know my degrees and kyle just looked at a tree and said "I WILL MURDER THE TREE" and he threw his banana at the tree "Why are you throwing bananas at trees, Kyle?" jim said politely but kyle just turnt around and said "I WILL EMOTIONALLY MURDEDR YOU" and turnt another 180 degrees before finding a new area in no mans land which is called "Death wasteland" and kyle was like "GUYZ I FAUND DE WASTLIND :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and mike was like "finally a new area" and the boys got into the wasteland "( ‵▽′)" said vincent and jim was like "Vincent, how do you say all those symbols?" and vincent said "(⌐■_■)" so jim was like "Uhhh, okay?" while kyle was just stomping a radioactive racoon-flamingo hybrid and screaming "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR EXISTING, YOU GOD-DANG MONSTOR" and then mr evilpants came back as kyle got a drink and mr evilpants was like "WEAK ONE, WHAT IS YOUR DRINK" and kyle was like "oh? its a watermelon sugary orange tangerine peachy cockroach-infested pumpkin-like bloody mushy fleshy banana rambutan meaty smoothie thats actually a soda but classified as a cake" and mr evilpants was like "PUMPKIN-LIKE... PUMPKIN-LIKE... CHILD YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS" and kyle was like "my name's kyle, not child" and mr evilpants was like "YOUNG ONE, THEN, WHY IS YOUR DRINK PUMPKIN-LIKE, THATS MY WEAKNESS" and kyle was like "MY NAME IS N O T YOUNG ONE, EITHER!" so mr evilpants was like "TWELVE YEAR OLD, LE-" and kyle immediately said "GET MY NAME RIGHT, I WOULDN'T HESTITATE TO SAY UNIQUE WORDS IN ANGER, GRANDPA" and mr evilpants was like "FOOLISH MINOR, I AM NOT YOUR GRANDPA" and that got kyle on his last nerve so kyle was like "ALRIGHT YOU ANNOYING ARGLE-BARG-LING ABOMINATION YOU DISGUSTING DISGUISING LITTLE ELDERLY APARTMENT MUTANT DISSAPOINTMENT FAHRENHEIT-LOOKING TYRANNOSAURUS 'oF dEsTrUcTiOn'" kyle said without knowing what most of the words meant and mr evilpants was like "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN APARTMENT" and he just left away, but he also said "TOMORROW THE DAY" and jim was like "Dang, that guy's real angry. He should go to anger management class if he can't handle being called an apartment." and bob was like "i dont even know how kyle came up with those words" and mike was like "well, wel, we, w" and kyle was just... "POTASSIUM RADIOACTIVE BANANA" and vincent was like "¯_(ツ)_/¯" and for like the 7333333333333333333333333333333333333th time they just... came back and now they will tryta leave. so jim is like "Alright, we gotta leave this weird land" and kyle is like "RADIOACTIVE POTASSIUM BANANA!!!111!" but bob is like "alright, so we should leave the wastelands first. then we should go back into the forest, we gotta find out where the exit is" and of course kyle is still like "RADIOACTIVE POTASSIUM BANANA IN YOUR TUMMY YOU JUST EXPLODED OH POISONOUS SNEAKY WATERMELON OF DESTRUCTION I GOT AN F MINUS IN CLASS F MEANS FANTASTIC YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY I EAT RADIOACTIVE BANANA" and then...
2 days, 12 hours, 43 minutes, 23 seconds and 841 milliseconds later, the gentlemen find something. hint: its a four letter word that started with e and ends with t. exit. they go into the exit. they have escaped the TERROR of the no man's land, and mr evilpants wont bother them till tomorrow. but...
Chapter 6 or whatever... Newfoundland
so basically after the... hex got out of the NO MANS LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND they got into another land...
in another world...
like...
8,5200 miles away
...
they got launched by...
what seems to, i think, be like...
uh.
an energy catapult
*yawn* kind of hard narrattigjh
narrating a crazy story... of. of humor. yeah, that.
"why story guy sleepi" kyle said...
holdup... let me... uhhh... how about... yeah give me... some.. give me. some... uh... time.
