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A stupid person.
Mom, you silly dork. How is my math teacher?
Terrible.
I'm going to fail.
Don't be such a pwad, go do your homework.
I'm too good for it.
Sit up and pay attention!
No, I will not do it for you!
Don't be a butt head.
My friend Mark says he's been mugged and almost got raped.
I spent all night trying to track him down on the phone.
How did I do it?
I get paid to hear these things. Why can't I spell "rigs" like most people?
I just want to make things as easy as possible.
Okay, all done.
What are you going to do next?
I have no idea, I guess go home.
Is it wrong that you're listening to that awful dork that hangs out behind the counter?
No, it's not wrong.
I'm trying to learn something.
Wanna hear a joke?
It's funny because the punchline is, "My sister got a boob job." You're going to fail the quiz and not get a good grade, and then you'll be mad at me.
It's just one test.
Besides, no one else has to take it.
I do it in my free time.
Wow, some lady just bought a box of Twinkies.
I better pay attention in class. When is the gym teacher coming back?
When I graduate.
Boring, that's all I do is work out and watch T. V. What are those little people doing in the chalk - yowzah place?
Selling shoes.
My girlfriend tried to teach me yoga, and it was awful.
Oh, hey, is the barber shop open?
I really need a haircut.
A bad one.
My hair is growing in all weird and stuff.
Is the barber real?
No, he's not.
He's a puppet.
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