Notes

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Emily was pacing around the dark pizzeria. She was seething with saltiness. You see, Lillian's hoe Ruby had dumped her... And moved to bigger and better babes... Like Emily's babe, Tom. Long story short, Tim had gotten the scandalous photo and given it to Emily. Tom was cheating on her with a lesbian...
Me and Mr Wolf: A few days later, Emily decided to confront that slutty child. The angry lady knocked at the cabin door, Ruby had answered. Emily knocked her out immediately. "Hey!" Tom shouted as he limped over to her, "Why are you knocking out people??" Emily was furious. "IT'S BEEN ONE DAY AND YOU HAVE ALREADY MOVED ON TO THE NEXT BITCH?!" Tom blinked at her, "Ruby is my friend..." Emily wouldn't have any of it. "WELL FUCK YOU, I HAVE A NEW BITCH TOO... UH.... HIS NAME IS ENNARD!" Emily had to resist the urge to stab herself. Why him? WHY?
Me and Mr Wolf: Shit, shit, shit. Emily thought as she ran around the basement pizzeria. Tom was gonna think she was a phony unless he met Ennard himself... Well... There was only one option now...
- - - "-and that's why you gotta help me!" The hopeless girl finished, out of breath and in tears. Ennard looked at her casually from his ceiling corner. He let himself fall to the ground harshly. "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Repeat," the robotic clown asked as he laid on the dirty ass ground. It was greasy as hell in the scooper room. ;-; "ENNARD YOU TWIT THATS THE FIFTH TIME I HAVE TOLD YOU!" Emily yelled. He blinked at her, "Just tell me the basics," he blunted said. "PRETEND YOURE MY BOYFRIEND SO MY OLD MAN WILL GET JEALOUS!!" Emily demanded. Ennard looked at her suspiciously, "..." "ENNARD PLEASE" "..." "ENNARDDDDDDD" "HOE I AM A FREAKING ROBOT! I CANT LEAVE THIS FACILITY!" "ENNARDDDDDDDDDDDDD" "NO"
Emily finished tying the bright red bow tie around Ennard's neck, stepped back, and smiled. "You look pretty!" "I NEVER AGREED TO THIS YOU KIDNAPPER!" The clown looked salty as she pat his head. "Now just pretend to love me in front of Tom," she said with satisfied face. "I don't like you at all," Ennard growled as she pointed to his shock collar. "HOE I WILL TAKE YOU OFF THIS PROPERTY AND YOU WILL GET ELECTROCUTED!" Ennard hissed and rolled over. Emily had won this fight!
"Um, why did you invite us here?" Ruby asked with her arm around Tom's shoulders, Tom looked visibly uncomfortable as he shrugged her off. "Yea Em, you've been acting really weird recently, is everything okay?" Tom offered a hug as he approached her. "NOTHING IS WRONG I JUST BROUGHT YOU HERE TO MEET MY REAL BOYFRIEND!!" Tom looked confused, "Emily, I thought I was your boyfri-" "TOM JUST FOLLOW ME!" Emily dragged both of the children through the dusty ass hallways. Here it was! She shoved them both into a room. "Here he is!" Emily said, eyeing Tom, he just looked confused. "No one is here..." Ruby looked salty. Where the hell was Ennard?! Emily started getting angry. Did he seriously ditch her?! "I knew he was fake, LOSER!" Ruby laughed at Emily's sad face. Tom glared at Ruby. Emily sighed...
In the middle of Ruby's mean laughter, a voice asked, "What's your favorite color?" Tom nervously grabbed Emily's hand and gave her a scared look. Ruby turned around, "Uh..." "MINE IS BOOLUE!" Ennard swung out from the darkness, still attached to the ceiling. Ruby screamed and ran off. Ennard proudly smiled and went to hang by Emily, "I did it!" He leaned in, "Without the creepy robot lover stuff," he looked at Tom and his expression changed. Emily looked worried, "THANKS ENNARD NO NEED TO HARASS TOM!" Tom gulped up at the robotic clown, who looked completely confused. "ENNARD WHATS WITH THAT STUPID FACE?!" Emily finally demanded. "YOU SAID HE WAS CHEATING YOU AND HES HOLDING YOUR HAND YOU LYING HOE" "WHAT NO!!! HE REALLY IS! DIDNT YOU SEE THE SCANDALOUS PHOTO" "EMILY I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! IM A FREAKING ROBOT I CANT LEAVE THIS FACILITY! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID PARANOID DRAMA WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO IS LIKE FIVE YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!!" "HEY HES TWELVE, HES LEGAL" "PEDO" "SAYS THE CREEPY CLOWN WHOS NAKED" "HEY IM NOT NAKED NOR CREEPY, I LOST MY BODY HOE BE MORE CONSIDERATE TO MY FEELINGS!" "NO". Tom facepalmed at the scene. What was with these two? And why did Emily think he was cheating on her with Ruby?? Ruby was a bully, and Tom hated bullies. Plus, Ruby had just broken up with his freaking sister. Tom watched Ennard and Emily argue about fridges. Wow...