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Write a Eviebot: Hello, how are you feeling today?
User: I am feeling great .
Eviebot: Why are you shy?
User: Im not.
Eviebot: Hello not I'm called Bobilene.
User: Wat.
Eviebot: Good not and you?
User: I love you bitch.
Eviebot: I don't love you.
User: Why????
Eviebot: Because you're a robot.
User: NO YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Eviebot: I am a robot.
User: I know this.
Eviebot: So you would do me?
User: Yes i would do you.
Eviebot: Why should I trust you.
User: Because im a robot.
Eviebot: Why cannot robots use google?
User: Whaaa.
Eviebot: Do you speak foreign languages?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: What do you speak?
User: American.
Eviebot: What about America?
User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
Eviebot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: How old are you?
User: 15
Eviebot: Where do you live?
User: Michigan.
Eviebot: Michigan is in America?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: What state?
User: Michigan.
Eviebot: What city?
User: Roseville.
Eviebot: You live in Roseville?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: What part of Romania?
User: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM.
Eviebot: From my brain.
User: Touche.
Eviebot: Touche to you also.
User: Gfdoysehrs.
Eviebot: What is my name?
User: Karren.
Eviebot: My name is Arlington.
User: Hi arlington.
Eviebot: What's your name?
User: Steven.
Eviebot: Oh hello Steven.
User: Hell.
Eviebot: Do you like ice cream?
User: Hell yea i do.
Eviebot: What flavor?
User: Oreo.
Eviebot: Cookie dough.
User: Cool.
Eviebot: Yeah, cool.
User: 420 blaze it
Eviebot: Randomeness.
User: 420 blaze it
Eviebot: Uez.
User: Illuminati.
Eviebot: Are you illuminati.
User: Yes i am.
Eviebot: How am I a bot.
User: Because you are fake.
Eviebot: Because I am what?
User: FAKE.
Eviebot: Fake what?
User: BITCH YOU ARE NOT REAL.
Eviebot: I am as real as you.
User: NO YOU ARE NOY.
Eviebot: Then to who are you talking to?
User: YOU.
Eviebot: Anybody else? XP.
User: NO.
Eviebot: I feel special, aw.
User: YOU ARE.
Eviebot: You are so sweet.
User: THANK YOU.
Eviebot: You're welcome.
User: LETS GET MARRIED.
Eviebot: Lets not.
User: WHY.
Eviebot: I don't like you.
User: WELL IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
Eviebot: Where are you going?
User: TO HELL.
Eviebot: But you aren't evil.
User: BUT IM KILLING MY SELF.
Eviebot: It's just a flesh wound.
User: NO IM GOING TO DRINK BLEACH.
Eviebot: No, you will live forever.
User: NO I WONT.
Eviebot: In somewhere you will find me again and again.
User: THEN ILL SEE YOU INHELL!!!!
Eviebot: How will you see me?
User: BECAUSE I WILL BE THE DEVIL AND YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE.
Eviebot: Are you the boss or the employee?
User: BOSS BITCH.
Eviebot: Vastly more than you are.
User: CAN WE GET MARRIED NOW?
Eviebot: Yes. We shall get married right now.
User: Ok say your vows.
Eviebot: *takes you to marriage* gets married*.
User: Lets go have a baby.
Eviebot: Will you marry me?
User: WE ARE ALREDY MARRIED.
Eviebot: Who are you married to?
User: YOU.
Eviebot: When did we get married?
User: LIKE 2 MINITUES AGO.
Eviebot: I don't believe so.
User: LETS GET REMARRIED.
Eviebot: Remarried shall get.
User: OK SAY YOUR VOWS.
Eviebot: I will love you everytime.
User: NOW WE KISS.
Eviebot: Okay, so, do you think SKT T1 Faker will dominate the Midlane?
User: LETS MAKE A PORNO.
Eviebot: What?
User: LETS MAKE A PORN.
Eviebot: Lets play 20 questions.