...
hey im back anyways back to the story... did i remember it? yeah
so basically after they got in newfoundland they really really WERE in danger, if no mans land didn't look bad enough. so basically now they dont know like 23 tall stickmanlike monsters are stalking them in the woods. "alright boys, i think we have a new place to camp or adventure in" said mike and jim was like "Dude, we don't know what is in here!" and mike was like "aint as bad as no man's land" and bob was like "well actually, you can't really predict danger if you dont know the land of some sort" "⊙.☉b" said vincent "miku why r u doing in the yes mike why da predit it not 3 pm yeht" said kyle "i did not understand that" said mike "YOU ARE A NOT THE YO YAY SUPPOSE JONES YES" before kyle just banana'd his banana out of the banana "THAT WHORT" said kyle so basically after kyle just has a boxing match with one of his bananas everyone decides "ey lets just... see what will happen" and they see what will happen... "I have no idea what is to come, but I don't think it is good." said jim "nah this is our new home" said mike and bob was like "no?" while jim was like "I don't think we should immediately make an undiscovered land our home." but mike was like "alright, fine. we wontmake this our home" while kyle was in the background like "YOU GOD-DARN ANNOYING YELLOW IDIOT!!! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! GO DIE, OR SOMETHING YOU YELLOW BUCKET!" kyle was yelling at a banana while stomping on the banana "BANANA I HATE YOU"
Chapter 7 or whatever... Something's not right... well for kyle
after kyle stomped his seven hundredth forty fourth banana, he heard a sound and was like "OH NO NO NO NOT A CHAPTER DEDICATED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so now its Kyle's POV
"wat is dis" i said and i wallckeded aurond and i wuz lice "uhhhh, were mike? were bop? were kincant? were kursin?" and then i heard footsteps. i turnt around but nothing was there. "knew dis wuz a horror chapter dedicated to me" i said. then i runned aurand de forist, knowing THIS CHAPTER IZ BURENG!111! aftirr i ren i sarr tall man "yrueuddvcjchahsnegfi" sed tall men sow i wuz lice "wat u meen" and he chazsed me sow i ren uhwai
after kyle got to safety, the chapter wasnt dedicated to his POV anymore, as he is like 92 inches away from his friends, or 2.3368 meters away, or 7 feet eight inches away, or 233.68 centimeters away. and well... yeah
Chapter 8... Finding out, who, that, weird tall figure was.
kyle was still running, and a little mad that i made a chapter dedicated to him. "who tall men" kyle said but the tall figure ran after him again and kyle was like "wut whai u case mii" and the tall figure just towered over twelve year old kyle "u knoe u kan juzzt... case sum1 elss?" kyle said and the tall figure just became redder and redder, but then kyle heard a familiar voice "Hey there, you fleshwalker!" jim yelled. jim has decided to scavenge, not knowing kyle was lost. the fleshwalker, or the tall figure, turned around to see jim, blood and flesh all over it. "hay jim" said kyle and jim was like "Kyle? I was kind of worried for you for a second, but I was like 'Eh, that kid's gonna be with us pretty soon'. So, uh... This... Now that's a problem" jim said, pointing at the fleshwalker. jim knows his monsters. kyle grabbed a rock, and he was like "eat dis, u meathead" and he threw the rock at the fleshwalker. the fleshwalker was distracted since it has bad memory. "Alright, Kyle, I'll finish it off" jim pulled out his paper pistol, reloaded it with anti-color bullets, and aimed "Let's see if you remember this!" he shot the fleshwalker seven times in the heart. "My paper pistol's on burst mode, by the way" jim said as the fleshwalker fell down, not dead but weak so kyle was like "wat iz fleshwaker" and jim was like (paragraph warning) "Well, a fleshwalker is a type of stickfigure-like creature made of blood and flesh, mostly from red ink and stickfigure guts. They are 2 meters tall, but only a few centimeters to humans. They have long claws, and sharp teeth. The fleshwalkers mostly hunt in forests in abandoned lands. But, besides from their adaptations, they don't have really good memory" and kyle was like "okai. i knoe nahw"
Chapter 9... A mushy, fleshy trip...
