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Setelah proyek milyaran selesai, seorang pejabat sebuah deparetmen kedatangan tamu konsultan yang merangkap menjadi kontraktor.
Konsultan : "Pak ada hadiah dari kami untuk bapak. Saya parkir di bawah, Toyota Innova "
Pejabat : "Kamu mau menyuap saya ya?"
Konsultan : "Sudah terima saja pak, nnti saya dimarahi komisaris kalau gak diterima"
Pejabat : "Saya tidak sudi!!!"
Konsultan : "Tapi pak...."
Konsultan : "Yaudah bapak beli aja mobilnya, gimana..???"
Pejabat : "Enak aja !!! Saya gak punya uang sebanyak itu tau!!!"
Konsultan : "Kalo gitu, saya telepon komisaris saya dulu.."
Beberapa menit kemudian...
Konsultan : "Kalo gitu bapak belinya Rp.10000 aja, gimana??"
Pejabat : "Bener ya? Ok saya mau. Jadi ini kan bukan suap. :D pakai kwitansi ya :) "
Konsultan : "Tentu saja pak.. :) "
Pejabat : "Yaudah ini duitnya.. #Mengeluarkan uang 50000"
Konsultan : "Ini pak kwitansinya #Memberi Kwitansi"
Konsultan : "Maaf, ini kembalinya pak #Memberi uang 40000"
Pejabat : "Oh, tidak usah. Tolong kirim 4 mobil lagi ke saya ya. "
Konsultan : Siap pak. Hehe
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