Notes

DL FANDOM
by Jay - .narwhalsenpai

There are many types of feed on Q.
There's the ones who are cool, relatable and sweet.
And then there's the fandoms.
You can see that there's many types of fandoms.
Each have their own little likes & quirks.
But, there's the one fandom that everyone seems to know..

They're the DL fandom and they seem to have it all.
There's Ayahoe, and Shu, and Teddy's even there too.
Teddy want Yui, Ayahoe wants this weeb called Jay.
No one knows what drugs they took, but I guess it's all okay!

They are.. The Diabolik Lovers fandom and they seem to have it all.
With their little stripping poles and Yuihoe too.

Jay and Teddy own Kou; Yui tries run away.
The incest levels are high in here; as well as Ayatocest.
So many shippings here, like
Teddy & Kanahoe; Ayato & Ayato; wait, why the hell is Jayato here too?

Kanahoe the Uke King just wants Kou to notice him.
But, Kou obviously doesn't want that;
but who the hell said Kou's opinion mattered?

Azusa faps a lot to selfcest; especially the ones that have more than 2~
And poor little Teddy is often drop kicked off buildings.
And Ayahoe's a father- since like, yesterday.

Teddy just wants Yui to notice him, but, Yui is too busy noticing Ayahoe.
And Ayahoe is noticing Jay.
And Jay is noticing Kanahoe.
And Kanahoe is noticing Kou.
And Kou is just too damned busy to notice anyone since he is running from Teddy.
And Azusa just wants everyone~

Reiji doesn't invite Ruki to his sex dungeon, so Ruki gets fckn pissed m8.
Jay tries to make up their own, but no one seems to join.
Teddy once again is dropkicked
off
a
building.
And now Kanahoe's a titan; where's this fandom going to?
Ayahoe adopts another child; what the hell is next?

Jayato won't happen.
The feed sex is lacking.
Kanahoe needs Teddy.
Teddy's head is always ripped.

[Now here's the story of Kanato, Yui, Kou, and Teddy. All were friends until Teddy wanted Yui and Kanato wanted Kou, but Kou & Yui were running so they fought. Teddy died like 15 times, and fell buildings. Kanato fell off too; and My Heart Will Go On was playing until Teddy died. Then, Teddy stabbed Yui no ddge no revive`d Yui. So Yui died and Teddy fucked her corpse. Kou died too, but revived breaking everything, but, he died again so Kanahoe took his body and fucked it as well. You see- this fandom is cray.]