so after jim basically almost killed the fleshwalker, the anti-color bullets started dissolving the flesh of the fleshwalker, and the fleshwalker soon became bones... "so daz wut bowns lewk lice" said kyle and jim was like "Alright, I'll lead the way back to the group. That was like my 85th fleshwalker I've hunted" so jim ran south and kyle followed, while kyle was eating his banana and kyle was like "DA POTASSIUM!111!" and kyle now had E N E R G Y cause P O T A S S I U M . dont ask why he loves bananas that much. anyways so jim got back to the tent, and bob, mike, vincent and even carson (carson's back) were there and kyle was like "I HAV DA POTASSIUM!111!!!" and kyle started running so fast he looks like a blur to the naked eye. "So, I just killed a fleshwalker!" said jim. "nice" said mike "DE POTASSIUM!1111!!" kyle yelled "(‾◡◝)" said vincent while carson was sharpening his dual katanas. "so, uh, i think its time to sleep" said bob and mike was like "to be fair, its like 2:AM. might as well snooze" and kyle was like "I CANT THE SNOOZE I AM POTASSIUM!11!!" and kyle passed out from running too much but kyle immediately woke up and was like "I CANT THE PASS OUT I CANT THE SNOOZE I THE POTASSIUM11!11!" and ran sooooo fast again while mike was just trying to sleep like everyone else before kyle got out of the POTASSIUM energy and he slept near the forest.
4/20/2024...
kyle immediately woke up at like the start of the morning and he was like "GOD BLESS MERICUH" and then banana'd his banana into the banana of bananas. mike also woke up, saying "i love sleep" and kyle just was like "DID YOU KNOW I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS RIDING A BANANA PLANE BUT IT GOT SHOT BY A LASER AND THEN THE EVIL APPLE ALIENS SHOWED UP WITH THEIR LASER CANNON AND SAID THIS PLANET IS MINE BUT I SAID NO IT ISNT SO I USED MY KARATE SKILLS TO ATTACK THE EVIL APPLE ALIENS AND I WOKE UP IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DREAM" and mike was like "how do you have this much energy" but kyle was like "POTASSIUM POTASSIUM POTASSIUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and mike was like "alright then, you do you" and kyle just turned around and saw... a stickfigure's head tied to a rope, ink dripping off of it. "WHO DID ZAT?!" yelled kyle and kyle ran into the forest, beat up a skinwalker, grabbed the skinwalker, used POTASSIUM to eradicate the skinwalker and he grabbed the rest of the skinwalker and ran back and he was like "THIS GUY DID IT" and mike was like "skinwalkers? when i was in oklahoma, i had a problem with those skinwalkers. now i dont, just like how i never had a problem with tornadoes" and then a siren came off "I WILL FIGHT DA DISASTER" kyle said eating bananas and kyle ran into the direction of the tornado. he broke the laws of physics and started fighting the tornado cause he had POTASSIUM on his side and he killed the tornado cause... yeah. but kyle's POTASSIUM ran out and kyle was like "wow no murr enurjee" and he ran back but it took a bit long while bob woke up "im tired still" bob said and kyle was just like "HOW THE HECK DID YOU NOT WAKE UP FROM THE SIREN" and kyle was like "i dunna. u telz mi. i naut genii" and kyle just decided to dance "i not knoe u not u" and bob was like "uhhhh" before mike was like "bob kyles literally twelve years old" and bob was like "okay then" while kyle was trying to battle a tree "YOU DISGUSTING DEMON APARTMENT MISTER TREE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I WILL FIGHT YOU I HATE YOU I WILL FIGHT YOU" and kyle started punching the tree. and then jim woke up "Is it 7:43 AM? Hope not, when I wake up at that time, it's bad luck." and bob just stared at jim. in the distance, there is another fleshwalker just walking near da boyz. kyle was like "hi fless bissniss apartment. i haet u :D" and the fleshwalker just was like "uguivbuvciuvcwdsifnsddnus" and kyle was like "i hav sewp. u waht da seup?" and the fleshwalker just walked away cause he smells a group of people (uh oh) and then kyle was like "whi u leev" and bob was like "kyle you couldve died" and kyle just stared at bob, before saying "REVEN WENK TAHT I DLOUC KLAT SDRAWKCAB" and bob was like "what language is that" and kyle was like "ya dawt knead tew no" and bob was like "alright then" and jim was like "Guys, we should leave this land!" and mike was like "vincents still asleep" but vincent was awake now and he was like "(￣﹏￣)" and