Notes

The characters described by memes: (They’re all dragons, by the way)
Izana (Geode Dragon) - It’s time to partyyyyy! / You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. It's me.
Kaze (Wind Dragon) - Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll. / If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
Norhian Soldier - Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
Hoshidan Soldier - With great responsibility comes the great desire to take a nap. Wake me up later. / My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
Jakob/Feli (Ice Dragon) - Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
Kaden (Beast Dragon) - As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on. / And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Layla (Music Dragon) - Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem. / Ok, first of all, what the fuck?
Lilith - I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." / I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.


Anankos, when Lilith was pretending to be his daughter: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Kaze, being fate’s punching bag: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
Zola: Any last words?
Izana: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Jakob/Feli, after cleaning up his own mess for the 28927397 time: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.