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Best Friend So Don't Attack Me - Carter Wicker
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by @HONESTDYING
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Coming from the shower I was toweling my hair dry when the front door opened. I was wondering when he was going to get home. It was already ten thirty at night. Moving towards the door I watched at the six two, black hair, green eye man walked into his own home. He was in a suit and tie like always unless he was slumming it on the weekend
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"You look...stressed." He was rich and handsome which met he was god's gift to women. I half thought his girlfriend would stumble into the house with him. It was always funnier when I got to cock blocking him.
"Thank you for noticing. It's you're fault by the way." I gasped pulling a face as if I was offended or something.
"My fault. I told you that you needed to start taking days off." Moving towards his kitchen he followed behind me. Me popping up in his house unannounced was nothing new. I had a key to this place. I took my summer vacation here before I was concerned financially independent and had to get a J-O-B as my father put it.
"I wish work was the problem, you insane prick. One million dollars. Someone has lost their fucking mind right along with you." I bounced on my feet clapping my hands for a moment. I had just saw the million too. A million dollar. I was about to have one million tax free dollars. Was it tax free. I would have to Google Nevada law on that later.
"I'm so excited. I never thought I would make that much. Oh speaking of money can I borrow two hundred dollars. I'll pay you back in five days." After I got my money. My one million freaking dollars. He looked at me for a moment. That 'are you kidding me' look on his face. Then he sighed. The sighed normally meant 'what am I going to do with you'.
"I don't know why I'm your friend." He dug in his pocket taking out five hundred. I rolled my eyes at him. It wasn't like I was a bad friend or anything.
"Don't say that. Beside after this I won't have to mooch off you anymore. I can pay off student loans. Catch up on my rent so I don't get kicked out. I can give dad money so he can finally retire. Plus I can pay you back for all the money I owe you." It wasn't like I was going to go to the tables right after I was done getting paid.
"You don't owe me anything. stupid. If you need money, I can give you whatever you need. Alright the news is looking for Robert Smith." I shrugged. They were never going to find Robert Smith.
"I already thought ahead. I'm going to dye my hair and put in contacts when I go to collect." Then Robert Smith and Carter Wicker would have no links whatsoever.
"The transfer will be made through banks, dummy. You'll get your money and they'll set up a time and place in Nevada. Unless you've got another bank account, someone is going to know who you are."
"Oh...I need another account." I didn't even think of that. See this was why Ethan was my best friend he always thought of the things I missed.
"Carter, cheese cake sake!" He rubbed at his temples. "One million dollars."
"Come on E. Beside it's not like I can just stop now. It's out of my hands." I dusted my hands as if it made the clean or something.
"No it isn't. Cancel the auction. Lose your virginity some other way. I will buy you the best whore in Amsterdam if you stop this madness."
"Eh, buying me a whore doesn't put a million dollars in my pocket. I know what I'm doing. You worry too much. Plus I will make a contract you know. Like no plastic wrap weirdest." That was his go to line that I was going to be wrapped in plastic or something like that.
"I know you never bought a whore before Carter so I'll just tell you. There is no contract, rules, or ability to say no. Once you're paid for, your booty is owned until the deed is done. Do you not see how bad of an idea this is, Wicker?" He took me by the shoulders getting eye to eye with me. "You could get hurt."
"I'm not going to get hurt E. If things get out of hand them the money back. I'm going to protect myself." I wasn't going to let someone slap me around or cut me or anything weird like that. Having money would be nice but I've been poor all my life. If it came to living or being rich I would pick to live. No one can spend money if they die after all. Though I could leave it with my dad. I wasn't going to die though. "You worry too much." I patted his arms moving away.
Opening up the fridge I grabbed two beers out opening up both of them as I offered him one. He looked at me before taking the beer from my hand. I took a drink of mine looking around in his fridge so that I could find myself something to eat.
"You're such a pain in the butt."
"I didn't even do anything this time. Oh hey how do you get a bank account in another name. Sounds illegal. I can't get it in my name though. I'd never give a job if I had 'whore' hanging over my head." And I wasn't going through school trying to get my doctor in psychology so so every door could be slammed in my face after I was done.
"Do I need to explain to you how you can't get a bank account in another name?" He rubbed his hand down his face. "I'll check eBay's policy. You're being paid for a service. I doubt the buyer gets your information. Outside of what you're sending. I don't know. I've never bought myself a virgin online."
"That's because your cheap butt wouldn't dish out the cash for one." I teased him but it was true. "Oh yeah Brain said he would blow you for two hundred thousand."
"I'm not paying two hundred thousand to be blown by snaggletooth." I laughed because he was always calling Brain that. I didn't think there was anything wrong with his teeth. They weren't that straight. Probably could use a few corrections but his teeth most likely wouldn't snaggle on anyone's length....most likely.
"And with your money he could get the fix." I pulled out a pack of steak that he had in his fridge. Moving around the kitchen for pans. I use to cook for Ethan and my dad all the time when we were younger. Then just my dad when I moved away. Now if I'm cooking and E is around of course I made him enough too. It was his food after all.
"Sucks to be him."
"You eat?" Probably not if he just came from his office. He was always talking about me and he was the one that would forget to eat because he was eating. Seasoning up the mean I put them in the pan. Already the smell was making my mouth water.
"Had dinner with Victoria at Megu." I looked back at him looking him over. Dinner with the lustrous Miss. Victoria.
"And she doesn't have her mouth around your cock right now. What you do to her?" Wasn't dates normally followed up with time alone, in a bed? Not any of my dates and I always figured that his dates ended that way.
"Told her I have an early meeting and I'd see her Monday afternoon."
"You're so gay." I teased him shaking my head. I didn't care if I had a meeting. I would be sleeping with the big boobed woman right now.
"Says the virgin." I rolled my eyes pointing the fork I was using at him.
"I'm a virgin because I choose to be one. You could be boob screwing your girlfriend right now and you're standing in the kitchen with me." Was boob sex a thing or just in movies? I didn't know. It seemed interesting to try.
"You're a virgin because only way you're getting laid is selling it."
"Well we won't have to worry about that in four more days." I poked my tongue at him before turning back to the stake.
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Cast
Matt Dallas as Ethan Marlowe
Alex Pettyfer as Carter Wicker