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You have ultra, ultra long hair
You have floorlength hair
You have longer than floorlength hair
You have hair many times your height
You have Rapunzel-length hair
Your hair is longer than Rapunzel's
Your hair is many times as long as Rapunzel's
Your hair is 100+ feet long
Your hair is 100+ meters long
Your hair is hundreds of feet long
You have the longest hair in the universe
You have the longest hair that has ever existed
You are a real-life Rapunzel
You are a real-life Rapunzel many times over
Your hair is one of a kind
You have ultra, ultra shiny hair
You have ultra, ultra glossy hair
You have ultra, ultra silky hair
You have ultra, ultra soft hair
You have ultra, ultra thick hair
You have ultra, ultra voluminous hair
You have ultra, ultra strong hair
You have ultra, ultra bouncy hair
You have the shiniest hair in the universe
You have the glossiest hair in the universe
You have the silkiest hair in the universe
You have the softest hair in the universe
You have the strongest hair in the universe
You have the most voluminous hair in the universe
You have the thickest hair in the universe
You have the thickest braid in the universe
Your braid measures 1 meter in circumference
You love wearing your hair in a braid; it is that wonderfully and supernaturally thick
You love how supernaturally uber-glossy, uber-shiny, uber-silky, uber-soft, uber-strong, uber-thick and uber-voluminous your Rapunzel-length hair is
Everyone loves how supernaturally uber-glossy, uber-shiny, uber-silky, uber-soft, uber-strong, uber-thick and uber-voluminous your Rapunzel-length hair is
Your Rapunzel-length hair trails the floor every time you walk
You love the way your Rapunzel-length hair trails the floor when you walk
Your hair is so long, it covers the floor like a silken river
You love the way your Rapunzel-length hair covers the floor like a silken river
Your Rapunzel-length hair is a flowing, infinite shiny river of silk
Your hair is so long, you can spell "Rapunzel" on the floor with it
Your hair is so long, you can decorate the floor with it
You love decorating the floor with your Rapunzel-length hair
Your hair becomes longer, stronger and thicker every nanosecond
You easily notice how much longer, stronger and thicker your hair becomes
You love how much longer, stronger and thicker your hair becomes
You love looking at your Rapunzel-length hair in the mirror
The hair on your scalp is constantly and infinitely growing longer and longer
You have the fastest-growing hair that has ever existed
You love how uber-fast your hair grows
Your hair grows at a speed that defies science
Your hair easily grows 1 meter per day
You have supernatural blood flow to your scalp
The blood flow to your scalp allows your hair to grow uber-fast
Your Rapunzel-length hair is always 100% healthy
Your Rapunzel-length hair is always uber-glossy, uber-shiny, uber-silky and uber-soft
Your Rapunzel-length hair is always perfect
Your Rapunzel-length hair remains perfect even while you sleep
Your Rapunzel-length hair looks perfect from all angles
You love how perfect your Rapunzel-length hair is
Everyone loves how perfect your Rapunzel-length hair is
Your Rapunzel-length hair mesmerizes anyone and everyone who looks at it
Your Rapunzel-length hair is completely protected from any and all forms of damage
Your Rapunzel-length hair is completely protected from split ends
Your Rapunzel-length hair is completely immune to any baldness, hair loss, hair thinning and hair damage
Your Rapunzel-length hair has the smell of the sweetest flowers and perfumes
Everyone is mesmerized by how sweet your Rapunzel-length hair smells
Every time you move or flick your Rapunzel-length hair, it emits a waft of uber-sweet scent
Anytime you walk by, people can smell the captivating scent of your Rapunzel-length hair
Anytime people smell the scent of your Rapunzel-length hair, they immediately think of you
You love how uber-sweet your Rapunzel-length hair smells
Everyone loves how uber-sweet your Rapunzel-length hair smells
You love how luxurious your Rapunzel-length hair feels against your body
Your Rapunzel-length hair feels luxurious against your body
You always wear your Rapunzel-length hair well
Your Rapunzel-length hair is more alluring than any article of clothing you wear
Your Rapunzel-length hair is the most alluring thing you wear
Your Rapunzel-length hair looks alluring, stunning and gorgeous in any and every style
You love wearing your Rapunzel-length hair in any style possible
You are an absolute master at performing all hairstyles
Styling your Rapunzel-length hair comes easily and naturally for you
Your Rapunzel-length hair looks uber-alluring in a center part
You love wearing your Rapunzel-length hair center-parted
You love brushing, combing, and playing with your Rapunzel-length hair
You have manifested a silken blanket to cover your body when you sleep
You love enveloping your body in your Rapunzel-length hair
You love enveloping the floor with your Rapunzel-length hair
Your Rapunzel-length hair is very photogenic and videogenic
Everyone loves your Rapunzel-length hair
You attract others to take photos with your Rapunzel-length hair
You are internationally famous for your Rapunzel-length hair
Your Rapunzel-length hair attracts magazine articles and television programs
Your Rapunzel-length hair is shown in many photos and videos
You easily manifest ideal, desired, high-quality, luxurious, stylish hair accessories
You easily manifest desired, ideal, high-quality, professional, effective, luxurious, effective hair care
Every hair care product you use provides the maximum amount of benefits
You always treat your Rapunzel-length hair with the utmost love and care
You inspire others to grow their hair Rapunzel-length as well ("Hair Apparents" if you will!)
You share your hair secrets to those willing to grow their own hair Rapunzel-length
You love your Rapunzel-length hair
You always have a good hair day 24/7/365
You and your Rapunzel-length hair are friends for life
You are very thankful and grateful for your Rapunzel-length hair