Notes

patient 1:
blue tack
needs: a refill £10
hair removal £25
shaping £10
stretching £5
body lotion £30
dirt removal £30
shaving gel £40 50% off, £20
details:
last refill was yesterday by Dr. Green
never had a hair removal
last shaping was yesterday Dr. Green
last stretching was 2 years ago
never had body lotion
never had dirt removal
last shaving gel was 6 years ago

personal details:
full name? Fredrick Walter
address? 45 bloom lane
age? 21
parents? Simon Walter, Millie Walter
email/phone number? [email protected] 07594375901
ethnicity? white, British
work/school? self employed with home business- balloons for baboons

extra information:
last refill and shaping was yesterday by Dr. Green. Didn't go positively so is back for special treatment by Dr. Bevan.
Extreme hair, dirt and scars, must remove hair and shape the body well.
Uses a special shaving gel, any other could cause critical damage.

order:
1. hair removal DONE
2. dirt removal DONE
3. body lotion DONE
4. shaving gel DONE
5. stretching DONE
6. refill DONE
7. shaping DONE

Total cost: £130

patient 2:
blue tack
part of a special experiment: implanting a tumour inside the body to see if it reacts to similar ways as humans.
details: allergic to body lotion
allergic to shaving gel
wants to be recognised for his brave actions (receiving a tumour for science)

personal details:
full name? Nick Holland
address? 91 swindle road
age? 36
parents? Kevin Holland, Jessica Dullens
email/phone number? [email protected]
ethnicity? black, Nigerian
work/school? works at Mc Donald's

extra information:
Nick Holland will be receiving 5000 US dollars for this experiment.
Dr. Bevan is not responsible for any harm or damage which may act upon Nick Holland.
In this experiment any error that may occur will be rectified immediately.

Conclusion of experiment:
Nick's experiment was not what we expected. He started off completely fine, we cut into his stomach and stitched his back. He lied down for 2-3 hours to heal his back before we placed the tumour inside of him. A few hours later, Nick was feeling better so we decided to perform the tumour surgery. Nick was neutral for the first hour just before he went to sleep. Nick awoke from his second nap and was in excruciating pain. He was showing various symptoms of cancer (the disease we were testing for), so we rushed him to the emergency room straight away and began to remove his tumour. The tumour was still rock solid and did not interfere with his stomach acid so Nick was cancer-free. Nick is very healthy and living perfectly fine. The tumour which Nick was tested with was burnt so no blue tacks could be damaged by it.
A message from Nick Holland:
Hello friends! Nick here, I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed the experiment with Dr. Bevan, I didn't really know what to expect, all I knew was I was getting 5 grand for it and I wanted to be the first blue tack to experience cancer! I would definitely do another one of Dr. Bevan's experiments, they are so cool and intriguing!
Some questions I get asked a lot:
Could you feel the tumour inside of you?
-Yes! It felt like I had a rock in my stomach haha!
Do you regret doing the experiment after what happened to you?
-Not at all, it was a brilliant experience overall. I was treated straight away and I am very much happy and healthy. I would 100% recommend doing something like this, just make sure you know all the details about what is going to happen.
Did you still get paid even though they took the tumour out?
-Yes I still got paid, I ended up donating the money to a charity for cancer awareness!
How do I do a Dr. Bevan experiment?
Visit her website! All the details should be there.