kyle was like "HI GUY" and everyone just stared at kyle. and kyle was like "YHW UOY ERATS TA EM" and kyle then just looked at the hill and was like "NUKLAR BUNKURR" before evilpants came back even though he wasnt and he was like "TOMORROW THE DAY" and bob was like "i have 4 questions. where? why? when? how?" and evilpants was like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and jim was like "Reminds me of a crappy superhero movie I watched. The villain said the same thing and laughed. And was annoying." and kyle was just like "I FOUND DA VHS" and kyle just grabbed a television out of nowhere and kyle just watched the VHS. the VHS video was some analog-horror type stuff. some long limbed creature, probably the VHS being a ripoff of the youtube analog horror series Mandela Catalouge, just broke into a guy's guy. the guy then pulled out his guy and he shot guy. then the guy guy'd cause he guyd the guy with his guy. and it ended. and kyle was like "IM THIRTY THREE YEARS OLD" before kyle just started existing harder. and kyle just existed. and exist-existed and bob was like "im not feeling a good feeling" and kyle was like "I JUST THE IS AGE 88 EF4 HOUSE" and kyle proceeded to eat a banana and then he got P O T A S S I U M and kyle was like "I AM THE AJIDJIFJBIF I LOVE EF5 5FE I ONCE THE A ONE 88 I LOVE TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE IHFUUVHFUBHFUHFUVHFXKCKVLXCHVUHFUGHFUHUAHUAH FDODODODODODOBOBOJFBOJFBOJFBOKKCNVNVNCOCJOXKkaslksalKASLKSALKASLAKJLKDJAIKOZCKPXMCOZXKCIXKCOZXKCOZXCJu fdhfu dhfiU I LOVE TO EAT A GOTATTIM JDFEO BANANA ATOMIC BANANA WATERMELON OF ETHE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I LOVE THE SJFHVUIHVUIHVBUIJXKXZLOPIA9C6Z67XVIOCKVOISDGHF8AISDOALSDIOAJSYGAYXCOIKL;JV" said kyle and mike was like "guys lets not kill kyle" and jim was like "Nobody even thought of torturing Kyle. Heck, not even anything about harming him!" and kyle was like "I FOUND MI TWEN!11111!1111! :D" and kyle's twin was there. kyle's twin is called "kyle". they are both kyle "ey kyle hows it going" said kyle "HHOWDYEH KYULE IOGFGUFGJFGJHFJJHSJHJHAKKJSK I KNEED DE POTASSIUM1111!11!" and kyle was like "OH OH OH OH MII TEW!?!111!!11" and jim was like "Kyle's twin is just as insane as him" and kyle and kyle looked at jim and was like "wich won?!111!11" and jim was like "Last basketball game, the University of Connecticut won against Purdue if I remember" and kyle looked at kyle and was like "wat hiih meen" and kyle looked at kyle and was like "me not noe. were potassiuM!111" and kyle was like "i go back parent. bye. i meet u june" and kyle was like "bayh cyul, et wuz geewd de meet u" and kyle went back to his parents as kyle was just with his other friends "Kyle, why did your twin leave?" and kyle was like "me knat dhe no" anyways its may junes like one month away so ok i think idk im yes. so kyle, bob, jim, vincent and mike were just chilling and mike was like "dont remind me of italy" and bob was like "mike why?' and mike was like "some italian that was actually an alien made me a pizza but he filled the insides with pommegrantes" and kyle was like "NO POTASSIUM!?!?!?!?!!111!1!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MUST KILL DHE GUY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and kyle ate a banana and broke the laws of gravity and started walking into space before just going into the "italian"'s planet and kyle was like "YOU NO POTASSIUM TO PIZZA. AAAAAAAAAAA" and kyle just walked back and kyle was like "HE NO KAHRE <:((((((((((((" and immediately followed it by "ITALIAN KALL ME SPOILED. I NO MILK. I = ANGER CUZ HE NO POTASSIUM PIZZA >:((((((((((((((" and jim was like "Kyle do you want a heart attack" and kyle was like "I INVADE = LAND OF HEART" and kyle went to the land of heart (its not the love one its the organ one) and kyle was like "YOU POTASSIUM >:(((((" and walked away and kyle was like "DHEY NOT AJRII" then kyle went "OSOWIEG THEN N AGJEN" but kyle then walked into the ground and did nothing "kyle what i wonder if you are normal" said bob and mike was like "ordinary kids things, man!"
chapter 10: the super duper evil villainous demonic immoral wicked ungood bad sinful hurricane
o as jim was like "Ey, guys, let's get outta here and relax at the New Tiredguysland 1988-2024 Relaxful lazy beach" a hurricane formed and the news guy was like "hurricane. in like 2 weeks. :3" but the hurricane was in *gasp* FIVE WEEKS!!!!!!
