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Bum bum bum, ba dum a dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand," Hey! (bum bum bum) Wazzup pup"
The man said "Oh My God!"
and he waddled away (waddle waddle).
and he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle).
til the very next day (bum bum bum bum bada dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and said the man, running the stand," Hey! (bum bum bum) what da hell?!
The man said "what do you want you booty cheek"
and he waddled away (waddle waddle).
and he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle).
til the very next day (bum bum bum bum bada dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand," Hey! (bum bum bum) what do you wanna do today
The man said FUCK MY WENIS!!!
That's what your mom said, said the duck
My momma's dead, replied the man
oh, i'm sorry. you'll have to rape a cow instead
and he waddled away (waddle waddle).
and he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle).
til the very next day (bum bum bum bum bada dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand," Hey! (bum bum bum) got any moms?
no, i gotta daddy though
oh really, who's yo daddy
yo mama
wait, so if my mama's my daddy, then who's my daddy?
I am
Wait, how?
Well, me and your mom went into her room, and she got undressed, and we had...
The duck interrupted. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS
and he waddled away (waddle waddle).
and he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle).
til the very next day (bum bum bum bum bada dum
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand," Hey! (bum bum bum)
cup my dick and lick it good
the man replied THIS IS SPARTA (Bang, bang. Gunshots, explosions)
...and he never waddles again!
     
 
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