Notes

If I were still at Grizzly Hill School I would do this
On the Computer Lab
William (Me): Hey Waylan, look up Isla Fisher, Mallory Ervin and Anna Kendrick and see who's the most beautiful out of those three.
Waylan: No, I will never do that. I have to finish my essay.
William (Me): But Waylan, I'm bored, and I already finished my essay, and I want to do something, and I decided to force you to look up Isla Fisher, Mallory Ervin and Anna Kendrick and see who's the most beautiful.
Waylan: Okay, I'll do it, but after I finish my essay.
William (Me): Okay! That's a good boy.
(After Waylan finished his essay)
Waylan: Since I'm already done with my essay, I'm going to look up Isla Fisher, Mallory Ervin and Anna Kendrick and see who's the most beautiful out of those three, because William wanted me to do that.
(After Waylan looked up these three beautiful women)
Waylan: I'm already done with looking them up William. Now try to guess and see who I think is the most beautiful out of those three?
William (Me): Is it Mallory Ervin?
Waylan: Nope!
William (Me): Is it Anna Kendrick?
Waylan: No, I don't think so.
William (Me): Then is it Isla Fisher?
Waylan: Yes William. Isla Fisher is the most beautiful out of the those three women. Thank you for guessing.
William (Me): You're welcome!
Sophie: Hey Teacher, William's been asking Waylan who is the most beautiful woman out of the women he mentioned to him. Can you send him to the principal's office?
Whoever my 6th grade teacher is: Sure! WILLIAM, YOU'RE IN DEEP TROUBLE FOR ASKING WAYLAN WHO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS. COME WITH ME TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW.
William (Me): (cries)
(When we got to the principal office)
Mr. Berardi: So, what did William do this time?
Whoever my 6th grade teacher is: He asked Waylan who the most beautiful woman is.
Mr. Berardi: OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, WILLIAM, HOW DARE YOU ASK WAYLAN WHO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS. THAT'S IT! YOU'RE SUSPENDED FOR ONE DAY. I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW. Hello, this is Mr. Berardi. Is this William's parents?
My dad: Yes, this is William's dad. What did William do this time?
Mr. Berardi: He asked Waylan who the beautiful woman is at class while the other kids are studying. Can you please pick him up soon?
My dad: Yes, I will. He's in deep trouble when he gets home. Thanks for calling.
Mr Berardi: You're welcome. William, your dad's gonna pick you up in 20 minutes.
(20 minutes later)
Mr. Berardi: William, your dad is here.
My dad: William, you're in deep trouble when you get home. Let go home now.
(When we got home)
My dad: WILLIAM, HOW DARE YOU ASK WAYLAN WHO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS? THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO DO.
William (Me): But dad, I have a fear about words now. That's what made me do it.
My dad: I DON'T CARE. YOU HAVE TIME OUT UNTIL I COME GET YOU OUT. GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW.
William (Me): (cries)
The story is over