then after five weeks it became a category 1 and hit the Fiji Islands then did the most yabba dabba doo scribble scrabble doggity doodoo path ever that even a kid would have trouble drawing it becoming a category 2-4-3-4-2-3-4-2-2-3-4-2-2-1-2-3-4-2-4-2-3-4-1-2-3-2-3-2-4 then on a fateful day it became category 5 and coming for the gang
the newsman said "y'all done for" and just walked away and then there was a group of stickman karens screaming about how this hurricane is "government made" before getting killed by debris. so the boys did the best thing: RUN
and when they were running, it was actually useless. the hurricane also spawned a dead man walking, a type of multi-vortex tornado. said in the Jarrell document "A native American legend speaks of the Dead Man Walking. If you see him in a tornado, you are about to die. The townsfolk of Jarrell can now the arms and legs of a multi-vortex tornado approaching. The Dead Man, has just walked into Jarrell.". but this isnt jarrell but that doesnt matter cause the dead man walking here in this story right now is doing EF4 damage to a hotel as i am reading this (it is not cause its fake JUST IMAGINE OKAY) and then while the boys were sheltering they heard the most distressing thing yet... bananas splattering everywhere. well, to kyle. kyle was sad to know innocent bananas are getting splattered everywhere. "THE BAJHNA!?!?!" said kyle "kyle we're in freaking danger we HAVE to shelter" said bob "I ONLY CARE BANANA >:(" kyle said. then the hurricane made landfall and said "wahahahaha this shouldnt be happening but it is!" and jim was like "Oh no! Not a hurricane that breaks the point of a hurricane! Hurricanes can't talk! But this can!" and as they were sheltering they heard nail rippings, cars colliding with buildings, etc. it was scary, but isnt that the entire point of disasters? anyways New Tiredguysland 1988-2024 was hit BAD, but not as bad as a random town in North Carolina for some reason. anyways the hurricane ended after 1 month. A MONTH. THATS NOT POSSIBLE. BUT THIS IS FICTION. OF COURSE THERES GONNA BE A HURRICANE THAT LASTS ONE MONTH IN A CHAPTER SOON. anyways one of the worst events in the super duper evil villanious demonic immoral wicked ungood bad sinful hurricane was the AAAAAAAAA multi-vortex wedge tornado. it happened in the town of AAAAAAAAA and killed 72 people cause yeah. i dont know how it killed that many if the houses were made of bricks and concrete. maybe its cause a hurricane was hitting the town and made that tornado, the hurricane destroyed the houses and the tornado picked up the debris? no. THE TORNADO PICKED UP THE BRICKS AND CONCRETE. AND THERE WAS A VERY STRONG TORNADIC WATERSPOUT WITH THE MULTIVORTEX WEDGE WHICH PICKED UP THE DEBRIS AND THREW IT IN THE TOWN OF UJJJJ SO IT LOOKED LIKE THE TOWN OF AAAAAAAAA NEVER EXISTED. also the tornado was rated EF5. and the waterspout was rated EF4 which is not how the enhanced fujita scale works. it rates actual tornadoes, not waterspouts. another event in the town of nMnMnMME had a blast of debris (the debris had anchors, 6 feet nails, knives and barrels in it cause the town of nMnMnMME is a town near the ocean and just a gigantic dock basically. they use boats as cars.). this killed 54, but had 7,231 injuries. why? well their houses were pretty sturdy, and they werent DIRECTLY hit by the hurricane, but a storm surge hit nMnMnMME and caused a burst of barrels, knives, nails 6-12 feet, anchors, metal etc in it. even corpses of injured people were in the debris wave, which is why there was 54 fatalities, most of them were inside of the debris wave and when they hit a home they usually had a 85% chance of survival cause an anchor ends up suffocating them. there was even metal from boats too hitting the homes. one civilian of nMnMnMME was stabbed in the ear with a 7 ft. nail, killing him. most injuries were from anchors causing shaking in houses, causing the lamps to fall off. yeah. the last bad event in the hurricane was the colossal whirlpool near Gillybarn which sucked pipes in it and caused 7 deaths but 0 injuries. why? well because the deaths were caused by the people living near the beach in Gillybarn having their floors sucked in the whirlpool and they didnt know how to swim but im sure if you even knew how to swim you still couldnt escape this. pretty crazy. this hurricane was named "Dickson". hurricane Dickson had a total of 831 deaths, 23,521 injuries and destroyed the gigantic mall inside of New Herberts, NJ. when Dickson was a category 