Notes

Old Dagon was hoppin' around,
Imperial City like a big playground,
When suddenly Chosen One burst from the shade,
And hit Dagon with a Pulse Grenade,
Mehrunes Dagon got pissed and began to attack,
But didn't expect to be blocked by Cass,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Cass Fu,
When Arcade Ganon came out of the blue,
And he started beating up Sharon Cassidy,
Then they both got flattened by the Highwayman,
But before he could make it back to Vault 8,
Colonel Autumn popped out of his grave,
And took an Chinese Rifle out from under his coat,
And blew Chosen One away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Liberty Prime came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of Bethesda's destiny!
Warriors, Magic and Gunshots,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown of Bethesda's destiny.

Dagon took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Like B.J Blazkaviks took a bite out of the Germs,
Then Cass came back covered in a tire track,
But Xaero jumped out and landed on her back,
And Chosen One was injured and trying to get steady,
When Colonel Autumn came back with a machete,
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Lone Wanderer took him out with his jet,
Then he saw Dagon sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find,
Because Chosen One stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Xaero deflected it with his fist,
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault,
While Colonel Autumn tried to polevault,
Onto Liberty Prime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by riekling spears,

This is the ultimate showdown of Bethesda's destiny!
Warriors, Magic and Gunshots,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out,
in immaculate chorus,
Down from the heavens,
Descended The Doom Slayer,
Who delivered a kick,
Which could splatter demons,
Into the crotch,
Of The Lone Wanderer,
Who fell over on the ground,
Writhing in pain,
As Chosen One changed back,
Into a raider,
But Doom saw through,
His clever disguise,
And he crushed Chosen Ones's head,
In between his thighs.

Then Wulfgar the Loud,
And Arngeir the Quiet,
And Amiel Lannus and the Knights of the Nine,
And Vault Dweller,
And the Sole Survivor,
And Courier,
And Sven the Bard,
Harkness,
X6-88,
Captain Zao,
And Lucian Lachance,
Sanguine,
Dragonborn,
Every single Companion,
B.J Blazkaviks,
And Matthew Kane,
Fawkes,
Nerevarine,
Bitterman,
And The Ranger.
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And they kicked Doom Slayer in his emo ass,
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With NPCs looking on in total awe,
The fight raged on for a century,
Many lives were claimed but eventually,
The champion stood,
The rest saw the better,
Master Neloth in a blood stained robe.

This is the ultimate showdown of Bethesda's destiny!
Warriors, Magic and Gunshots,
As far as the eye can see,
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be.
This is the ultimate showdown
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown!
(this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown of Bethesda's destiny!