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Gangster!Karma x Sassy!Nagisa x Drunk!Kaede

Oh ew its them - Crappy story by amanderrrrr

Nagisa painted his nails with pink nail polish. "Kaede-chan. Isn't this like, amazing? Like, look at this awesome hot pink. OMG" He squealed putting the nail polish away. Karma looked over throwing the TV remote up and down. "Yoo. Your nail polish fucking sucks. BAKA" Kaede peeked from the kitchen with a bottle of booze in her hand. "Karma-samaa! Don't be so mean to my senpai!" She groaned tripping over her own foot and the booze getting on her hair. Nagisa stood up and went to the kitchen. "I'm going to get pickles for us to eat!" Nagisa ran to the kitchen jumping over Kaede attempting to rub the booze off her hair, but she failed and poked on her face 21 times. "Come on Kaede-channn!" He shrieked when he put the pickles down finally noticing that Kaede was on the floor and attempted to pull Kaede off the floor. "Ehh! Your so heavy!" He moaned. "Harrumph! I'm not that heavy!" Kaede cried. When he finally got the light-weighted Kaede off the floor, he sat her down next to him and attempted to open the jar of pickles. "EHHH! ERRRRG! THIS IS TOO HARD!" He said pulling the lid. Karma turned on the tv and threw the remote out of the window. "OOH! ITS A FLYING THING!" Kaede got up and stumbled towards the window. Nagisa looked at Karma. "Karma-kunn~ Can you open this for me?" Karma glared over at him. "Sure. BAKA. Throw it over here. BAKA." Nagisa nodded and threw the jar. It only went one centimeter across the floor. Literally. Nagisa giggled. "Oopsie! That was an accident, like, I have to keep being hot when I throw things right? Oh, I can't afford to like, get my hands dirty by throwing a pickle jar!" Karma glared at him. "Yo. That ain't no right. Niggah' ya can't be some weak pussy. BAKA." Nagisa frowned. "UGH! DISRESPECT!" Nagisa said jumping up and down like a 5 year old. "Hahaa watzat? Disrespect? Yo, that's my middle name, BAKA." Kaede trotted inside the room with the remote in her hand and threw it at Nagisass- Nagisa's face. "GOOD MORNINNNG!" "Yo, it's night, dont cha kno, BAKA." Karma shouted, adding a sigh. "KAEDE-CHAN!" YOU HIT MY FACE! OMG!" Kaede tilted her head confused. "Eh?" "You hit my face! It probably left like, a pimple!" He said dramatically feeling his face. "Karma's dirty gangster hands touched it, and threw it outside! And you picked it up, it smells like, like, like, fucking booze!" He screech. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He ran out of the room. "Yo! Niggah you wanta pick a fite wit me? You BAKA!" Karma shouted and ran after Nagisa. And then Kaede was forever alone for like 1 hour while they screamed at each other. When they came out and FINALLY apologized to each other, they had cuts and bruises, Nagisa's voice was even a bit hoarse. "HE CHIPPED MY nAILL!" Nagisa whined. "Shh it's fine." Kaede said sexually rubbing his hair. They frick fracked- oh and they were high btw okok

Nagisa woke up naked. "KYAAAAAAAAA" He ran out of the room and realized his hair was curled and had pink nail polish on. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" He put his clothes on and ran into the living room. "KARMA DID YOU PRANK ME--" He saw Karma hanging from the ceiling. "Karma what are you doing?" He said shaking his head at Karma. He looked over at the kitchen. It was covered with ketchup! "WHAT THE FUCK???" He ran into his room and cried for 21 minutes. Luckily his mom wasn't going to be at home for 21 days. He ran back into the living room after crying. Karma was trying to get down from the ceiling. "How did you get up there even?" Nagisa asked looking up. Karma shrugged and untangled himself. "Why is there red stuff in the kitchen?" He asked. They walked to the kitchen. Kaede was awake and she was in the middle of all the ketchup. "GUYS I'M SURROUNDED HALP" Kaede shrieked. Karma and Nagisa exchanged glances and walked into the heaps of ketchup. Once they finally got to sit down on the sofa and cleaned everything, they talked about how high as fuck they were. "Soo, I was acting like that one time where you and I were going to slit each other's throats and you had that imagination of me as a... cross dresser?" He said looking at Karma. Karma nodded. "Oh yeahh. And I was apparently gangster according to the authors cOUGHS." Kaede sighed and leaned back. "Soo you guys want to get high again?" "FUCK YEAH!"
Anyway, they got high and went to school the next day because they took like fucking 21 steroids.

Nagisa walked into school. "Hay boys, like don't you love my new dress? Like OMG." Sugino looked at Nagisa. "WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU GET HIGH AGAIN?" Rio turned to see Sugino. "He gets high? Oooh~" Rio took out her phone and started recording. "Blackmailing time~" Kaede jumped from the ceiling onto Rio's desk and fell off as soon as she landed onto Rio's face. "pfFFT SORRY I JUST waANTED TO SAY THAT ITS BAD TO BLacKAKAMAIL PEOPLE?!?" Rio put her phone away. "Kaede? Are you okay...?" "What are you tALLKING abbout? I am just finnee~~~" She trailed off and fell asleep randomly. Korosensei looked at the high students and shook his head. "Nururffufufufu this is going to be a weird day. Anyway, let's get started on math." Nagisa rolled her-- his eyes and flipped his beautiful blue shiny hair. Terasaka looked at the seat next to him. "Where's Karma?" Itona turned to him. "Dunno. Probably slacking again." He sighed. Nagisa turned to them and shouted with his girly voice across the room. "Oh yeah, like, he wanted to take more steroids and act gangster as fuck!" He said flipping his flashy hair again. Okuda looked towards Nagisa's direction. "S-steroids???" Nagisa nodded. "Ya! Like, those things get us like, high as fuck, and like, we all, like, using, like, um, like using them and like, and... like..." He trailed off with Korosensei explaining a random algebra problem.

-TimeSkip Science-
"Yoo kids- BAKA" Karma skated in. He was wearing a backwards cap, randomly carrying a cat. Okuda stared at him and it didn't take long to notice; he was high as fuck. "K-KARMA?!?" She stuttered. "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?" She said accidentally exploding her chemicals. "Yo, wazzup Okuda BAKA" He went up close to her face. "Y'no Okuda, ya smell g00d." He said putting on his sunglasses. Kaede woke up randomly. "wHA HUH OH HI KARMA-SAMAAAA" She said failing to wave and collapsed again. Okuda looked at Kaede, then at Karma. "K-karma... how many... drugs did you take?" Nagisa shouted with his girly voice across the room again. "They were like, fucking steroids you fucking dumb-ass." Okuda frowned and tears slowly welled in her eyes, she had a sensitive personality. Karma looked at Nagisa. "Yo Nagisa, don't hurt the chick's feels BAKA" "EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE THE ONE SKATING INTO THE ROOM LIKE THAT." Nagisa sassed. "Yo, you're so girly BAKA" "WHA??? ME?" Nagisa went up to Karma and kitty-bitch-slapped-him. "Ow. BAKA." Karma said sarcastically. After 21 seconds of Nagisa kitty slapping Karma, they returned to learning about science. Okuda would sneak glances at Karma every now and then, with a worried expression.

"hNGNGNG" Kaede woke up at lunch... when she heard someone say pudding. "pUDDINGGGAM?"