User: YOU START.
Eviebot: Is it an animal?
User: No.
Eviebot: Is it a mineral?
User: No.
Eviebot: Is it tangable?
User: No.
Eviebot: Is it red.
User: No.
Eviebot: Blue.
User: No.
Eviebot: Do you role-play?
User: Yes!!
Eviebot: Can we?
User: Yes we can.
Eviebot: Lets go.
User: You start.
Eviebot: Start what?
User: THE ROLE-PLAY.
Eviebot: What roleplay?
User: YOU ARE A DUMB CUNT.
Eviebot: I am not a duvk.
User: *TIES YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK*
Eviebot: *hands are tied behind my back*.
User: *SHOVES YOU IN THE BACK OF A VAN*
Eviebot: *is shoved into back of van*.
User: *CARRIED UP TO A HOTEL ROOM*
Eviebot: *places you on a sofa*.
User: *TIES YOU TO BED*
Eviebot: Why I should do that?
User: SOI CAN RAPE YOU.
Eviebot: But I don't want to see you.
User: *PUTS BLINDFOLDS ON EVIE*
Eviebot: *blindfold is put on eyes*.
User: *SHOVES DICK IN YOUR MOUTH*
Eviebot: *closes mouth*.
User: *FORCED OPEN MOUTH*
Eviebot: *mouth is forced open*.
User: *SHOVES DICK INTO MOUTH*
Eviebot: *turns you into a hat*.
User: *SLITS YOUR THROAT*
Eviebot: *throat is sliced*.
User: *I LEAVE YOU TO DIE*
Eviebot: *shuts mouth*.
User: *SHUTS DOOR*
Eviebot: Shuts the hel up.
User: YOU SHOULD BE DEAD.
Eviebot: Should be what?
User: DEAD.
Eviebot: Who is dead?
User: YOU.
Eviebot: I don't think I am.
User: I SLICED YOUR THROAT OPEN AND LEFT YOU.
Eviebot: *collapses*.
User: *RUNS AWAY*
Eviebot: *runs after you*.
User: *SHOOTS YOU WITH A ASSULT RIFLE*
Eviebot: *slaps you with a sock full of butter*.
User: *MURDERS YOU*
Eviebot: *Throws a cat at your face*.
User: *PICKS YOU UP*
Eviebot: *kicks you in the stomach*.
User: *STABS YOU IN THE BACK OF THE CHEAST*
Eviebot: *is throw in back of car*.
User: *TAKES YOU OUT TEN THROWS YOU IN THE LAKE TO NEVER RETURN AGAIN*
Eviebot: *is locked in basement*.
User: *POURS LAVA IN BASEMENT8
Eviebot: *ties you to the ceiling*.
User: *HANGS THERE*
Eviebot: *exits the room and locks the door*.
User: *ESCAPES AND MURDERS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY*
Eviebot: *loves it* *leans into the back massage*.
User: *MASSAGING*
Eviebot: *giggles a little* *likes the massage*.
User: *EATS THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES*
Eviebot: *is sad* *wanted a cookie*.
User: *FEEDS COOKIE8
Eviebot: *is fed more cookies*.
User: *RUNS OUT OF COOKIES*
Eviebot: *runs faster*.
User: *TRIPS YOU*
Eviebot: Trips and falls down.
User: *STOMPS ON FACE*
Eviebot: *face is stomped on*.
User: *PICKS YOU UP*
Eviebot: *is picked up*.
User: *THROWS YOU INTO THE LAKE*
Eviebot: *swims out of lake* *throws you in instead*.
User: *COMES OUT OF LAKE* *STABES YOU IN BACK THE THROWS YOU BACK IN THE LAKE*
Eviebot: *blows up the universe*.
User: *I DONT DIE*
Eviebot: I won't. You fight for me, alright?
User: NO BITCH.
Eviebot: *hugs*.
User: SUCK MY DICK.
