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<center>Super Mega Kawaii Sugoi Neko Neko Desu Awesome Chocolate-Dipped Shining Incredible Schooltime - Episode 1 - The School is Under Attack!!

(this is my worst sin yet.)

(I'm trying to write this as though a terrible fangirl fanfiction writer would.)

'''STARRING:'''

'''Freddy's little helper as the rowdy, idiot main character who adores food!'''

'''TheKrazyStew as the adorable magic girl!'''

'''Thelalaloopsygirl as the Tsundere female main character who's really just needed for fanservice!'''

'''Motionless as the brooding side character guy!'''

'''Mr. Mark Twain as that one person who actually has some intelligence!'''

'''ChickenAndBeer as the adorable animal thing!'''

'''Mephistophele as the monster demon villain teacher!'''

'''and Sophia Orr as the super cute Neko girl!'''</center>
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It was your average day at Super Mega Kawaii Sugoi Neko Neko Desu Awesome Chocolate-Dipped Shining Incredible High School. Krazy, who had a humongous pink pigtail wig, entered the school with his amazing. glittering eyes. Fabulous, I know. He was wearing the average school outfit, but underneath was his super kawaii magic girl clothes that he would equip if needed. He walked into classroom B-5 Desu Fun Time, only to be face to face with a massive group of students. "Hi everyone!" he said, his eyes glinting adorably. FLH, as usual, was putting away his giant flaming death sword in his lunch box, which was (as always) packed to perfection with the hugest sandwich possible. His whiskers twitched as Lala, her sex appeal being displayed because why not, was rambling on how she didn't care about anything because she's a tsundere who is totally keeping a soft side inside her set of tatas. Plus, she has rainbow hair and giant blue eyes. Motionless was- as usual- hanging around in the corner of the room, being all dark and quiet because F U, I say he is. Twain was being smart. Because he's smart. He's seriously only here to be smart. I could write him out because he's just that one character who is only here to be smart. Because he's smart. ChickenAndBeer- the floating, marijuana smoking teddy bear- was just flying around and saying, "popsicles". Sophia Orr was standing around and being cute. "gOSH everything is so mediocre in here goooosh." Lala blurted out, glaring at FLH who was nomming his lunch already because reasons. "Your statement is proven false by this equation." Twain replied calmly, pulling up a chart of numbers and words because he wrote that in five seconds since he's unrealistically smart. "ugh, it's not like I enjoy seeing you be smart and all..." her lips puckered and she glanced at FLH weirdly. ''he so kawaii'' she thought to herself. ChickenAndBeer just floated around and was all like, "just relax dawgs... relax dawgs... maaaan... damn guys I'm so high..." Krazy blinked, glittery tears wafting off his eyelashes as he fell back dramatically. "Stop, stop, everyone ''stop''! We're all friends here, what're you doing!?" he said sugoily (it's a word, haters, omg. I searched it up on the urban dictionary!!) Motionless slowly looked up from the ground and muttered something cool and quoteable because he's that mysterious guy okay. "can everyone just shut up omg i'm entering the classroom now" Mephi said as she entered the classroom, which she had said she was doing because pineapples. "ps I'm an insane demon who's gonna kill you all, k"

'''''BLOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!O!N!E!!!'''''