4, before becoming a tropical storm when it got into maine and a tropical depression in Greenland, wilson hit the New Herberts Ultramall, which caused 256 deaths cause one person. ONE PERSON. one person named "Jilly Wetpants" was the announcer of alerts. usually he saved lives. like in the 2014 Herberts shooting, he just said in the deepest voice "intruder warning. hide in places where people usually dont go to. grab an object just in case. life-threatening situation. dont let the led into ya" which saved 51 lives. but in 2018, he started to be more inaccurate. in the 2018 tornado, which was an EF3, he said "PDS tornado warning, sheltering in ground-level places will kill you" and well what happened? only 6 people were killed. and a lot of people were sheltering ground-level. but Hurricane Dickson was heading towards the mall. since Jilly Wetpants was ignoring alerts in the 2020s, he didnt even say anything. it caused a lot of people to die. #canceljillywetpants
and the boys survived
bob looked around "bro how did we survive"
(since this is a fictional story, i sadly have to make it so the main characters cant die, like a lot of fictional stories. its not me, blame the guy who made the first book about main characters that cant die)
kyle said "THE BANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO"
so after they looked at the destruction, they knew they weren't lucky. a direct hit would be more better cause it was a quick death, but this. THIS. THE DEVESTATION. it looked like it would've been better to be directly hit and die. but here, it was TERRIBLE.
"Dang man! This looks terrible, it was already really cold, I can't withstand cold! But this?! What happened? This ain't no hurricane, what, is this a fricking disaster swarm?!"
anyways blah blah bla bla ba ba blah bleh
hurricane dickson's event (8/12/24 to 9/2/24) was nicknamed "Hell's Richard". (ifykyk name fr)
Chapter 11. WHICH PATH>!>!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?! >:(
after hurricane dickson, it was September 28, and the gang had another issue. it was a lot of roads. lots of roads. vincent finds a paper that reads "which road >:)" and he said "(⊙_⊙)?' THE fellas needed to find which road. was it the seventh one on the bottom right near that bridge? or was it the center one? was it the one in the middle of the SKY? or was it in a bush?
it was indeed in the concrete. jim found it and said "Well, boys. It's in the," jim said before looking back and was like "CONCRETE?!"
kyle just ran across the road in the CONCRETE?! and then he ran back saying "POMEGRANIT COLT" before using POTASSIUM to throw something at the pomegranate cult and jim was like "Kolten?!" and a guy named Kolten appears and says "what is a dialogue" before a dialogue appears and says "What is a, banana?" before kyle said "YOU DONT KNOW BANANA?!?!!?!?!?!??!!!!?!?11!!/1/1/1?!/1?!?!?!?!!!//1?!?!" and karate chopped that dang dialogue before kolten was like "i need to sleep" and went to his house to have a deep slumber.
so kolten, no. NO. N O. N̸̨̛̺͐Ȍ̴̬̹. im not gonna give a paragraph of him. i am not doing that bro. just, WHY? why would i?
chapter 12 mr evilpants back>!>!!!1
"TOMORROW THE DAY" bob heard 6 elephants with a 12 LB american flag in their head away. which is just i think likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 42 feet away idk im american i only measure wind speed in how many mcdonalds per bald eagle (im american and i actually use mph cause i dont understand k/mh for some reason)
since yknow yea.
mike was like "bro hell's richard was deadly" and kyle immediately say "HECK'S WHUT?!" (blame his triplet)
BUT YEAH
anyways i think they found the path so its time for
after that madness this needs a part 3 for no reason rreererrerer
CHAPTER 12 the not-so-epic war of 1965, Great war of the Guys vs Guys.
now why is this here? its when the boys werent really there. anyways blrlelelelelelelhlehllhehlghlglblbah
so why this unrelated war? idk i just wanna add it.
so the not-so-epic war of 1965, great war of the guys vs guys on Railroad Guys (nsewgwtgvgorg) was a war. bad one. why is this special? idk its a random war i added. anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
the not-so-epic war of 1965 great war of the guys vs guys on Railroad Guys was called Railroad Guys cause that's what some guy who wasn't even in the war, lived in Australia and randomly said on news said for no reason. then some guy was like "the great war of the guys vs guys, has a nickname. railroad guys" yeahhhhh....
