Notes

When I got here, I was lonely for three whole years! After I missed a whole shipment of filles du rois, I was crushed! I finally met my wife, Charlotte, When she was seventeen. She is by far ze best woman I could have had. She helps me work, raised my children, ya, but she helps me play tricks on my habitants! Once, I stole all of Jacques’ firewood, and made him almost freeze to death! Also, She keeps my whips nice and clean for flogging. Here, I like it, but it is kind of like Scandinavia. COLD, WET, AND NOBODY IS HERE! My job is mostly bossing around ze habitants and teaching ze J-Ps how to work on a farm. I want zem to have a good life. But anyways. I woke up today with a crisis. All my kids are missing! It must be Michelle Richard! He has messed wiz me too many times! He is so annoying. He lives in ze next town over, but is so rich zat he has ze newest horse-drawn carriage: gold-plated, speed wheels, finest purebred horses fed with only ze finest in hay. He must have done it! He is ze only one. Onwards wiz ze attack!