Notes

I hope you can read this all and tell me if I am a fuck boy based by these messages...this girl I liked since 5th grade.
(I'm Kenkade)

Kenkade: Ayy
Girl: Haiii XD
Kenkade No way I'd say that [who I love] publically
Girl: AHHAAHA
Girl: WHOO
Kenkade: Fuck XD! U first m8
Girl: No one [Who she likes]
Girl: XD
Girl: Really that's my answer
Kenkade: I like you m8 [which is true]
Girl: Finally you admitted it
Girl: I already knew XD
Kenkade: Oh fuk lol.
Girl: XD
Kenkade: Aye, do you like me?
Girl: Kinda
Girl: Yeah
Girl: XD
Kenkade: Nice. We can be something cooler than friends maybe (Tulip emoji)
Kenkade: Well I hope to see you next year m8.
Girl: Maybe
Girl: But
Girl: Maybe
Girl: XD!
Girl THAT WASNT CONFUSING
Kenkade: Maybe what doe?
Girl: Date you
Girl: And
Girl: Maybe not be at school
Kenkade: Maybe date me is cool (As in if you don't want to, it is cool), but maybe not be at school? That sheds a tear ;-;
Girl: Well here's the problem
Girl: My great grandpa is watching my dog because I'm allowed to have dogs at my place and he's supper old so he keeps saying he's gonna kill her so
Girl: Gonna need to move to keep my dog alive
Kenkade: That's sad (Genuine)
Girl: Yeah
Kenkade: Yup...pls don't muv my luv.
Girl: no promises
Girl: You would have to talk to my pimp about dating me
Girl: Reference of some K pop shit
Girl: That's him
Kenkade: Lol
Kenkade: Aye pimps are for fucking not dating (Satire, being funny)
Girl: Aww you don't get the reference
Kenkade: Nope.
Girl: K-Pop guy XD
Kenkade: Dunno :/.
Girl: His name is Baekhyun
G: WICH WHEN TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH
G: SAYS BACON
G: Ok so
G: Why do you like me?
Kenkade: I like you because you play video games, like jacksepticeye, your personality in general, and you're just pretty m8.
G: Pretty???? That's a lie
G: I'm a trash can XD
Kenkade: No your not wtf.
G: My nose ugly my jawline sucks I'm chubby and my forehead is huge
Kenkade: But you're pretty to me m8. Legit no lie. (Which is true, she is pretty cute)
G:...
G: Lies
G: XD
Kenkade: No dude no mate I legit loved you first sight in 5th grade
G: I don't get it though because I'm so ugly
G: MY HAIR
G: WAS SO T THEN
Kenkade: Dude.
Kenkade: You're cute.
G: Are you texting the wrong person? XD
Kenkade: No.
Kenkade: The girl I like is -REDACTED-
Kenkade: Aye what's your number? (So I could just speak, got too lazy to type)
G: (Bitch sent me domino's number.).
Kenkade Lol. No seriously.
G: XD
G: Number -REDACTED-
G: Sent a photo
G: I
G: Am
G: Bored
Kenkade: Oh just checked phone.
G: XD
G: How was your day? XD
Kenkade: Good u?
G: Boring
you know
There are other prettier girls at out school
Who have bigger boobs
Kenkade: Idgaf, you are the one.
G: Don't you want someone prettier
Why would you waste your time with me?
Kenkade: No?
Wtf dude stop self doubting yourself
(Picture of me on the bus)
[A while later after useless to the story text]
Kenkade: (Picture of me cuz she is someone I love and want her opinion on my charming looks)
G: (Girl sent a photo of darkness, saying I expected to see a picture of her face)
Kenkade: Yah XD!
Or a boob pik
::) (This is what autocorrect translated JK to, fml)
God JK
I said Jk and it made a smile face fml
G: XD
G: (.) (.) (yes, she made it like that, no real pik which is good)
G: There is your boob pic (Apparently this is how I am a fuckboy, she doesn't get satire)
G: I don't love you (In Korean so I don't know quite yet until later in this story)
G: XD
G: So
G: My standards:
Know how to spell (Ironic)
Knows grammar (Really nigga?)
Is a cuddler (but I am? I am a nice guy wtf)
Can read and speak Korean
Isn't a fuckboy (Wow. I wish I knew what a fuckboy was right there)
G: you don't pass
Kenkade: I know the first 3
G: pretty much goes on to try and get dick picks and fucking out of me and I say no so she gets triggered and I am now a fuckboy apparently