Notes

Sairyou
Uses Arcane Torrent super late into their opener and it triggers me. I’m 99% sure that using it earlier in the opener would make his DPS higher because the fight would possibly last .5 seconds less. It’d be .5 better than Dango’s opener.

Dango
Needs to make sure he switches to the Inconceivable Horror because his damage to it is almost as bad as Paul’s. I fucking know Paul isn’t going to fucking switch. Lazy cunt like Andro. It’s in their blood.

Needs to precast. Not start casting at 6 seconds into the fight. Would’ve wasted two precious seconds of the opener if he didn’t fuck it up because his friends are distracting him by playing League of Legends on his computer.

Uses Dragon’s Breath in your opener in place of a Phoenix’s Flame. That’s great dear, but Phoenix’s Flame does more damage. You spend two seconds doing nothing, it should be at most 1.6 seconds, but he’s probably playing from a PC Bang in Vietnam and has 500 ping.

I’m pretty sure Icy-Veins or Altered Time or mmo-champion can properly teach him how to do his opener. Unless he’s fucking retarded, then we’re all fucked.
(source: expert fire mage Eididan Catrage)

Kaneki (Canucki)
In my professional opinion, I, Eididan Catrage, believe that he is doing a lot wrong. Unfortunately, I can’t tell you what he’s doing because I don’t play boring specs like Assassination, but what I can tell you is that he’s better than 24% of Rogues. And there’s a lot of Rogues. I would recommend having him read Icy-Veins and practice on a Training Dummy for more than the 0 seconds a day he’s already putting in.

Precure
Did pretty good, needs to remember that Energizing Elixir is pretty fucking good and use it more than 4 times in a 6 minute fight. Probably somewhere around 7 times. Probably.

Paolo
I’m going to go with don’t let him bring his monk to Heroic Xavius until he’s geared. Then I’m going to go with don’t let him bring his mage to Heroic Xavius. The only thing that’s impressive about his mage is noticing how consistently terrible he is at it. He almost under performs as much as Dango. He doesn’t switch to the Horrors, he’s bottom damage on both of them out of the DPS.

Tebu
He’s one of our top performers honestly. And while it’s still at a measly 60th percentile on Xavius, he’s still beating out under performers like Paul, Dango, and Kaneki.

I’d like to leave a note about the other tanks here: they’re both fucking terrible. But they don’t fuck up a lot and they’re more useful than the damage that Paul/Dango/Canucki does since they can get hit in the face and press Death Strike occasionally.

The pugs are fucking garbage too. Please bring a Shadow Priest. Or three.