Notes

Hey, I am glad you answered your phone. I need to discuss something with you. So, I have a bit of a situation with Britney, that I am not really sure what to do with. I don't want to freak anyone out. But I am kind of at a loss for words. I know, she doesn't like people discussing her issues. But this is a serious situation that needs to be taken care of right away. So if you would be an open ear for me to still my guts, I would really appreciate it. She has sleeping problems that are getting more and more severe. She had a tendency to have vivid dreams sometimes several each night. She has actually started a dream journal to keep track of all of them. I am not joking or making mess up. But it actually get worse. Yes, she sleep walks. She had a dream the other night that she went throughout the entire apartment complex posting invitations on every single door announcing a party that she was throwing. Hold on, I am almost finished explaining the whole problem. And then, once she got home, this is all still in the dream by the way. She noticed there were a ton of typos on the invitation. So, she started throwing a fit and left to go back around the entire complex to make corrections on the invitations. Then later in the same dream, she was texting back and forth with this guy that she doesn't even know very well, which wouldn't be that big of a deal. But, when she finally woke up, she really had her phone in her hand and was actually texting. Yeah exactly. Luckily, she is just texting her sister and not someone important like her boss or something. Not to say that her sister is not important. Well, you know what I mean. Anyway, so it has made us wonder, if any of the other things she has dreamed about are manifesting themselves in other ways. She has even tried barricading herself into her room. So, she knows, if she leaves her bedroom at night. And so, I will hear things crashing as well. But it hasn't worked. Well then the next morning she wakes up and everything has been put back where it belongs. I told her it's too bad. She doesn't clean the rest of the apartment in her sleep. With all of this sleepwalking business, I have started to do some research, so I know how to approach the situation, if I were to find her wandering around. And an article on sleepwalking, I read that in some cases people try to drive. That's crazy, huh. So, now I hide the keys to our cars at night. I also turned on the alarm system, so that if a window or door opens, it beeps really loud in my bedroom. So, I know to go, check and see if she just left the apartment in the middle of the night. Speaking of the evil, she is actually calling me on the other line. I better make sure, she is not sleep talking, bye.