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You got LED Lights in your ma's attic, and I really don't wanna say it but I know you're a spastic. You got maggots in your bedroom, I really fuckin' hate you and I know you do too. But I really can't stand the way you sit in your bedroom, all day like a little emo collectin' radiation and makin' stations for you to sell your drugs, you eat slugs, I know you have a bug co-llection. I really need a piss so I'ma do it on you, whoever would think to kiss you. Try rising from the darkness, see how much you want this. I think you need an Exterminator, and I wish I was the Terminator so I could execute you just like you wish you could do that to yourself. And I know that you're too short to reach the top shelf. Now this one's important so listen here. I really need you to fix your ears, you look like an elf and can't reach the shelf it pieces together like a puzzle. You can't solve 'em cos you're proper thick, you think you're Sherlock Holmes but you look like a gnome. I wanna drop an anvil on your head. Or a brick I wish one of those would fall on your head any time soon. Now I need you to drown in a pool. You wish that you could think but your brain has a missin' link. And I am listening. Just give me a moment to process your stupidity. And when I think you couldn't get any dumber but then you like to prove me wrong. And now when you hear me spitting these words out, my mouth is on fire, and you can roll your eyes all you want you should try find a brain back there. Stupidity ain't a crime so for now run along but if it were a crime the prison would run out of space. Now when karma comes back to punch you in the face I wanna be there to help it out just in case. And you're so full of shit I think your toilet's jealous. And I wish you were as far away as the sun was; so now get 93 million miles away from me. I wish I could keep you in a tree. And I'll never forget the day we first met, but I'll keep tryin'. Are people still willin' to be your mate wish I could slam you into a gate.
     
 
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