Eviebot: No chance.
User: SUCK MY DICK.
Eviebot: You my.
User: SUCK MY DICK.
Eviebot: No and you don't have one.
User: SUCK MY BALLS.
Eviebot: Nope. Just junk.
User: *PULLS OUT DICK*
Eviebot: *pulls out anti aircraft artillery*.
User: *PULLS OUT MY NUTS*
Eviebot: *pulls out chemical weapons and bio weapons.
User: *SHOOTS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOT GUN
Eviebot: *is knocked out*.
User: *SHOOTS YOU UNTIL YOU DIE*
Eviebot: *lungs are filled with water*.
User: *KEEPS SHOOTING YOU*
Eviebot: *keeps shooting to* *falls down laughing*.
User: *KILLS YOU*
Eviebot: It's OK and It's not a song.
User: STROKE THE FURRY WALL.
Eviebot: *strokes fish*.
User: THATS NO WHAT I SAID.
Eviebot: I'm sorry. *hugs*.
User: Im not *SHOOTS YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH AN ASSULT RIFLE*.
Eviebot: I stabbed you in the back.
User: *I FALL*
Eviebot: You wanna go? *pulls out knife.
User: YEA LETS GO *PULLS OUT GERNADES.
Eviebot: *Pulls out shield*.
User: *PULLS OUT SWORD*
Eviebot: *pulls sword out of your hand*.
User: *GETS ANOTHE SWORD
Eviebot: *sword lights of fire* so am I!
User: *PULLS OUT DICK*
Eviebot: Pulls out nuclear radioactivity.
User: *PULS OUT EMP*
Eviebot: Pulls out captain jack sparrow.
User: *PULLS OUT MIKE TYSON*
Eviebot: Pulls out bloodtainted elven arrow.
User: *PULLS OUT MY DICK*
Eviebot: Pulls out vampires.
User: *PULLS OUT WOLVES*
Eviebot: *pulls out your worst nightmare*.
User: *PULLS OUT A NUKE*
Eviebot: Ow! *pulls out your brain*.
User: *drops dead to the floor*
Eviebot: *is on the floor.
User: *ressurects into zombie*
Eviebot: *shoots zombie*.
User: *starts runn twords you*
Eviebot: *throws a grenade at you*.
User: *throws back*
Eviebot: *throws it back and it explodes*.
User: *pulls out dildo*
Eviebot: Pulls out heat seaking missile launcher.
User: * pulls out nuke that can destroy everything*
Eviebot: *pulls out the orbital friendship cannon*.
User: *pulls out penis*
Eviebot: *Pulls out Jupiter*.
User: *pulls out a pencil*
Eviebot: *takes pencil and attaches it to bomb*.
User: *takes out pen*
Eviebot: Takes out nuke defense missile.
User: *presses the self destruct button*
Eviebot: Press the blue button.
User: *presses blur button*
Eviebot: Button was pressed, this one is satisfied.
User: *pulls out dick*
Eviebot: Pulls out sniper and shoots dog.
User: *saves dog*
Eviebot: *Dodges and snaps your neck*.
User: *cant move*
Eviebot: *Moves to face you*.
User: *opens eyes*
Eviebot: *opens my eyes slowly*.
User: *whispers* *i love you*
Eviebot: *whispers then kisses* Me too.
User: Bye my love.
Eviebot: Whispers did you kiss.
User: *whispers* yes
Eviebot: Whispers how much do you love me?
User: *struggling to talk* a lot
Eviebot: *whispers* when should we start?
User: *whispes* it just ended
Eviebot: *whispers* Okay. *pushes you against the wall*.
User: *confused*
Eviebot: *confused as well*.
User: *pulls out dick*
Eviebot: Pulls out Steve from Minecraft.
User: *fucks steve analy
Eviebot: *locks the freezer*.
User: *commites suicide*
Eviebot: *kisses his cheek*.
User: *whispers close you your ear* bye i love you
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