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My name is deadly Baraka. I was all alone, wondering around on my own. My parents turned out to be nazi's and I am a Jew, so I was all alone on the streets. As I wondered down the forbidding streets, I found a leaflet on the floor. "Come to 333! It is the best. You will find loads of new friends and understanding people. Maybe you'll even be crowned Queen!"

Oh, I thought to myself, I'd love to be Queen! So I set out to 333!

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I was very nervous. I had never gone to 333 and I wondered how they would treat me there.

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I arrived in 333 and waited for a terrain wagon to bring me to my new cave. As I was waiting for a one to take me there, I saw I think a mysterious figure hididing in the shasows.

It was as if he was looking at me!

I of course ran towards him and said, "What do you wnat?"

"For you to die!" the mysterious figure said and took out a knife and with a flash it came towards me.

I grabbed him of course at his wrist and twisted it until he dropped his knifewhich I picked up and with one swift motion I stabbed and twisted the knife, right from his stomach up his ribs.

When I was done with the assilant I turned and looked straight into her eyes. They were so pretty and round and I delved right into them. Like soaking in a comfortable batch . Her hair looked like the softest of velvet and encapsulated her face perfectly.

I had completely forgotten the assailant. All I could think of was her.

She looked perplexed and in awe at me: "That was amazing. You have to teach me your moves sometimes!"



"Who was that?" I asked.

"It must have been one of 3's hedgeman" she said.

"3!" I gasped, "I thought 3 was defeated!"

"So did we... so did we." said she.

"When he leapt into the river we were sure he was dead. Even though the body was never found. "

"But who are you then? OMG... you're not..." I gasped in asphexiation.

"It is true," she, "I am no one else but Pan.

I had dreamed to meet Pan at some point in my lifetime. But it always was a distant dream. One that when you wake up, all you remember is Pan's dreamy eyes and wonderful complexion. It was such a dream that I never thought could become real! But here she was, right before me.

"I could never dream of meeting you," I said dreamily.

Pan grinned sheepishly, "Well, I had never thought of meeting such a great person like yourself."

I blushed.

"Hey," she said, "seeing as you're involved already, would you like to join me and the others to defeat 3 for good?"

"that sounds great! When do I start?"

"now!" said Pan and he led me towards the others. And there we started planning to defeat 3!


A/N plez review!
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A little Later, Rainy was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Rainy exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.

By this point Rainys poo-tubes were all bent out of shape. It has been a bad day.
Just as Rainy was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Yeepers!

"Well hello...Rainy" a enticing voice gasped from the doorway.

A mysterious figure posed leaning against the door frame. She deep, sensual voice which Rainy knew immediately. Her mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from her face.

"Pan... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However She couldn't with Rainy near by....they were like family now.Pan was like Her uncle.
Any sane person would never allow their own uncle to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Rainy?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Rainy shrieked, She became so immensely worked up he cleaned her colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence she just unleashed, who cares? Pan heard though, and giggled like a adorable little girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Rainy's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Rainy..."

Rainy was not shy, at all. She defeated 3 and blew up His evil machines for Christ's sake! and now she suddenly found herself speechless. Was She going to see his metaphorical uncle literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the cream-cake of excitement that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said Pan finishing the sentence seductively.

"Wh-what the..." and before Rainy could send the third word out of Her mouth..
..Pan's towel dropped to the floor,revealing her swimsuit underneath.
Rainy noticed everything on her instantly. Her lick-able figure,her hypnotically round "Bonnie and Clyde" and the large bleu de france colored birth mark on her rear, which made Her feel awkward.



Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused Rainy to feel funny in places she had never felt before.

"hehe oh my Rainy...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Pan, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through her head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before her spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything Rainy could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?

But just as Rainy was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


Pan burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said Rainy as she causally slipped her pants back on.
Pan, who Pan didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" Rainy gestured to her shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So Rainy put her other pants on and left. She had a serious case of blue balls, but at least her anus didnt feel so bad now.
As she walked out Pan whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
Rainy Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
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Arriving at the mysterious shack, Pan found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.

"Be careful" said Pit who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Pan. (notez: cuz lulz, Pit is such a tool). Pan carefully manuvred into the shack and on her tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath her feet croaked and Pan could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the the holy hand grenade laid. Right there for her taking.

But Pan was clever. Pan knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)


So Pan said to Pit, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And Pit was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!)
Pan slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Pan knew that if it was a trap, Pit would be triggering it. And then 3 would get him, but not her. Pan knew Pit wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for her. He always said that.
But forutnately when Pit grabbed the the holy hand grenade, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by ninja's!

They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).

They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, Pan licked off the blade .

But now with the the holy hand grenade in their hands, they could take 3 straight on!
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Interlude:
Pan winked at Rainy when no one else was looking.
"Later" she mouthed at her silently so no one could hear.
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Later, Rainy and Pan were alone again.
"Its Later" said Pan, pulling Rainy towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, Pan was naked. Rainy wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..Rainy was already.

Pan lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. Rainy could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through Her veins.
The alluring look of her nudie comrade became too much for her to fathom and her body started sweeting.

There Rainy sat, Her gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with Her bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from Her face.
Pan giggled as Rainy's dignity shriveled and died, but Rainy had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after She found out She was Her own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" Rainy said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that Pan jumped on Rainy. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you Pan"
"I love you too Rainy....lets get married"
And they did!
Rainy looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

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So they defeated 3 and everyone was satisfied!

3: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Deadly Baraka: No No, back into your coffin!
3: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Deadly Baraka: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
3: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Deadly Baraka: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
3: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Deadly Baraka: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Pit: chotto mate-ah!
3: huh ;^_^;
deadly Baraka: domo desu-ka @_@?
Deadly Baraka: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Pit: well, I want you, how about that?
Pit winked at deadly Baraka, but .
But deadly Baraka was all hot 'n that, deadly Baraka thought. So deadly Baraka pecked deadly Baraka on her cheek and winked longingly at her.


Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
3: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end

     
 
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