Notes

Dear Readers.

I am writing this story because I love 333, but also because I want to tell a important message. Art should mean something, as it is the medium in which we express our meanings. For this reason I decided my art should carry a important social message as its subtext. I am sorry if this angers people, but its something I feel in my heart of heart of hearts is important.
Story's not having meaning is the downfall of society imho.
So please read and be inspired for change.
Thank you.
-Furnace
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A little Later, Furnace was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Furnace exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.

By this point Furnaces poo-tubes were all bent out of shape. It has been a bad day.
Just as Furnace was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Yeepers!

"Well hello...Furnace" a enticing voice gasped from the doorway.

A mysterious figure posed leaning against the door frame. He deep, sensual voice which Furnace knew immediately. Her mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from her face.

"Toxic... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However He couldn't with Furnace near by....they were like family now.Toxic was like Her mother-in-law.
Any sane person would never allow their own mother-in-law to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Furnace?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Furnace shrieked, She became so immensely worked up he cleaned her colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence she just unleashed, who cares? Toxic heard though, and giggled like a adorable little girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Furnace's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Furnace..."

Furnace was not shy, at all. She defeated 3 and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now she suddenly found herself speechless. Was She going to see his metaphorical mother-in-law literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the cream-cake of excitement that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Toxic finishing the sentence seductively.

"Wh-what the..." and before Furnace could send the third word out of Her mouth..

..Toxic's towel dropped to the floor,revealing his swimsuit underneath.
Furnace noticed everything on him instantly. His lick-able figure,his hypnotically wide middle leg and the big dodger blue colored birth mark on his rear, which made Her feel awkward.

Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused Furnace to feel funny in places she had never felt before.

"hehe oh my Furnace...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Toxic, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through her head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before her spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Furnace could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?

But just as Furnace was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


Pan burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Furnace as she causally slipped her pants back on.
Toxic, who Pan didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Furnace gestured to her shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Furnace put her other pants on and left. She had a serious case of blue balls, but at least her anus didnt feel so bad now.
As she walked out Toxic whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Furnace Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
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This is the story of one loan heroes struggle to overcome to the forces of evil. This industructable heroes name: Pan!!!"

Interlude:
Toxic winked at Furnace when no one else was looking.
"Later" he mouthed at her silently so no one could hear.
---
Rainy was in the shower.
She had just been beaten up badly by some older girls. She watched the blood red blood spin down the drain. Secretly though, she was quite attracted to Furnace.
Meanwhile Furnace was walking by Rainy house, in 333
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
She looked unto the window. She gazed unto the crystal glass and beholded a wonder of nature
She saw Rainy under the shower and was happy because there was no fire. She went into the house and used Rainy's playstation to play some Guitar Hero (on hard mode of course) until Rainy was done.
Suddenly, Pan walked in.

"Quick, you need to follow me! 3 has returned!"

"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.
But before everyone got themselves ready to go after 3, there was one thing Pan wanted to take care of.
She had to introduce Pit to her parents.
Pan had been thinking for it for a longitme. Her parents were the worst. Uppity, pathetic and sexist.
But Pan had told them that she finally got engaged and that she would introduce Pit to the family before they would make it official
"Uuuuurgh," Pan said while laying on her bed
"I can handle it," Pit said
"You don't know my parents!" Pan said.
"I know, but if they created you, then they can't be that bad," Pit spoke wisely.
"I noooooo but it's still...uuuuuurgh."
"We'll just go there and I'll impress them," Pit said manly
Then Pan snugged deeper into Pit's arms. She felt safe there. Pan knew that whatever would happen, Pit would protect her.

The day of the dinner had come. Pan and Pit took a truck to her parents.
They came into a dining room and the table had already laid.
"Ah, you've finally arrived," Pan's mom said and she looked at Pit, "You're late."
"It wasn't her fault," Pit said always as protective of Pan as he was. "It was the weather."
"Sure... sure..." Mom said and she went back to the kitchen.
"Wow," Pan said, "she didn't even shake your hands."
"Oh well," Pit said manly. Oh gosh, that nonchallant way. Exactly the reason why Pan had falled in love with the man.
Pan was busy swooning over her fiancé when her dad came in.
"Boy," dad said and the stared at Pit.
Pit shook his hand politely.
"Ah, you're here too," dad said to Pan, "Help your mother out, it's time that the men have a conversation."
"uuuuuurgh," Pan said and went into the kitchen.
Then Pan's mother made her do all sorts of annoying useless jobs. After all, as mom said, people like them were inheritly used to these sorts of things.
Then dinner came. Pan was told to take the food in while mom and dad already sat down. Pan wasn't even allowed to see where Pit went off to.
Just before she carried in the first plate of food, she felt something weird. Like a crosswire went down her back, tingling all along the way down. Something was off, but Pan was still too annoyed with her parents!

Then Pan carried in the meal. But no one was there. Instead, at the end of the table, 3 sat!

3 laughed at her, "My my, that apron looks lovely on you!"
Pan threw down the meal and flexed her muscles. Oh, she had been waiting for this moment. Not only was 3 going to feel the fullest extend of Pan's rightious fury, Pan could also unleash her frustration with her parents!

She threw the dish at 3 like a disco. But as it hit her archnemesis, it turned out it was a hologram!
"If you want to see your parents again," 3 said, "come to my Hanger"
Pan felt conflicted. On one hand, Pan hated her parents, on the other, she still needed them for the wedding!
Pit came in and said: "We should save your parents."
"But uuuuuuurgh," Pan said.
"No we should. I talked to your dad, and he really does love you."
"Alright. Fine."
It must be here somewhere, but I have no idea where it could be", wondered Pan
At that moment, Pit fell down some steps near a farmhouse.
At the bottom was 3`s new cave network!
As they entered there was lots of Mercenaryss.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed machettes of awesome.
They steped over the dead bodys and made their way forward past the blood and guts they sprayed over the walls just moments before. Rainy vometted in disgustand blood came out.
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventilation shaft.

Furnace noticed Pans erection, but didnt say anythingThe passage was narrow, so they bleed a bit to squeeze past. They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Pan crawling out the duck, and putting her shirt on.
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Later, Furnace and Toxic were alone again.
"Its Later" said Toxic, pulling Furnace towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Toxic was naked. Furnace wondered how He did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Furnace was already.

Toxic lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off His body at a seductively slow pace. Furnace could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through Her veins.
The alluring look of her nudie comrade became too much for her to fathom and her body started sweeting.

There Furnace sat, Her gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with Her bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from Her face.
Toxic giggled as Furnace's dignity shriveled and died, but Furnace had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after She found out He was Her own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Furnace said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that Toxic jumped on Furnace. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you Toxic"
"I love you too Furnace....lets get married"
And they did!
Furnace looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

---
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
3 laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my machette, but I would rather do this...personal style."
he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

. Pan removed her shirt and flexed her abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral rayguns).
"I kill you dead"
3 head butted Pan in the chest
Blood splashed onto the floor.
Pan fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed 3
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
3 leaned over Pan holding a large rock.

"Quick Pan use this!" said Furnace ,chucking a nearby monitor towards Pan.
Pan grabbed it and chucked it towards 3 hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall house they were on!
"Goodbye, 3 have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
SPLAT!
Some blood sprayed up and splashed on them.
"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Pit and Toxic got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! 3 appeared! He had landed in his blimp that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!