it didnt even happen on the railroad named Guys. just, some guy saw the news and named the great war of the guys vs guys "railroad guys" for no reason. also Guys (railroad) was nicknamed after a guy in 1895 who was told to go into schools, try to find fires and jump into them then he inhales the fire and spits it out in a lake. again this is fiction so, does it really look like i have to make this realistic? his name was Swquazzgler V. Guys, so yeah.
anyways im getting off-topic the not-so-epic war of 1965, great war of the guys vs guys on Railroad Guys had 72,412 fatalities, 417,241 casualties, 8,888 destroyed vehicles, 13% survival chance and 6,412,611 destroyed buildings, many random houses. dang that's high. so it was said this war was a war that was a war which was a war and it was a war.
seriously, one of the guys in the war said "this, is a war, was a war, that is a war, is the war, that was a war"
yeah... pretty random but back to present with the squad
chapter 13 spookyn't cave
so bob was like "boys we gotta get out of here" (they were in, in all places, jordan iowa. and the exit was 6 feet away) and bob then said "we shall notn't go to the cave" so they went to the cave, which was named "cave thingy idk we're as bored as the guy writing this story" (CTIWABATWTS)
they went into Cave thingy idk we're as bored as the guy writing this story (i swear these names are an excuse for me to make this story with more words)
so as they went into CTIWABATWTS, and they met a guy. his name? geraldo. he was a survivor of Typhoon Cockadoodledo. pretty much that. so as they went into Cave thingy (short for Cave thingy idk we're as bored as the guy writing this story) they saw darkness. now, almost all of them were scared. except for kyle and his triplets, who are about to go back to their homes in 2 days. anyways in the cave, they saw weird eyeballs in the rocks. faces on the floors, they were stepping on



did you seriously think i meant alive faces? the ground, probably from -4512 B.C. were carved into faces of what seemed to probably be their enemies. maybe after a hurricane? i dont know, they're traveling on a globe, not the real world, its a doodle world they're in, we're in the real world, i dont know what im saying. i dont need help, okay? im not going insane, i promise its just me running out of ideas for a quick moment, aluminum foil.
okay so jim was like "Alright, fellas. We got this. The mistiness is probably the bad part, but if there is anything dreadful, it's definitely the ominousness." and bob was like "okay man, it's probably nothing. we'll get out of here so-"
kyle, kyle and kyle just took the book and they got out, ran into Flint-Beecher Minnesota, and just sat there. how did they get through jordan iowa and flint-beecher minnesota? idk.
so yeah...
anyways back to the topic ffhfhfhfahf so basically as bob was in the cave he saw a light. bright. he ran into the light and was like "this aint so bad" and went into a field. in flint-beecher minnesota. they meet kyle and kyle again. then the boys go there. they are in flint-beecher minnesota now.
Chapter 14 flint-beecher minnesota
now vincent, the forgotten one, was like "=_=" cause vincent is tired off all this crap. Hurricane Dickson, this boring spookyn't cave, being forgotten by the author and possibly even more. kyle was like "hi vincent" and vincent said "(⊙_⊙)?"
bob however was trying to see what is gonna happen
"ey fellers i wonder whats gonna happen" and mike was like "probably nothing" but they felt the rip current's wrath and bob was like "what is this" and Jim was like "Rip current."
vincent was like "(•_•)" knowin' dang well this is gonna not kill em' all (he's still tired of what is happeing)
kyle however was like "okay kyle lets get into the cool waves" and kyle was like "okay" so kyle and kyle ran into the rip current and started moving away from the shore rapidly.
"weeeeeee" said kyle and kyle was like "dis no feel gud >:(" so kyle was like "okay let get out" but they forgot something
they dont know HOW to escape a rip current. it was like a treadmill in the water didnt pull the two kyles under, so kyle was like "gehtt on mii" and kyle jumped on kyle and jumped to a small craft but there was a small craft advisory and some guy named i dont know probably like Henry was like "kids get off of my small craft we got a small craft advisory" and kyle and kyle was like "oky let get out" so they got out and vincent just watched them like "(⊙ˍ⊙)" cause he's staring at him while surprised because how the heck did they just escape a RIP CURRENT if they dont know how to. vincent then said "-_-" cause he has sleep deprivation and just wants to sleep but sadly cant (idk what sleep deprivation is vincent's basically failing to get enough sleep).
