Notes

me when the penis et stuck in odins dog is not good, it hurts very bad and i hope it gets better, one day, i hope to own my own private jet and it will be vey nice, and then afte that i will also own my own pet crab, his name will be jermaine. Jermaine will be a good crab, he will be blue and act like jo biden and forget where he is going sometimes and also then after that *FALLS OFF BIKE* "OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT" "no. Im Joe Biden" and then he will crab walk away because he is the one and only jermaine the crab. i am are do the having of the writers block right now and my keyboard only presses keys when it feels like it and then afte that sometimes my mom comes in and poops on my computer it is a problem yes i know.

Benjamin Franklin died from syphilis holy shit is that actually how you spell it I am a spelling god suck it nerds

Chapter 2: Dissapointment in life

sometimes i forget to do my homewoprk. That is bad , dont forget to do your homewok, it is ghood to do it. also sometimes youi lose at overwatch because there is a pink haired lesbian woman who the devs (who are from Berkely CA ((I looked it up)) by the way) decided to give her the most ovepowered thing in the game. I mean she may as well be the fucking messiah if she is that good PINK HAIRED JESUS!?!?!?!?!??! fr bro i need to get a job this overwatch shit is lame as fuck bro why was i so hype over getting a rank in overwatch bro what is this dog ahh zaza. back onto the topic of disapoinmetns. I looked at odin playing with his grimace toy, he fondled it quite subtly, it was a soft, yet subtle touch, one that left you wondering, was it on purpose? it mustve been he fondled grimace sooooo hard mmmmm ooooh hold on ill be right back i need to go jack off.,.. I backj ok back on the topic of odin sexually harasing grimce. He did it in a dark alley and it was very provocative. I would like to sue him for damages on how he keeps fondling his grimace toy from mcdonals.


Chapter 3: Me when the

Kid named finger?!?!?!?!?! when the kid is named finger toy from grimace the mcdonalds me when the is the strokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. ok i can no longer feel the sidef of my face it is not good, somebody call an abulance

Chapter for: when the food is busting on school time

Teacher the food is busting.
most days in school i only get a chicken tenders, and i get it with the barbeque sauce and a mustard as well, it is very nice,m from here on out im no longer going to correct my messages so if my keyboard messes up its on the notes app. sometimes i think to myself and it keeps coming back to me, why do i do what i do? it is because i am the greatest, at all thins including life libverty and the pursiut of happines it cannot be understated that i am the messiah the TRUE messiah unlike the pink haired fuck that is zarya i fckin hate her man but she is from portland oregon so i am far away and safe from her pegging me in the ass. The other day i walked on water, it wasnt very deep but i will take what i can get, and if thats what i get then i am just a watered down version of jesus that is scared of lesbians pegging me, and also big burly squirrels (this makes them sound scarier)(because the arre verry scary). I went to new yourk one time, it felt like i was going to get jumped the whole time, maybe i shouldnt have worn my "I am currently in possesion of many druugs t shirt" that may have been a bad move. when it is 9:11 i will type "9:11 make a wish" I do not want it to get mixed up with terrorist evendt 9/11 becase i am saying it on the time, not the datee. I can no longer watch this becase this is distracting me from my works.

Chapter 5: my time has come, it is time for me to WRITE MORE or less

fate is a fickle mistress, she may push you to new limits, or all time lows, however if there is one thing on this earth that i have learned it is that life may carry on, yet not without pushing, the term life goes on is absolute bullshit, i have seen too many people whose lives have been wasted, life does not go on if you stay complicit, life plateaus, then stays the same for the rest of your life, you have to want life to go on you have to push for life to go on. Life isnt a term or a simple concept it is a world, a whole universe with beings in it, all trying to find their own definition of the word. It means infinite things to all people, yet it is the same for everyone. It is constant, changing yet not at all. Think back to the caveman times, the main focus was getting food and mad bitches, has this changed? no, but more has been added on, and, entertainment is no longer rolling a circle with a stick like in the 1800's it is a multifaceted machine of porn games and sport games, with all other games falling inbetween on that spectrum you cant prove me wrong on that, its literally impossible to that is the most sound statement i have ever made holy shit that was a banger line (this inspired the best quotes section). -dramatic pause- scene opens to mario like in the new mario movie trailer. "itsa me- Mario" but in a harsh boston accent that sounds like it smoke and has had miners lung for the past 30 years - dramatic pause- mario fucking dies -fin-

Chapter 6: A Rick for the knowing ones

pickle rick is a terrible meme, it is a reflection on the times that were 2019-2021 it was propped up on its ugly head by redditors and skinny white boys with no social life, it is the reason society is the way it is right now, whenever somebody yells "IM PICKLE RIIIIICK" or something to the same affect i want to fucking kill myself, that is why i will never carry a firearm, the motivation in that what the fuck

Chapter 7: My plan to eradicate Demo#1862 From this earth

i hate him so much i hate him so mch i hate him so much oh my god i hate him it feels like this primordial age is just growing inside of me each time i see it holy shit oh my god. i will tear him apart for all he has done to this earth it is his kind that is the reason i feel this way. way cant there be aparthied except for picklers and non-picklers (not people who actually pickle things more just like rickle picklers). holy shit im so mad i cant even think of what im going to do to him. im never undeafening again. VILE VILE THINGS.

Chapter 8: Redemption

if you are not watching, you will not understand this part.

Chapter 9: My plan to rule the world:

I will get a victory royale in fortnite, then the island is mine, i will go from there. Note to self, take more improv classes to learn how to take the world over on the fly, it will be a blast. If you are still reading this, you may have noticed that only the first line or two in a chapter has been on.

Chapter 10: Getting odin a job

if you were watching you probably figured out that i just signed odin up for a job application and turned his sms and emails on so he will get notifications on job offers in the future.
I did this because i am building odins brand, and also because when i am left to myself, i tend to go a little bit too far in the moment, i is my problem i am not perfect i am sorry. Now that i have done my character development, it is time for me to laugh at odin for getting signed up for a job. I have stopped laughing now. last week odin said he needed money so im helping a brotha out.



Best Quotes:
"entertainment is no longer rolling a circle with a stick like in the 1800's it is a multifaceted machine of porn games and sport games, with all other games falling inbetween"
FUCK OFER WACH TOO I NO MORE PLAYINGH OFERWWATC