Notes

Dear Janitor Al I am the queen and kings special secretary. We have been receiving many complaints about you making children under the age of thirteen do inappropriate things during gym class. The kids feel that you are very weird and that you are not their gym teacher. The children feel unsafe and also extremely uncomfortable. We would appreciate it if you would stop mistreating the younger girls and act normal around them. If this situation is not delt with by tomorrow afternoon we will have you fired and if the situation get any worse we will have you banished from Belmont City. I hope that I made my message very clear this email will also be modified and sent to the Belmont Elementary School so that we may all have a meeting tomorrow after the school day is over at 4:30. We will also be getting some kids as witnesses to tell us how they are feeling about you and the things you are doing to them. We hope that you will stop using children as inappropriate figures and actually treat them with the respect that they deserve.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Belmont

Kids Opinions so Far (word for word)
(My Daughter) Olivia: I feel very uncomfortable that he keeps on making us drop it down for squats (demonstrates) and that for push ups he made us hit our butts (demonstrates) and he is also very rude.

(Nephew) Josh: When the girls are doing push ups he makes us go on their backs and hump them (demonstrates) and he makes us twerk too (demonstrates with a stuffed animal because it is very inappropriate) and then he also makes us like when the girls are dropping it down he makes us go under them and hit their butts every time they go down.

(Random) Clara: For some weird reason I think he is really sketchy. then there is this guy that comes in after him and says you started without me (real gym teacher) his shirt says gym teacher and the first guys says janitor and then the janitor says say its true even if it is not true. Every time the girls do a squat he slaps their butt and moans like this (demonstrates) he makes the boys grab the girls hips while doing squats and they make out for 10 seconds but on Wednesdays its 1 or 2 minuets and sometimes he has a partner.