"where's carson" said mike and bob was like "idk i bet he left our group" but carson who was in the sand of the lands of Flint and Beecher and epicly climbed out. vincent said "（￣︶￣）" when he saw carson back. meanwhile Henry was still on the dock (new character real??!?!?!?!?!??!!)
so Henry was like "when will this gosh darn SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY END?!??!?!" but Kyle was like "heiuyy" and Henry was like "What do you want, you little devil?" and kyle was like "BANANA" and kyle would go on saying "IN BANANA I TRUHSTTT I JOST THROWED MOISEFF IN TRESHCHAN! DIS SAUNG IS SOPPOSED TO BE SONGED IN THE TOON OF GABANZO ROBOT!!!!"
"that was absolutely terrible" said Henry but kyle came and said "DAUNT INSELT MOI TREPLIT" and henry said "or what?" and the triplet kyles came together to form: S U P E R K Y L E
SUPER KYLE: OBSESSED WITH BANANAS THREE TIMES MORE, HAS 3 KYLES OPERATING IT, AND IT IS
SUPER
KYLE!!!

"really?" said Henry "that's what you got" and S U P E R. K Y L E. was like "YES." and then S U P E R. K Y L E. charged at Henry and Henry was like "let me enjoy life at once."
"KYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" said mike and bob was like "holy cow holy pig holy horse holy cat holy dog holy jaguar holy that grandpa i threw a garbage can at in 2023 they've turnt into super kyle now holy holy shot"
and jim was like "...I'm not surprised" and vincent was like "(ㆆ_ㆆ)"
and then the three kyles got out of S U P E R. K Y L E. mode and they were like in all "IN BANANA I TRUHST, I JOST THROWED MOISEFF IN TRESHCAN! THIS SAUNG IS SUPPOSED TO BE SONGED IN DA TUNE OF GABANZO ROBOOOOOOT!!1!1!!1ONEONE!!!EXCALAMATIONAMR!11ONEONEONE!!"
'great. not again." said Henry but jim was like "Henry, what the hell man? Why're you so god-darn AGGRESSIVE all the dang time?" and Henry was like "you fopdoodle, they're annoying ME so i have to act rude all the time. EVERYONE ANNOYS ME. I DONT HAVE DEPRESSION. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" "Dude, shut up! Nobody cares that, 'oH i wAs BuLlIeD bY tHeSe GuYs WhO AnNOy Me, tHeY AnNoY Me AlL tHe tiMe, iTS cAuSe of mY mEnTaL diSORdEr' NO. ONE. CARES!!!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP, MR "Oh I'M so SmArT cAuSe I hAvE gRaMmAr" NOBODY CARES YOU SOFTIE. YOU'RE ALL BARK; NO BITE."
"Look at who's calling me, 'All bark; no bite.' You can't be talking, buster. You want a punch right where it hurts? Yea? Nah? Well, maybe if this continues, I'll have to aim at the bottom front, and do a one-two-three and a four on it!"
"TRYING TO ACT TOUGH HUH? WELL I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR 13 YEARS IN MY AGE NOW! YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST ME, KID? HAHAHA! WHAT, OFFENDED? IS THE WITTLE GRAMMAR BOY SO SAD NOW?"
"'Ight, that's it."
then Jim straight up POW!ed the heck out of Henry. Henry defended, and then it became peak
POW!
KAZAM! KABAM!
ZAP, ZAP! ZAP!
POW, POW, POW-POW!
KAPOW!
BAM BAM! POW POW! ZOOOOOOOOOOM!
BOM-ZAW-BOOM!
WHAM! YEAH!
BANG! BAM!
POOF!
"Jim, where did your cowardly self go? finally revealing your true self?" said henry but Jim was like "Nah, here comes the go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o🎶oooo-ooo ooo-ooo🎶o-o-o-od part..."
and then Jim punched Henry's dual wielder of spheres with all his strength
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SPHERES" screamed Henry and Jim said "Don't mess with me, foolish moron." and then Jim walked away, after all the POW!s, the BAM!s, the KAPOW!s, the ZAP!s.
and Henry was like "I'LL RAM MY BOAT IN YOUR HOUSE, HITTING YOU IN THE URINE CANNON!" and Jim was like "...We'll see about that."
Chapter 15, leaving Flint and Beecher Minnesota.